AN: Hello! I'm back again! I got the light bulb down here in my computer room to work and I ripped those glow in the dark Elton John posters off my wall and I stuck up Dan Radcliffe and Elijah Wood posters (don't worry, they don't glow in the dark) Also KOMODO DRAGONS RULE! (Screams) YAY! Only the people from my school would get it. We have teams (that are named after endangered animals) and we had a bit like an Olympics at our school and we won! YAY! And, I was in the jump roping competition! I got in like 10th place like out of 30 peoples, I say that's good, considering my legs starting turning to jelly after 2 minutes lol well anyway- STUPID LIGHT BULB BLEW OUT AGAIN! Just read the story peoples.

Snape looked at all the reports on his desk. He got out his quill and his red ink. He took the first report off the top. Granger. "Hmmmm," he thought to himself. "Since she is such a know it all F+."

And so he went on grading Finnagin D+, Malfoy A+, Brown D-, Goyle B+, Potter (of course) F, Crabbe B, Thomas C-

Of course Snape wasn't really grading, he was just putting letters on their papers and circling them, and putting on some of the Slytherin's papers 'good job!' or 'Great work!'

After he was done grading all but one report he looked at the clock.

"It's only 1:17. We still have about an hour and a half or this class- might as well read this last one-" Snape said picking up the last report. He recognized that scribble scrabble handwriting, he couldn't quite read the name- wait this was Weasly's report!

Even if this report were good, he'd still give it an F. And so Snape read the title 'How the World will end'

'wow that's a strange title for a Bubble Boil Brew Report' Snape thought.

OOOOOOOOO scary cliffhanger! Ok well not really but. I'm sorry this was a bit short, I promise the next chapter and the one following will be longer. I still haven't fixed this light bulb- I found some old popcorn back behind my chair and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK IS THAT! It's a -a -a NO A GLOW IN THE DARK POSTER OF SONY AND CHER! GET IT AWAY!

CREDIT TIME! ^_____________^ Thankie to-

UnseenStag- you were my first reviewer on this story! (Princess Flower Child (me) gives them a big hug) Thankie for the review!

Steph: Thanx for readin my story- see ya at school!