I don't like this parody as much as the other, but oh well. It's my second
attempt at fan fiction so I'm sorry if it sucks. It is a parody of the
song 'When You Dream' by the Barenaked Ladies from their album 'Stunt'. I
hope you enjoy it!
Again, I OWN NOTHING except the parody lyrics. The song and lyrics belong to the Barenaked Ladies and Professor Snape does not belong to me either. Darn.
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Parody Lyrics by Sailor Aeris
When You Mix
With class just begun, Our assignment won't be fun, with mixing things that have long been dead
With flutter and dart, we get out eel hearts, and toss them into our culdrens
It's hard to believe, as we get our bat wings, what kind of potion this will be
As we mix, up all of these strange things, As we mix, what are we mixing up?
Do you mix Do you mix up old mucus or ears of rabits, or pieces of ogres' eyes?
Do you stir in muggle kleenex, or Golgi Apparatus, or cat tails that are all dry?
It's fun when newt noses come to life again and wiggle their way to th floor
And when class is closed, we all ready know he'll hand us homework before we get out the door
And when we get back in, awe'll check it soon as class begins, and go back to our culdrens
As we mix, what are we mixing up?
Should it be chilled or heated up, yellowish or greenish, or colorless as not to be seen?
Do I add wolves' bane, or should it be fish veins, again, should I use heat?
"With so little experience, your minds are inferior", agrily says Snape everyday.
When we mix, what are we mixing up? When we mi--x, up all of these things
When we mix, what are we mixing up? When we mix (what is this stuff) What are we mixing up?
When we mix, what are we mixing up?
When we mix...
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Original Lyrics by the Barenaked Ladies
When You Dream With life just begun My sleeping new son Has eyes that roll back in his head They flutter and dart He slows down his heart And pictures a world past his bed
It's hard to believe As I watch you breathe Your mind drifts and weaves
When you dream What do you dream about
When you dream What do you dream about
Do you dream about music Or mathematics Or planets too far for the eye?
Do you dream about Jesus Or quantum mechanics Or angels who sing lullabyes?
His fontanelle pulses With lives that he's lived With memories he'll learn to ignore And when it is closed He already knows He's forgotten all he knew before
But when sleep sets in History begins But the future will win
When you dream What do you dream about?
When you dream What do you dream about?
Are they colored or black and white Yiddish or English or languages not yet conceived? Are they silent or boisterous? Do you hear noises Just loud enough to be perceived?
Do you hear Del Shannons "Runaway" (link to Del Shannon) Playing on transistor radio waves? With so little experience You might not get cognicent Are you wise beyond your few days?
When you dream What do you dream about? (REPEAT CHORUS)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well there it is, chapter/song two. Let me know what you think of it. Thank you to Laurie Lupin and Chasing Snape is my hobby for their reviews!
I may add more latter, perhaps from a different band, or not. Thanks for reading this!
Again, I OWN NOTHING except the parody lyrics. The song and lyrics belong to the Barenaked Ladies and Professor Snape does not belong to me either. Darn.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parody Lyrics by Sailor Aeris
When You Mix
With class just begun, Our assignment won't be fun, with mixing things that have long been dead
With flutter and dart, we get out eel hearts, and toss them into our culdrens
It's hard to believe, as we get our bat wings, what kind of potion this will be
As we mix, up all of these strange things, As we mix, what are we mixing up?
Do you mix Do you mix up old mucus or ears of rabits, or pieces of ogres' eyes?
Do you stir in muggle kleenex, or Golgi Apparatus, or cat tails that are all dry?
It's fun when newt noses come to life again and wiggle their way to th floor
And when class is closed, we all ready know he'll hand us homework before we get out the door
And when we get back in, awe'll check it soon as class begins, and go back to our culdrens
As we mix, what are we mixing up?
Should it be chilled or heated up, yellowish or greenish, or colorless as not to be seen?
Do I add wolves' bane, or should it be fish veins, again, should I use heat?
"With so little experience, your minds are inferior", agrily says Snape everyday.
When we mix, what are we mixing up? When we mi--x, up all of these things
When we mix, what are we mixing up? When we mix (what is this stuff) What are we mixing up?
When we mix, what are we mixing up?
When we mix...
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Original Lyrics by the Barenaked Ladies
When You Dream With life just begun My sleeping new son Has eyes that roll back in his head They flutter and dart He slows down his heart And pictures a world past his bed
It's hard to believe As I watch you breathe Your mind drifts and weaves
When you dream What do you dream about
When you dream What do you dream about
Do you dream about music Or mathematics Or planets too far for the eye?
Do you dream about Jesus Or quantum mechanics Or angels who sing lullabyes?
His fontanelle pulses With lives that he's lived With memories he'll learn to ignore And when it is closed He already knows He's forgotten all he knew before
But when sleep sets in History begins But the future will win
When you dream What do you dream about?
When you dream What do you dream about?
Are they colored or black and white Yiddish or English or languages not yet conceived? Are they silent or boisterous? Do you hear noises Just loud enough to be perceived?
Do you hear Del Shannons "Runaway" (link to Del Shannon) Playing on transistor radio waves? With so little experience You might not get cognicent Are you wise beyond your few days?
When you dream What do you dream about? (REPEAT CHORUS)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well there it is, chapter/song two. Let me know what you think of it. Thank you to Laurie Lupin and Chasing Snape is my hobby for their reviews!
I may add more latter, perhaps from a different band, or not. Thanks for reading this!