Disclaimer: I do not own Avril Lavigne's song "Skater Boy" OR Xmen

Note: I was going to make something like this B4 but I guess I wasn't allowed to *cough* anyway This will be the first in a series of Xmen Parodies for a "Lip sync" contest at Bayville high. Lip sync is when you play a song and mouth the words to it onstage while doing a dance number or something, usually in costume. I'm calling it "Leader boy"



The lights in the Bayville Theater all go down as thousands of chattering students quiet the long awaited Lip Sync. Duncan and Terran sat in the front row, holding hands; she was wearing his promise ring...after five weeks of dating.

All of Jean's old friends sat in the row behind them. Kurt was the only Xman sitting in the seats the rest where behind the stage; he held Amanda's hand in the back row. " I know you'll love this." He smiled as the curtain pulled up.

Jean was standing on the stage in jeans, her Xmen boots and a black t-shirt with a silver Xmen symbol on it. Jean held up a microphone. Music started playing.


"He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a mutant, she didn't stay
What more can I say?"

A screen rolled down showing a picture of Terran walking away from Scott.

"He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well."



A picture of Terran looking towards Scott while Duncan talked with food in his mouth. A few people snickered.




"But all of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Superhero Clothes."

Picture of a girl with bleached, upturned short hair holding a newspaper, which had a picture of the Xmen on it, she was rolling her eyes.


"He was a Leader boy, she said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth."

Five weeks from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby
She's not alone"

Picture of Terran with a smile on her face putting a piece of fish stick in Duncan's mouth, at a Table with all of Jeans old friends.

"She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Leader boy saving the world for you and me!"

A picture of Scott blasting Juggernaut , on his knee's , his energy draining.

"She calls up her friends, they already know
And they've all got tickets to see this show.

She tags along and stands in the crowd
Looks for the man that she turned down."


"He was a Leader boy, she said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super Hero
Slamin' on terrorists!
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?"

A picture of Scott fighting Mystique.

"Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tuff luck that boys mine now"

A gasp cam from the audience. Duncan who had been going red was now completely shocked.

"We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see
See that man that boy could be

There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?

We are in love, haven't you heard?
How we rock each others world"

A picture of Jean and Scott kissing

"I'm with the Leader boy, I said see ya later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at a Danger room
Making that program we wrote
About a girl you used to know!"
Jean bowed, and (surprisingly) received a loud round of applause. The crowd couldn't help but wonder what was next.

A./n: Do you want me to continue w/ the rest of the Xmen? Please review, any suggestions are welcome , this is my second Jean+Scott.