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Ron's report
How the world will end
By: Ronald Weasley
Humans, right now these strange creatures rule the world. They can be so- strange at times. They argue over stupid things, they don't enjoy eating bugs, and they can kill any other creature if they want to, they'll always find some way.
Humans are at the top of the food chain, nothing wants to eat them. But did you ever think about the smallest of all creatures (bacteria) just taking over the humans and killing them? I don't think you did. In the future, bacteria will kill all humans off the face of this Earth. They shall only kill them though- for they have minds of their own.
In 10,976 AD, a famous Amoebae named Glarble Shlotskin was that bacteria with the idea to kill all humans that way- THEY WOULD RULE THE WHOLE WORLD! Shlotskin made speeches to get other bacteria's on his side. His speeches were very convincing and even some of the bacteria that where allies to the humans, came over to Shlotskin's side.
Shlotskin made plans for amoebas, ugleanas (AN/ don't mind my bacteria spelling mistakes) funguses, molds, paramecium, and protists to be apart of his plan- and to give all humans. And they would give them all an incurable disease. Victory was right in the face of Glarble Shlotskin, and he took at risk to get that victory. He lost his wife, and his two sons.
But now Bacteria had control of the world. They had killed every single human off the face of Earth. Shlotskin even made sure that the human's dolls (also known as Barbie's) were sent into outer space and shoved into a black hole near Jupiter.
But Shlotskin's time was over though, the other bacteria were thinking he was getting too much power, so one hot summer day, three paramecium named Octala, Fershna, ad Bubba threw Shlotskin into a volcano. That was the end of Glarble Shlotskin, but not the age of Bacteria. Bacteria had control of the earth for about 300 more years, killing animals and plants.
But one day trees (AN: ents to all you LOTR fans) the biggest among creatures were to destroy these tiny killing machines.
One tree was frustrated that the smallest things were killing his family and friends and ruling the world. So he had a plan, he had to make trees overpopulate the bacteria, and then take all power. His name was Edric Zandel.
In 11,301 AD, Zandel and his followers were in full gear and action. Zandel's team created a potion called bubble boil brew (also known as Lysol to the muggles) this potion killed most bacteria (it only killed 99.9% read the Lysol can you have with all your cleaning supplies) And the Tree Age began.
Soon, around 11,307 AD, trees were everywhere. They were in the Sahara Desert to Alaska. Every two steps you walked- there was a tree right in front of you.
But the trees went a little overboard, they soon started making more land for themselves to live on, and they started drying up the oceans. By 11,314 AD there was barley nothing left of the Atlantic Ocean. The gnomes of the Earth were furious. These small Santa Clause like people tried chopping down the trees with their small ceramic axes, but it was no use, the axes kept breaking and cracking in half. These gnomes were very fond of fishing and they were running out of places to fish. But Zandel didn't care, all he wanted was total world control.
But Zandel fell to his death (literally) in 11,317 AD. A flamingo named Farfignewton was sunning her self and Zandel came along and started shading her sunlight. She was very mad at him and she chopped him down with her beak. The trees were horrified of Farfignewton. They all were now dancing when she told them to dance, singing when she wanted them to sing, and jumping off cliffs when she told them to jump off cliffs.
This was the beginning of the Flamingo Age. Farfignewton wasn't as bad as she sounded. She had never told the trees to jump off cliffs, but if she had told them that those trees would have. But she did lower the population of trees and she did start trying to grow back oceans and rivers and lakes.
Farfignewton was a national hero to most creatures. She was also apart of a flamingo clan called then hippie flamingos, and there plan was to make the whole world live in peace, and that's exactly what Farfignewton did. She helped hobbit-sized creatures get better reputations.
The Flamingo's were very successful, and they ruled the world for another 515 years.
In 11,828 AD the gnomes rebelled against the flamingo's. The gnomes still didn't have enough water to go fishing, and the fishes were still endangered.
A gnome named Chuckie Swashna (AN yo Ami, thanx for the Chuckie's last name lol) was the leader of these gnomes. He began riots in flamingo clans and he wasn't stopping until he got a way to make fishing legal.
And Flaminog's did fall, but not of the gnomes (there pansy peoples) the flamingo's had civil wars against each other. The civil wars began because the flamingo's that lived in New York had a New York accent and that was different to the flamingo's that lived in Ohio.
There were two teams fighting the flamingo's who thought the New York accents were fine, and the one who thought having a silly accent like that was weakening the economy and that it should be banned from the flamingo world.
There was Flamingo's dying everyday, and gnomes, ha, they just watches the flamingo's kill each other, and when a flamingo was killed they grabbed the flamingo, brought it to there village and ate it for dinner.
By 11,830 AD the flamingo population lowered all the way down to 1,000. The civil wars had ended, and so had the flamingo age.
Gnomes took control over the world now. This was to be called the gnome age. But by now the gnomes didn't really care about fishing- they were into potato harvesting and banana planting! '
Gnomes became a bit more intelligent in this age, and instead of having ceramic weapons, they made them out of stone and other hard materials.
Gnomes had no dictators or emperors, only leaders, like Chuckie Swashna who was the leader of the fish demand club. Gnomes were also peaceful people (AN: much like hobbits all you LOTR fans)
These hobbit-like people had a law, that you must get at least 6 hugs a day- sounds stupid but it was a law.
But, Gnomes could not rule for long, they were too soft (but they thought they were the strong warrior type) But we hate to brake it to ya gnomes you never were warrior like.
The last day of the gnome age (May 8, 11,855 AD) the gnomes lost there power the their potato crops got up and started-
"TAP DANCING?!" A gnoman farmer screamed when he looked at his potatoes. His name was Tom Bunshaloo. And he wasn't dreaming, every potato in the Gnome City's got up and starting tap dancing. The farmers where dumbfounded and just sat there all day staring at their potato crops trying to figure out how this happened.
When the farmers least expected it, the potatoes bit off there noses And since gnomes were so fragile, they died.
The wold potatoes went on an evil rampage and bit off every single gnome's noes.
These potatoes only ruled for one week. That period was short- too short to even be called the potato age.
But something happened to these potatoes- Bacteria starting decaying them- faster then ever.
The Bacteria's were starting to rule the world all over again and not even the strongest Kangaroo, Jackie Legs, could beat these evil bacteria things.
The small creatures ruled for another 300 years. The problem was, the sun looked like it was getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and the bacteria were starting to get concerned.
In 12,156 the Sun exploded. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! The bacteria all melted, and the sun destroyed Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars!
Now what replaced these planets were black holes leading to other planets.
The Sun was now a black hole leading to butterfly world, where it had nothing to do with butterflies, Mercury; led to the planet Shnaralot, a planet with nothing but Christmas trees and Christmas tree ornaments, and everyday it is not Christmas, there is never a Christmas on that planet. Venus now led to the planet Mungopole, a planet with nothing but coffeepots and vacuum cleaners. Earth led to the Barbies that the Bacteria threw into space a long while ago in 10, 976 AD. And Mars led to a cookie cutter world, were kitchen sinks ruled.
But anyway on Neptune was a world- and it was the same thing was earth, and everything repeated itself, that means there will be another you Professor Snape! And there will be another me! And I'll be just as good as annoying you!
Ah these humans on the planet Neptune, right now, these strange creatures rule the world...
Thankie peoples! Next chapter comin up soon- not Sat- well maybe Sat I'm going snowboarding then (YAY)
Divine-Bovines- thankie for the review, you are my second reviewer, and I shall go to Wal-Mart to pick up those light bulbs. I do have some Sean Biggerstaff posters, (I'll use put em up later for ya when I pick up some scotch tape) I have to go get some scotch tape at the Wal-Mart too-
Ron's report
How the world will end
By: Ronald Weasley
Humans, right now these strange creatures rule the world. They can be so- strange at times. They argue over stupid things, they don't enjoy eating bugs, and they can kill any other creature if they want to, they'll always find some way.
Humans are at the top of the food chain, nothing wants to eat them. But did you ever think about the smallest of all creatures (bacteria) just taking over the humans and killing them? I don't think you did. In the future, bacteria will kill all humans off the face of this Earth. They shall only kill them though- for they have minds of their own.
In 10,976 AD, a famous Amoebae named Glarble Shlotskin was that bacteria with the idea to kill all humans that way- THEY WOULD RULE THE WHOLE WORLD! Shlotskin made speeches to get other bacteria's on his side. His speeches were very convincing and even some of the bacteria that where allies to the humans, came over to Shlotskin's side.
Shlotskin made plans for amoebas, ugleanas (AN/ don't mind my bacteria spelling mistakes) funguses, molds, paramecium, and protists to be apart of his plan- and to give all humans. And they would give them all an incurable disease. Victory was right in the face of Glarble Shlotskin, and he took at risk to get that victory. He lost his wife, and his two sons.
But now Bacteria had control of the world. They had killed every single human off the face of Earth. Shlotskin even made sure that the human's dolls (also known as Barbie's) were sent into outer space and shoved into a black hole near Jupiter.
But Shlotskin's time was over though, the other bacteria were thinking he was getting too much power, so one hot summer day, three paramecium named Octala, Fershna, ad Bubba threw Shlotskin into a volcano. That was the end of Glarble Shlotskin, but not the age of Bacteria. Bacteria had control of the earth for about 300 more years, killing animals and plants.
But one day trees (AN: ents to all you LOTR fans) the biggest among creatures were to destroy these tiny killing machines.
One tree was frustrated that the smallest things were killing his family and friends and ruling the world. So he had a plan, he had to make trees overpopulate the bacteria, and then take all power. His name was Edric Zandel.
In 11,301 AD, Zandel and his followers were in full gear and action. Zandel's team created a potion called bubble boil brew (also known as Lysol to the muggles) this potion killed most bacteria (it only killed 99.9% read the Lysol can you have with all your cleaning supplies) And the Tree Age began.
Soon, around 11,307 AD, trees were everywhere. They were in the Sahara Desert to Alaska. Every two steps you walked- there was a tree right in front of you.
But the trees went a little overboard, they soon started making more land for themselves to live on, and they started drying up the oceans. By 11,314 AD there was barley nothing left of the Atlantic Ocean. The gnomes of the Earth were furious. These small Santa Clause like people tried chopping down the trees with their small ceramic axes, but it was no use, the axes kept breaking and cracking in half. These gnomes were very fond of fishing and they were running out of places to fish. But Zandel didn't care, all he wanted was total world control.
But Zandel fell to his death (literally) in 11,317 AD. A flamingo named Farfignewton was sunning her self and Zandel came along and started shading her sunlight. She was very mad at him and she chopped him down with her beak. The trees were horrified of Farfignewton. They all were now dancing when she told them to dance, singing when she wanted them to sing, and jumping off cliffs when she told them to jump off cliffs.
This was the beginning of the Flamingo Age. Farfignewton wasn't as bad as she sounded. She had never told the trees to jump off cliffs, but if she had told them that those trees would have. But she did lower the population of trees and she did start trying to grow back oceans and rivers and lakes.
Farfignewton was a national hero to most creatures. She was also apart of a flamingo clan called then hippie flamingos, and there plan was to make the whole world live in peace, and that's exactly what Farfignewton did. She helped hobbit-sized creatures get better reputations.
The Flamingo's were very successful, and they ruled the world for another 515 years.
In 11,828 AD the gnomes rebelled against the flamingo's. The gnomes still didn't have enough water to go fishing, and the fishes were still endangered.
A gnome named Chuckie Swashna (AN yo Ami, thanx for the Chuckie's last name lol) was the leader of these gnomes. He began riots in flamingo clans and he wasn't stopping until he got a way to make fishing legal.
And Flaminog's did fall, but not of the gnomes (there pansy peoples) the flamingo's had civil wars against each other. The civil wars began because the flamingo's that lived in New York had a New York accent and that was different to the flamingo's that lived in Ohio.
There were two teams fighting the flamingo's who thought the New York accents were fine, and the one who thought having a silly accent like that was weakening the economy and that it should be banned from the flamingo world.
There was Flamingo's dying everyday, and gnomes, ha, they just watches the flamingo's kill each other, and when a flamingo was killed they grabbed the flamingo, brought it to there village and ate it for dinner.
By 11,830 AD the flamingo population lowered all the way down to 1,000. The civil wars had ended, and so had the flamingo age.
Gnomes took control over the world now. This was to be called the gnome age. But by now the gnomes didn't really care about fishing- they were into potato harvesting and banana planting! '
Gnomes became a bit more intelligent in this age, and instead of having ceramic weapons, they made them out of stone and other hard materials.
Gnomes had no dictators or emperors, only leaders, like Chuckie Swashna who was the leader of the fish demand club. Gnomes were also peaceful people (AN: much like hobbits all you LOTR fans)
These hobbit-like people had a law, that you must get at least 6 hugs a day- sounds stupid but it was a law.
But, Gnomes could not rule for long, they were too soft (but they thought they were the strong warrior type) But we hate to brake it to ya gnomes you never were warrior like.
The last day of the gnome age (May 8, 11,855 AD) the gnomes lost there power the their potato crops got up and started-
"TAP DANCING?!" A gnoman farmer screamed when he looked at his potatoes. His name was Tom Bunshaloo. And he wasn't dreaming, every potato in the Gnome City's got up and starting tap dancing. The farmers where dumbfounded and just sat there all day staring at their potato crops trying to figure out how this happened.
When the farmers least expected it, the potatoes bit off there noses And since gnomes were so fragile, they died.
The wold potatoes went on an evil rampage and bit off every single gnome's noes.
These potatoes only ruled for one week. That period was short- too short to even be called the potato age.
But something happened to these potatoes- Bacteria starting decaying them- faster then ever.
The Bacteria's were starting to rule the world all over again and not even the strongest Kangaroo, Jackie Legs, could beat these evil bacteria things.
The small creatures ruled for another 300 years. The problem was, the sun looked like it was getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and the bacteria were starting to get concerned.
In 12,156 the Sun exploded. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! The bacteria all melted, and the sun destroyed Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars!
Now what replaced these planets were black holes leading to other planets.
The Sun was now a black hole leading to butterfly world, where it had nothing to do with butterflies, Mercury; led to the planet Shnaralot, a planet with nothing but Christmas trees and Christmas tree ornaments, and everyday it is not Christmas, there is never a Christmas on that planet. Venus now led to the planet Mungopole, a planet with nothing but coffeepots and vacuum cleaners. Earth led to the Barbies that the Bacteria threw into space a long while ago in 10, 976 AD. And Mars led to a cookie cutter world, were kitchen sinks ruled.
But anyway on Neptune was a world- and it was the same thing was earth, and everything repeated itself, that means there will be another you Professor Snape! And there will be another me! And I'll be just as good as annoying you!
Ah these humans on the planet Neptune, right now, these strange creatures rule the world...
Thankie peoples! Next chapter comin up soon- not Sat- well maybe Sat I'm going snowboarding then (YAY)
Divine-Bovines- thankie for the review, you are my second reviewer, and I shall go to Wal-Mart to pick up those light bulbs. I do have some Sean Biggerstaff posters, (I'll use put em up later for ya when I pick up some scotch tape) I have to go get some scotch tape at the Wal-Mart too-