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Things you would never hear on Harry Potter
Harry: I know a song that gets on Snape's nerves, on Snape's nerves, on Snape's nerves, I know a song that gets on Snape's nerves and this is how it goes.I know a song that gets on Snape's nerves..
Ron: Ewww, it's pink!
Hermione: Chicken slippers!
Quarrel: I-I-I think t-t-t-t-that I-I-I-I-I-I m-m-m-might be c-c-c-coming d- d-d-down with s-s-s-s-something!
Lavender: Der der der der
Seamus: I've always wanted to be a partisan..
Lily: James? Hell no I won't get it on with you!
James: Oh, back to the sorting hat!
Sirius: My name is like, so much better than yours!! *pokepoke*
Remus: (No not my puppy Remus) Ahhhh! Sailor MOON!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Get it? Moon? Remus? Moon + Remus = werewolf)
Wormtail: Can I do something for that bump on your ass?
Voldemort: You must find.a shrubbery!! Wormtail: Yes, my lord! Voldemort: One that looks nice! Wormtail: Of course! Voldemort: Not too expensive! Wormtail: Whatever you want. Voldemort: Nooooow, GO!!
Fred: What are you doing George? George: Making an Anti-mischief banner! Fred: Um, Yay!
Mad-Eye Moody: Vigilance is the weakness of humanity!!! Vigilance-er-I mean.go Red Socks!
Hermione: DUST?
Ron: We're going to get in trouble! (I am sorry but I hear Hermione say that too much)
Lee: I wanna take you to.Y-M-C-Aaaaaa! Duh na na na na nu! Fred + George: Er.
Snape: Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, ridiculously, really good looking. Remus: Ha ha!
Sirius: (Looks at Harry) My, my! Another mouth to feed!
Ginny: No want Harry anymore! I want Seamus! (Glomps Seamus)
Mrs. Weasley: Oh for Crêpes sake it looks fine to me.just a grindylow clinging onto your head isn't all that bad!
Charley Weasley: Who's Crêpes?
Bill: Get down! Get waaaaay down!! (Starts dancing)
Fluffy: (All three heads) Ruff ruff ruafff grrrrr bark bark! Translation: I hate that frickin harp!!
Fluffy#1: You know I don't like being attached to you anymore! Fluffy#2: Me either you smell like wet dog! Fluffy3#: You snore too loudly! Fluffy#2: I do not! Fluffy#1: Yes, you do!
Fluer: No I do not want to touch your grindylow Professor.
Harry: (Under the water thinking who to save first) Who should I save first? Get Ron.Hermione.Ginny (She's annoying) Fluer's sister? (I don't know her) Hermione? (She reads to much) Ron? (What the hell!) Neville: I will face my fears and I shall go into the boys bathroom.naked!!
Remus: I've cannot seem to locate my grindylow! (Something moves in his pants) Eh? *blush* (I ask forgiveness for this one because it really shows Remus' true sexual feelings toward his grindylows ^_^) JUST KIDDING
Dumbledore: (Eating some Bertie Botts then throws it at a student and keels over laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Maxime: Dumbly-dore!!! Can you sleep with me! Hagrid: 0_o Er.. Dumbledore: X,X Meep!!
Death Eater#1: I once heard that Voldemort sucks.. Death Eater#2: What? What are you babbling about? Death Eater#3: I bet he sucks Wormtail! Death Eater#2: (Slaps Death Eater#3) *sniff* Shame on you for talking about Lord Voldemort like that!! (Hears moaning noises in the other room) All the Death Eaters: .......... 0_o .......
Hagrid: I worship Satan's son, Nicky.
Ginny: Harry Potter! Who is Harry Potter? Harry Potter isn't the boy over there! (He actually is) I don't know any Harry Potter.
Bill: I'm.too sexy for PANTS!!! (Takes off his pants)
Lavender: I worship the almighty mountain troll, slickproximosustanicatrasickokoromeydeckseela, the great.
Neville: I've got a lovely bunch a coconuts! Diddly diddly diddly do!
Ron: They're is a rabbit up me bosom!!
Er, I'm out of idea's. If everyone likes it I'll make a part two!! End!!
Harry: I know a song that gets on Snape's nerves, on Snape's nerves, on Snape's nerves, I know a song that gets on Snape's nerves and this is how it goes.I know a song that gets on Snape's nerves..
Ron: Ewww, it's pink!
Hermione: Chicken slippers!
Quarrel: I-I-I think t-t-t-t-that I-I-I-I-I-I m-m-m-might be c-c-c-coming d- d-d-down with s-s-s-s-something!
Lavender: Der der der der
Seamus: I've always wanted to be a partisan..
Lily: James? Hell no I won't get it on with you!
James: Oh, back to the sorting hat!
Sirius: My name is like, so much better than yours!! *pokepoke*
Remus: (No not my puppy Remus) Ahhhh! Sailor MOON!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Get it? Moon? Remus? Moon + Remus = werewolf)
Wormtail: Can I do something for that bump on your ass?
Voldemort: You must find.a shrubbery!! Wormtail: Yes, my lord! Voldemort: One that looks nice! Wormtail: Of course! Voldemort: Not too expensive! Wormtail: Whatever you want. Voldemort: Nooooow, GO!!
Fred: What are you doing George? George: Making an Anti-mischief banner! Fred: Um, Yay!
Mad-Eye Moody: Vigilance is the weakness of humanity!!! Vigilance-er-I mean.go Red Socks!
Hermione: DUST?
Ron: We're going to get in trouble! (I am sorry but I hear Hermione say that too much)
Lee: I wanna take you to.Y-M-C-Aaaaaa! Duh na na na na nu! Fred + George: Er.
Snape: Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, ridiculously, really good looking. Remus: Ha ha!
Sirius: (Looks at Harry) My, my! Another mouth to feed!
Ginny: No want Harry anymore! I want Seamus! (Glomps Seamus)
Mrs. Weasley: Oh for Crêpes sake it looks fine to me.just a grindylow clinging onto your head isn't all that bad!
Charley Weasley: Who's Crêpes?
Bill: Get down! Get waaaaay down!! (Starts dancing)
Fluffy: (All three heads) Ruff ruff ruafff grrrrr bark bark! Translation: I hate that frickin harp!!
Fluffy#1: You know I don't like being attached to you anymore! Fluffy#2: Me either you smell like wet dog! Fluffy3#: You snore too loudly! Fluffy#2: I do not! Fluffy#1: Yes, you do!
Fluer: No I do not want to touch your grindylow Professor.
Harry: (Under the water thinking who to save first) Who should I save first? Get Ron.Hermione.Ginny (She's annoying) Fluer's sister? (I don't know her) Hermione? (She reads to much) Ron? (What the hell!) Neville: I will face my fears and I shall go into the boys bathroom.naked!!
Remus: I've cannot seem to locate my grindylow! (Something moves in his pants) Eh? *blush* (I ask forgiveness for this one because it really shows Remus' true sexual feelings toward his grindylows ^_^) JUST KIDDING
Dumbledore: (Eating some Bertie Botts then throws it at a student and keels over laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Maxime: Dumbly-dore!!! Can you sleep with me! Hagrid: 0_o Er.. Dumbledore: X,X Meep!!
Death Eater#1: I once heard that Voldemort sucks.. Death Eater#2: What? What are you babbling about? Death Eater#3: I bet he sucks Wormtail! Death Eater#2: (Slaps Death Eater#3) *sniff* Shame on you for talking about Lord Voldemort like that!! (Hears moaning noises in the other room) All the Death Eaters: .......... 0_o .......
Hagrid: I worship Satan's son, Nicky.
Ginny: Harry Potter! Who is Harry Potter? Harry Potter isn't the boy over there! (He actually is) I don't know any Harry Potter.
Bill: I'm.too sexy for PANTS!!! (Takes off his pants)
Lavender: I worship the almighty mountain troll, slickproximosustanicatrasickokoromeydeckseela, the great.
Neville: I've got a lovely bunch a coconuts! Diddly diddly diddly do!
Ron: They're is a rabbit up me bosom!!
Er, I'm out of idea's. If everyone likes it I'll make a part two!! End!!