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Chapter 2: Shopping.



"Not now." Yugi said as the doorbell kept ringing. Yugi finally set Yami on the couch.

"Don't move."

"Belly go RING!!!" Yami waved his hands in the air. Figuring Yami wouldn't move, he went to answer the door.

"Hey Yug! What's up?"

Standing before Yugi was Joey Wheeler. A good friend of his.

"Hey Joey. I want you to see something." Yugi led Joey by the hand into the living room. Yami looked up.

"Who dat?" he asked getting up. He circled Joey and stopped in front of him.

"HI!"

"Joey. that's Yami. Yami. this is Joey."

"Jou!"

"Joey." Yugi said, trying to get Yami to say his friend's name right.

"Joey!" Yami repeated.

"THAT'S YAMI?!?!?!" Yami burst into tears.

"I-I S-SORRY!!!!!!!!!!" he bawled.

"I advise you not to raise your voice around Yami. That's 3 time's he's yelled 'I'm sorry' today." Yugi turned to Yami.

"It's okay. Joey didn't mean to yell. He was just surprised. That's all.

"Joey no mad?"

"Nope. I was surprised at the master duelist being 2 years old." Yami smiled and sniffed. He started to pull at Joey's pant legs.

"Joey no get me!!!!"

"Yes I can!" Joey walked after Yami who was running around the couch. Yugi grabbed him and started bouncing him on his knee.

"Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!" Yami squealed.

"I think you should get Tea over here. We may need her help."

"Alright." Joey walked into the kitchen.

"WATCH YOUR STEP!" Yugi yelled putting his hands over Yami's ears.

CRASH!

"Owww." Yami looked at Yugi then towards the kitchen then started to laugh uncontrollably.

*****

"That one!"

"It's pink."

"RED!"

"The red one? The one that say's 'I rock' on it?"

"?" Tea, Ryou, Yami, Yugi, Bakura and Joey were at the mall picking out 'Mini Yami' clothes. Yami had pulled down a red T-shirt and insisted they buy it for him. Tea picked Yami up.

"You want the red shirt?" Yami nodded.

"Mommy pretty!" he said giving Tea a hug.

"Daddy pretty!" He reached for Yugi. They blushed.

"Awww. The Mini Yami had a sense of humor!" Bakura remarked. Ryou slapped him.

"Owwwww! What was that for?" Bakura yelled.

"For all the stupid remarks you've made today." Ryou replied simply. Bakura made a mental note not to say anything in front of Ryou.

"Blue!!!" Yami said pulling a blue shirt towards him.

"MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Joey! I told you not to yell around him!"

"Sorry."

"This is impossible." Bakura remarked. Ryou hit him again.

"Give him time."

"*Sniff, sniff, sob*"

"It's okay. We'll get you both shirts." Tea said rocking him back and forth. They ended up getting him the red shirt, the blue one, an orange one and a black one that said 'I rock' on it. They also got him 5 pairs of jeans and 7 pair of shorts. Yami also insisted they get him a baseball cap (Yami just wanted it for no reason.)

*****

You know, I'm seriously considering turning Yami Bakura into a little kid too. He's bothering me.

Ryou: THANK YOU!!!!!

Mighty Shade: Your welcome.

Ryou: R&R please!

Mighty Shade: That's MY job! *Crying* Why? Why MY job. My only job!!!

Ryou: *Whacks Mighty Shade over the head with a mallet* as I said before, R&R please.

MS: Did you notice that this chapter is longer than the other one?

Ryou: YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!?!?! I'm leaving. *Leaves*

MS: Who should accompany me now readers? Please choose in your reviews. SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!