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MS: Who put that as an answering machine message?

Joey: *Whistle* Gee. I don't know.

MS: *Glare*

Joey: Uh-oh.

MS: *Glare some more* Just for that, you are in danger of being turned into an infant!!!!!!!!

Joey: You can do that?

MS: Yes I can. I'm the authoress!

Joey: *Gulp* Sorry. Hey readers!!!!!! Get me out of this mess!!!!!!

Chapter 3: NOOOOOOO!


Our group of people walked home with a sleeping infant. Yugi was stuck holding him.

"You know, he looks cute like that." Tea remarked.

"How come she didn't get hit?!?!" Bakura asked Ryou. He rubbed the spot on his arm where Ryou had hit him a lot of times in the mall.

"Because. She said something that was actually true." Tea smirked. Yeah, they were all tired of Bakura's stupid remarks but they all had enough energy to help Yugi carry Yami home and to help Ryou beat the pulp out of Bakura. Just then, Tristan came up to them.

"Whose the little tyke?" he asked.

"Didn't Joey call you?" Yugi asked Tristan. Tristan shook his head.

"Nope. I haven't gotten a call the whole day and that's not normal because Joey calls me all the time." Joey glared at Tristan.

"I was preoccupied," he said.

"Nobody answered my question yet. Whose the tyke?"

"It's Yami." Bakura said. Then something hit him.

"THAT'S YAMI?! THE ALL MIGHTY KING OF GAMES?! BUT… HE'S 2!" Ryou hit him.

"Man, I wish you were like Yami."

"Asleep?"

"No. Little." Then, at that moment, they heard something that made them all jump.

Upon you, Tomb robber, a spell is placed. Return to you youth, oh sly one, for you shall never see ADULTHOOD!!!!!!!
A flash of light made it's way onto the scene. Then it was gone.

"DON'T WEAVE ME!!!!" That voice was high pitched, just like Yami's. But… Yami was sound asleep in Yugi's arms singing the Bumble Bee song.

"Bringing home baby bumble bee! Wont mommy be so poud me!!!" he sang clutching onto Yugi's golden bangs.

"Ow. Let go. Let go Yami." Yugi said prying the little one's hands off his hair.

"NO WEAVE ME!!!!" the voice cried out again. Ryou turned around and let out a gasped.

"What? What is it?" Tristan asked. Then he gasped at the sight he saw. One by one (except for Yami because he was asleep) they let out gasps as they turned around to see…

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Joey: Hmmmmm… Who's going to be your companion now?

MS: *Looks around* I don't know. Sorry for making it so short. I promise to make the next longer.

Joey: Hey. You're writing this on a Tuesday morning in June before school.

MS: Maybe he has a point. Oh yeah.

Joey: R&R PLEASE *smirk*

MS: Joey. Leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the second person to take my job away in three chapters!!!!

Joey: Awwwwww… Please find her a new companion for the rest of the chapters.

MS: LEAVE! NOW! GO! AND ONLY COME BACK IF I TELL YOU TO!!!!!!! You can come back now.

Joey: Okay. I'm sorry.

MS: I'm just irritated today. I have dance class at 6:30 and that's when YGO is on. See ya next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!