Shade: At last! The long awaited chapter six!!! Yay!
Evr. else: Oh boy, another chapter.
Shade: And sorry any Joey lovers!!! I love him too, but I was stuck at what to do with him!!! Dun kill me!!!!!!!!! *Runs from Joey Fans*
Yami Shade: Since my aibou is currently running from Joey fans, normally, I would be forced to say the disclaimer. But, cause I'm a smart yami, I took care of that problem. Watch. *Chants a spell*
(Neon Green lights appear, twisting, turning, forming this a message that is almost impossible to read. When they finally settle down, the message is clear.)
Message: Shade and Yami Shade do not own YGO or any other Anime related materials that may appear in this chapter or in others. Shade, however, owns Bob. Don't get it? Read on.
Chapter 6
Mystical Elf and Great White finished giving the little toddler his bath and wrapped him in a blanket.
"He sure can splash." Mystical Elf said wrapping a protesting Bakura in a towel. She felt water run down the side of her face, indicating that her hair was soaked. Great White grinned and roamed around in the tub. Bakura fell asleep in Mystical Elf's arms so the more powerful monsters disappeared. Mystical Elf and Great White were the only ones left. Pegasus stopped running only to skid on the marble floor and land head first in the deeper end of the tub, exactly where Great White was. Mystical Elf giggled and watched as the shark chased Pegasus around. Crystal and Syora poked their heads in and motioned for Mystical to follow them.
"That was funny." Syora said giggling hysterically. Crystal agreed and thought for a moment.
"What are we going to dress him in? He can't always stay in that sweatshirt and jeans. It's too hot for that!" she said. Mystical chanted something and a whole 'Chibi Bakura Wardrobe' appeared in the closet.
"Thanks! Now what do we dress him in?" Syora asked looking through the clothes. She put him into a blood red shirt that said 'I'm EVIL' on it (remind anyone of a certain chapter?) and a pair of jeans. Perfect. Mystical Elf smiled and disappeared into her card, somewhere in Syora's deck.
"That was my Mystical Elf?" she asked.
"Guess so. It's getting late, we should go to bed," Crystal said yawning a bit. Syora nodded in agreement and transformed herself back into the black Labrador and followed Crystal, who decided to put Bakura in her old crib, out the door. She vaguely remembered asking herself if the kid's parents missed him at all before she fell asleep at the foot of Crystal's bed.
***YGO Gang***
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there YET?!"
"Damn it Joey SHUT UP!!!" Tristan yelled at the blonde. Joey shrunk back and didn't say a word until they got to Kaiba Corp.
"Maybe you should stay out here, Ryou," Joey said, a hint of laughter in his voice.
"Yeah, we wouldn't want you to chase him off again now would we?" Tristan added receiving a slap from Ryou. Tristan rubbed his cheek and glared.
"He started it!"
"I was going to get to him, Tristan. May I borrow your hammer Tea?"
"Sure Ryou. Just make sure you don't hit him over the head. It'll break again." Tea said handing Ryou her 'Mallet 'o DOOM'. Ryou took it, swung with all his might, hit Joey square in the stomach and sent the poor blonde flying.
"There. Now, we can go in!" Ryou said as if nothing had happened. The group, minus Joey, walked into the big building and was met by Seto Kaiba (A/N: I feel I should call him Kaiba since that's what I was doing before but 'Seto' is one letter shorter and I'm lazy so I'm going to call him Seto.).
"Hey Kaiba! We wanted to know if you had transportation enough for 11 people!" Yugi chirped.
"And why should I lend you a means of transportation?"
"You want your rival back?"
"That would be nice..."
"Then lend us the transport Kaiba!" Tristan said. "Or we'll sick Ryou on you again!"
*WHAM* Ryou glared at Tristan, who's eyes had been transformed into swirls.
"I'm seriously getting tired of that," he said handing Tea her hammer. Seto blinked a couple of times before leading the group up into his office. It was a regular business office with a desk near an abnormally large window at the back of the room. On the desk was a cordless phone on its cradle and a closed black laptop. In front of the desk was a couch and a TV was on the left hand side of the room. A door was opposite the TV.
"Wait here and don't touch anything," Seto said disappearing into the door opposite the TV. He came back with eleven capsules in his hands.
"Take one each and press the little button at the top. Then wait for instructions." After everybody had his or her capsules, Seto pushed the little button at the top of it and, in a poof of purple smoke, a floating snowboard like thing was floating in front of him. He pushed it down and got on it. His feet were instantly fastened on.
"Its as simple as that. Yugi, I suggest giving the kid to Mai cause she's got the one with the baby seat in the back," he said waiting for everybody to get onto his or her Hover Boards. Yugi took Seto's advice and gave Yami to Mai (who cried and complained and kicked and screamed and protested and ended up poking the female in the eye). Soon, the group was hovering in the air. Tristan had managed a little flip-flop and was hanging upside down.
"Uhh... Maybe we shouldn't give Joey one of these, for his own safety," Ryou said as they flew out the open window. Yugi looked down at the ground and spotted Joey running after them.
"HEY!!! WAIT!!!!!"
"SORRY JOEY! WE'LL MEET YOU AT MALIK'S HOUSE!!!!!!" Yugi yelled to him. Seto swiftly turned around.
"Wait a minute. Malik Ishtar? The Egyptian kid that looks like Bakura with a tan?"
"Yeah. I figured that if the yamis were turned chibi, why wouldn't Malik's yami be affected?"
"I guess so..." Seto said turning back around. "But I'm staying up here. I have no intention of seeing any of the Ishtars. Especially Isis," he added as Yugi dove for the ground a little ways off of where Malik's house was. He got off of his Hover Board, returned it to it's capsule by pressing a little button and prepared to ring the doorbell. He didn't get to, though, because Isis stormed with a towel wrapped around her body and her black hair soaking. She was dragging a blonde, giggling, tanned, violet clad kid by the hair.
"AND STAY OUT YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!! Oh, hi Yugi," she said throwing the kid on the street. It promptly began to cry and rub it's head.
"Ummm... By any chance, is that Yami Malik?"
"No. That's Malik. Little pest flung his pet snake, Bob, into my shower," Isis replied glaring at the sobbing kid.
"Poor Bob. Can you call Yami Malik for me?"
"Sure, hold on." Isis went back into the house and stood at the stairs that were visible in the doorway. She put her hands to her mouth and,
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR EGYPTIAN PRINCESS WISHES TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Before Yugi could ask what Isis meant, Isis turned around and explained that Y. Malik was on a slight sugar high and would only come if Isis/his Egyptian Princess wanted to speak to him. Yami Malik flew down the stairs and skidded to a halt in front of Isis.
"Yes?"
"Yugi wants to ask you a few questions. Bye Yugi! Tell Kaiba I said hi!" she said before dashing up the stairs and into the bathroom to continue her previously interrupted shower.
"What do you want?"
"IjustwantedtoseeifyouwereturnedchibicausemyyamiandRyou'syamiwereturnedchibi andIthoughtthatsinceyouwerealsoayamithatyouwouldbeturnedchibithenIsistoldmet hatMalikwasturnedchibiandyouweren'tturnedchibiandIwantedtoknowifyouwantedtoh elpusturnthemback. [1]" Yugi mumbled. Being in Yami Malik's presence always made him nervous. Yami Malik smirked.
"The Pharaoh? Chibizized?"
"Um, yeah... Butifyoudon'twanttohelpIunderstand [2]!" Yami Malik stopped Yugi from turning and running away.
"I'm not just going to sit here and let you have all the fun. Take me with you."
"BOB!!! ME WANTS BOB!!!!! BOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!" Malik yelled, the tears still streaming down his cheeks.
"And we have to take Bob. He's grown quite attached to that snake." Yami Malik disappeared into the house again and returned with a Boa Constrictor around his neck.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." went the snake.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." went a now very happy Malik.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." said Bob.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." said Malik.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can hold Bob on the way," Yami Malik said unwinding Bob from his neck and arm. He handed the snake to Malik and it instantly coiled itself around the toddler's neck and waist, but wasn't squeezing.
"Bob say 'lo!!!" Malik squealed as Yami Malik picked him up. Yugi waved to the snake and tossed Y. Malik a Hover Board Capsule.
"What's this?"
"Transportation," Yugi answered simply hopping onto his. Just then, Joey caught up to them.
"W... wh... why did you... leave me... THERE?!" he panted. Malik screeched in fear and slapped Joey.
"Ouch. Hey, watch who you're hittin' bub!" Joey said glaring at Malik. Then, his eyes grew wide as saucers as he was staring right at Bob. Bob hissed and lunged at Joey. He wrapped himself around Joey's neck as the blonde ran around in circles yelling.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh hh... Help... Can't... Breathe!" he said trying to pry the snake from his neck.
"Ack!"
"Joey, are you okay man?!" Tristan yelled from above. All Joey managed was a little squeak before he fainted. Bob uncoiled himself from Joey and slithered back to Malik.
"I think Bob is going to be very useful for this trip," Yami Malik said getting on his Hover Board. He swung Joey over his shoulder and they shot off into the sky to rejoin the others.
"Hey, why's Joey unconscious?" Tea asked.
"Bob got to him," Yugi answered forgetting that they didn't know who 'Bob' was supposed to be.
"Huh?"
"Malik wouldn't leave without his pet snake named Bob,"
"Oh. Okay. Where to?" Seto asked.
"To the Duelist Kingdom!!!"
***Back on the Duelist Kingdom. 9:30 AM***
"Syora!!! Syora get up!!!!" Syora opened her eyes and met Crystal's. She gave a little yelp of surprise and got up. Finding herself to be no taller than Crystal's knees, she realized she was still in her dog form. She grinned to herself and turned back into her human form.
"Yeah, what?"
"I've looked all over the castle and the island, Yami Bakura's gone!!!"
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[1] I just wanted to see if you were turned chibi cause my yami and Ryou's yami were turned chibi and I thought that since you were also a yami that you would be turned chibi then Isis told me that Malik was turned chibi and you weren't turned chibi and I wanted to know if you wanted to help us turn them back.
[2] But if you don't want to help, I understand
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Shade: Mouhahahahaha!!!! I'm mean. I make you wait ages for this chapter and I give you a cliffhanger!
Chibi Bakura: Eh? Wha dat?
Shade: *attempts to explain to chibis what a cliffy is*
Chibis: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????
Shade: Oh I give up. And I had an idea of who would be responsible for this mess, but I need your help. You see, I need somebody who's: -Evil -Who's constantly wondering what havoc chibis can create -Is reincarnated from loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago.
So, if you think you fit my requirements, please tell me: -What you look like -What's the line you use the most -What you do the most!!!
Thanks!!! And please leave a nice review!!!!! Of course, if flames turn up, they will be used to torture Pegasus some more.
Yugi: What happened to him, anyway?
Shade: That is something we shall never know...
Evr. else: Oh boy, another chapter.
Shade: And sorry any Joey lovers!!! I love him too, but I was stuck at what to do with him!!! Dun kill me!!!!!!!!! *Runs from Joey Fans*
Yami Shade: Since my aibou is currently running from Joey fans, normally, I would be forced to say the disclaimer. But, cause I'm a smart yami, I took care of that problem. Watch. *Chants a spell*
(Neon Green lights appear, twisting, turning, forming this a message that is almost impossible to read. When they finally settle down, the message is clear.)
Message: Shade and Yami Shade do not own YGO or any other Anime related materials that may appear in this chapter or in others. Shade, however, owns Bob. Don't get it? Read on.
Chapter 6
Mystical Elf and Great White finished giving the little toddler his bath and wrapped him in a blanket.
"He sure can splash." Mystical Elf said wrapping a protesting Bakura in a towel. She felt water run down the side of her face, indicating that her hair was soaked. Great White grinned and roamed around in the tub. Bakura fell asleep in Mystical Elf's arms so the more powerful monsters disappeared. Mystical Elf and Great White were the only ones left. Pegasus stopped running only to skid on the marble floor and land head first in the deeper end of the tub, exactly where Great White was. Mystical Elf giggled and watched as the shark chased Pegasus around. Crystal and Syora poked their heads in and motioned for Mystical to follow them.
"That was funny." Syora said giggling hysterically. Crystal agreed and thought for a moment.
"What are we going to dress him in? He can't always stay in that sweatshirt and jeans. It's too hot for that!" she said. Mystical chanted something and a whole 'Chibi Bakura Wardrobe' appeared in the closet.
"Thanks! Now what do we dress him in?" Syora asked looking through the clothes. She put him into a blood red shirt that said 'I'm EVIL' on it (remind anyone of a certain chapter?) and a pair of jeans. Perfect. Mystical Elf smiled and disappeared into her card, somewhere in Syora's deck.
"That was my Mystical Elf?" she asked.
"Guess so. It's getting late, we should go to bed," Crystal said yawning a bit. Syora nodded in agreement and transformed herself back into the black Labrador and followed Crystal, who decided to put Bakura in her old crib, out the door. She vaguely remembered asking herself if the kid's parents missed him at all before she fell asleep at the foot of Crystal's bed.
***YGO Gang***
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there YET?!"
"Damn it Joey SHUT UP!!!" Tristan yelled at the blonde. Joey shrunk back and didn't say a word until they got to Kaiba Corp.
"Maybe you should stay out here, Ryou," Joey said, a hint of laughter in his voice.
"Yeah, we wouldn't want you to chase him off again now would we?" Tristan added receiving a slap from Ryou. Tristan rubbed his cheek and glared.
"He started it!"
"I was going to get to him, Tristan. May I borrow your hammer Tea?"
"Sure Ryou. Just make sure you don't hit him over the head. It'll break again." Tea said handing Ryou her 'Mallet 'o DOOM'. Ryou took it, swung with all his might, hit Joey square in the stomach and sent the poor blonde flying.
"There. Now, we can go in!" Ryou said as if nothing had happened. The group, minus Joey, walked into the big building and was met by Seto Kaiba (A/N: I feel I should call him Kaiba since that's what I was doing before but 'Seto' is one letter shorter and I'm lazy so I'm going to call him Seto.).
"Hey Kaiba! We wanted to know if you had transportation enough for 11 people!" Yugi chirped.
"And why should I lend you a means of transportation?"
"You want your rival back?"
"That would be nice..."
"Then lend us the transport Kaiba!" Tristan said. "Or we'll sick Ryou on you again!"
*WHAM* Ryou glared at Tristan, who's eyes had been transformed into swirls.
"I'm seriously getting tired of that," he said handing Tea her hammer. Seto blinked a couple of times before leading the group up into his office. It was a regular business office with a desk near an abnormally large window at the back of the room. On the desk was a cordless phone on its cradle and a closed black laptop. In front of the desk was a couch and a TV was on the left hand side of the room. A door was opposite the TV.
"Wait here and don't touch anything," Seto said disappearing into the door opposite the TV. He came back with eleven capsules in his hands.
"Take one each and press the little button at the top. Then wait for instructions." After everybody had his or her capsules, Seto pushed the little button at the top of it and, in a poof of purple smoke, a floating snowboard like thing was floating in front of him. He pushed it down and got on it. His feet were instantly fastened on.
"Its as simple as that. Yugi, I suggest giving the kid to Mai cause she's got the one with the baby seat in the back," he said waiting for everybody to get onto his or her Hover Boards. Yugi took Seto's advice and gave Yami to Mai (who cried and complained and kicked and screamed and protested and ended up poking the female in the eye). Soon, the group was hovering in the air. Tristan had managed a little flip-flop and was hanging upside down.
"Uhh... Maybe we shouldn't give Joey one of these, for his own safety," Ryou said as they flew out the open window. Yugi looked down at the ground and spotted Joey running after them.
"HEY!!! WAIT!!!!!"
"SORRY JOEY! WE'LL MEET YOU AT MALIK'S HOUSE!!!!!!" Yugi yelled to him. Seto swiftly turned around.
"Wait a minute. Malik Ishtar? The Egyptian kid that looks like Bakura with a tan?"
"Yeah. I figured that if the yamis were turned chibi, why wouldn't Malik's yami be affected?"
"I guess so..." Seto said turning back around. "But I'm staying up here. I have no intention of seeing any of the Ishtars. Especially Isis," he added as Yugi dove for the ground a little ways off of where Malik's house was. He got off of his Hover Board, returned it to it's capsule by pressing a little button and prepared to ring the doorbell. He didn't get to, though, because Isis stormed with a towel wrapped around her body and her black hair soaking. She was dragging a blonde, giggling, tanned, violet clad kid by the hair.
"AND STAY OUT YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!! Oh, hi Yugi," she said throwing the kid on the street. It promptly began to cry and rub it's head.
"Ummm... By any chance, is that Yami Malik?"
"No. That's Malik. Little pest flung his pet snake, Bob, into my shower," Isis replied glaring at the sobbing kid.
"Poor Bob. Can you call Yami Malik for me?"
"Sure, hold on." Isis went back into the house and stood at the stairs that were visible in the doorway. She put her hands to her mouth and,
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR EGYPTIAN PRINCESS WISHES TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Before Yugi could ask what Isis meant, Isis turned around and explained that Y. Malik was on a slight sugar high and would only come if Isis/his Egyptian Princess wanted to speak to him. Yami Malik flew down the stairs and skidded to a halt in front of Isis.
"Yes?"
"Yugi wants to ask you a few questions. Bye Yugi! Tell Kaiba I said hi!" she said before dashing up the stairs and into the bathroom to continue her previously interrupted shower.
"What do you want?"
"IjustwantedtoseeifyouwereturnedchibicausemyyamiandRyou'syamiwereturnedchibi andIthoughtthatsinceyouwerealsoayamithatyouwouldbeturnedchibithenIsistoldmet hatMalikwasturnedchibiandyouweren'tturnedchibiandIwantedtoknowifyouwantedtoh elpusturnthemback. [1]" Yugi mumbled. Being in Yami Malik's presence always made him nervous. Yami Malik smirked.
"The Pharaoh? Chibizized?"
"Um, yeah... Butifyoudon'twanttohelpIunderstand [2]!" Yami Malik stopped Yugi from turning and running away.
"I'm not just going to sit here and let you have all the fun. Take me with you."
"BOB!!! ME WANTS BOB!!!!! BOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!" Malik yelled, the tears still streaming down his cheeks.
"And we have to take Bob. He's grown quite attached to that snake." Yami Malik disappeared into the house again and returned with a Boa Constrictor around his neck.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." went the snake.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." went a now very happy Malik.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." said Bob.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." said Malik.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can hold Bob on the way," Yami Malik said unwinding Bob from his neck and arm. He handed the snake to Malik and it instantly coiled itself around the toddler's neck and waist, but wasn't squeezing.
"Bob say 'lo!!!" Malik squealed as Yami Malik picked him up. Yugi waved to the snake and tossed Y. Malik a Hover Board Capsule.
"What's this?"
"Transportation," Yugi answered simply hopping onto his. Just then, Joey caught up to them.
"W... wh... why did you... leave me... THERE?!" he panted. Malik screeched in fear and slapped Joey.
"Ouch. Hey, watch who you're hittin' bub!" Joey said glaring at Malik. Then, his eyes grew wide as saucers as he was staring right at Bob. Bob hissed and lunged at Joey. He wrapped himself around Joey's neck as the blonde ran around in circles yelling.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh hh... Help... Can't... Breathe!" he said trying to pry the snake from his neck.
"Ack!"
"Joey, are you okay man?!" Tristan yelled from above. All Joey managed was a little squeak before he fainted. Bob uncoiled himself from Joey and slithered back to Malik.
"I think Bob is going to be very useful for this trip," Yami Malik said getting on his Hover Board. He swung Joey over his shoulder and they shot off into the sky to rejoin the others.
"Hey, why's Joey unconscious?" Tea asked.
"Bob got to him," Yugi answered forgetting that they didn't know who 'Bob' was supposed to be.
"Huh?"
"Malik wouldn't leave without his pet snake named Bob,"
"Oh. Okay. Where to?" Seto asked.
"To the Duelist Kingdom!!!"
***Back on the Duelist Kingdom. 9:30 AM***
"Syora!!! Syora get up!!!!" Syora opened her eyes and met Crystal's. She gave a little yelp of surprise and got up. Finding herself to be no taller than Crystal's knees, she realized she was still in her dog form. She grinned to herself and turned back into her human form.
"Yeah, what?"
"I've looked all over the castle and the island, Yami Bakura's gone!!!"
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[1] I just wanted to see if you were turned chibi cause my yami and Ryou's yami were turned chibi and I thought that since you were also a yami that you would be turned chibi then Isis told me that Malik was turned chibi and you weren't turned chibi and I wanted to know if you wanted to help us turn them back.
[2] But if you don't want to help, I understand
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Shade: Mouhahahahaha!!!! I'm mean. I make you wait ages for this chapter and I give you a cliffhanger!
Chibi Bakura: Eh? Wha dat?
Shade: *attempts to explain to chibis what a cliffy is*
Chibis: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????
Shade: Oh I give up. And I had an idea of who would be responsible for this mess, but I need your help. You see, I need somebody who's: -Evil -Who's constantly wondering what havoc chibis can create -Is reincarnated from loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago.
So, if you think you fit my requirements, please tell me: -What you look like -What's the line you use the most -What you do the most!!!
Thanks!!! And please leave a nice review!!!!! Of course, if flames turn up, they will be used to torture Pegasus some more.
Yugi: What happened to him, anyway?
Shade: That is something we shall never know...