[The next morning]
The sunlight hits Cartman's face waking him up. He moans and rubs the sleep out of his eyes. He sits up and stretches. He looks around, but can't find Kenny. He sighs and closes his eyes again.
~Was it just another dream? Damn, I hate having those dreams. Every night it's the same thing: I dream that I bring Kenny back, and when I wake up, I find that it was just a dream. God, I don't know how much more of it I can take! ~
Cartman gets up. He's just about to go downstairs to the kitchen when he hears water running.
~What the hell? Is mom back already? She said she would be gone for a few weeks, though. ~
Cartman looks out the front window and sees that Liane's car is not there. Cartman gasps as memories of the night before flood is mind.
"Holy shit! Co… Could the one in the shower really be Kenny?!" Cartman exclaimed.
Cartman runs back upstairs and stops at the Bathroom door. He notices that the door is slightly opened, and pokes his head in. He sees the form of a young man in the shower washing his blonde shoulder length hair. Cartman gasps and closes the door.
~Oh my god. It… It wasn't a dream after all! I really did bring Kenny back! Everything from last night really happened! Holy shit! ~
Cartman starts panting as he realizes that he would have to tell Stan and Kyle the truth.
~Oh god… What am I gonna say to them? How are they gonna take it? Will they look at me any different? ~
The bathroom door opens, but Cartman is too deep in thought to even notice. Kenny comes out wrapped in a towel and notices Cartman has his back turned to the door and his panting hard. Kenny sighs in sympathy.
~Poor guy. He's been through a lot. This must be really hard for him. ~
Kenny wraps the towel so that it doesn't fall off and walks up to Cartman. He wraps his arms around his waist and pulls him to his chest. Cartman nearly has a heart attack, but sighs in relief when he realizes that it's Kenny.
"Baby, are you okay?" Kenny asked.
Cartman smiles and rests his head on shoulder.
"Yeah, I'm alright. I was lost in thought, that's all." Cartman said.
"But, you were panting really hard. What were you thinking about?" Kenny asked.
~Was I really panting? Damn, I didn't even notice. Well, I guess I should tell him. ~
"It's nothing much really. I'm just nervous about telling Stan and Kyle. I'm kinda scared, Kenny. I don't know what I'm gonna say to them and I'm afraid of what their reactions are gonna be." Cartman said in a low voice.
Kenny kisses the top of Cartman's head and smiles.
"Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine. I'm sure they won't give a rat's ass that we're together, though they will be shocked as hell to see me. I'm telling you, they're our friends, they're not gonna just turn their backs on us." Kenny said.
"I know, but this is still a really big shock for me as well. I thought I'd never see you again, Kenny. It killed me to think that I may have lost you forever. I never realized that it was because I love you until last night. Since I didn't see you when I woke up, I thought it was just another dream." Cartman said.
Kenny sighs and runs a hand through Cartman's hair.
"I'm sorry, Babe. I didn't mean to make you feel that way, but I just had to take a shower!" Kenny exclaimed.
They both laugh for a moment.
"Don't worry about it. I'm just glad it wasn't my mind playing tricks on me, again." Cartman said.
"Me too. By the way, where's your mom?" Kenny asked.
"Oh, she's out of town. My grandma said she needed her to go to Nebraska for a few weeks to help her out. She didn't say what was wrong though, and grandma said not to bring me along. I'm worried Kenny. What if something's wrong with my grandparents or any of my other relatives?" Cartman asked.
"Didn't she call you when she got there?" Kenny asked.
Cartman shakes his head.
"No. She said she would. I hope nothing happened to her on the way!" Cartman exclaimed.
Cartman starts to panic. Kenny turns him around so that they are facing eachother.
"Cartman, calm down. I'm sure she's fine. Just call her on her cell, or call your grandparents and see if she's there. For all you know, she might have gotten there really late and was so tired, she decided to just call you in the morning." Kenny said.
Cartman opens his mouth to say something when as if on cue, the phone rings downstairs.
"Go get it. It maybe your mom." Kenny said.
Cartman rushes downstairs. Kenny lingers for a moment longer chuckling to himself.
~Talk about perfect timing. I was just about to have Cartman actually call her. ~
[In the Kitchen]
Cartman grabs the phone and nearly drops it when he tries to put the receiver to his ear.
"Hello." Cartman said.
The screen splits in half and Liane can be seen on the other end.
"Hi, hun. It's me." Liane said.
"Mom, thank god. I was worried something may have happened to you since you didn't call last night." Cartman said.
"I'm sorry, hun. It was almost 4 in the morning when I got here. I haven't gone to sleep yet." Liane said.
"What's going on? Is everything okay?" Cartman asked.
"Well, yes and no. You know your cousin Elvin, right?" Liane asked.
"Is there something wrong? Cartman asked.
"Well, he has been badly injured in a car crash and the doctors say that he needs a blood transfusion. Grandma asked me to come because she thought I would be able to, but my blood type isn't compatible to his." Liane said.
Cartman's eyes widen in shock and he drops the phone. He picks it back up and puts back on his ear with a shaky hand.
"Isn't anyone in the family compatible?" Cartman asked.
"The only one is your uncle Howard. Luckily the prison's allowing him to do it." Liane said.
Cartman sighs in relief.
"So, Elvin's gonna be okay, right?" Cartman asked.
"Yes, I think so." Liane said.
"Thank god." Cartman said.
"I'll call you as soon as the transfusion is done and let you know how it went." Liane said.
"Okay mom. If I don't pick up, just leave a message and try to get some sleep." Cartman said.
"Alright. Bye hun." Liane said.
"Bye mom." Cartman said.
Cartman hangs up the phone and Liane's side of the screen disappears. He lets out a long breath. Kenny, who had been waiting in the living room, comes into the kitchen and wraps Cartman in a hug.
"Is everything okay?" Kenny asked.
"My cousin Elvin got hurt in a car crash and needs a blood transfusion. My grandma thought my mom could do it, but her blood wasn't compatible. Luckily my uncle Howard can do it." Cartman said.
"Oh, man. I'm sorry." Kenny said.
"It's okay. My mom said he'll be alright. Thank god. I was so worried that he might have died." Cartman said.
"Well. I'm sure the transfusion will go smoothly. Try not to worry about it." Kenny said.
Cartman nods. He's about to say something when his stomach growls.
"Hee-Hee. Guess I'm kinda hungry." Cartman said.
Kenny stomach growls as well.
"Me too. Let's eat breakfast, then get Stan and Kyle to come over so we can tell them." Kenny said.
"Alright." Cartman said.
They sit down and eat their meal in silence.
[Later that morning]
Kyle groans as hears a ringing noise in his ears. He goes to turn off the alarm clock, but realizes that it's the phone ringing. He reaches over his night stand and picks up his phone.
"Hello." Kyle said in a sleepy voice.
The screen splits in half and Cartman can be seen on the other end.
"Kyle? I'm sorry, were you sleeping?" Cartman asked.
"It's alright. What's up, dude?" Kyle asked.
"Nothing much. Listen, I need you and Stan to come over today. I have something important to tell you guys, but I want to say it in person." Cartman said.
"Alright, dude. Let me call Stan and we'll be there in a little while." Kyle said.
"Thanks Kyle." Cartman said.
"No problem man. See you in a little bit." Kyle said.
They hang up and Cartman's side of the screen disappears. Kyle sits up and stretches.
~I wonder what Cartman has to tell us. Well, I better call Stan so we can find out. ~
He picks up his phone and dials Stan's number. The phone can be seen ringing at another house. Randy Marsh comes on screen and picks up the phone.
"Hello." Randy said.
The screen splits in half to show both Kyle and Randy.
"Good morning Mr. Marsh. Is Stan home? Kyle greets.
"Sure Kyle. Hold on a second." Randy said.
Randy puts the phone down and walks off screen. He can be heard telling Stan that Kyle's on the phone. A moment later, Stan appears on screen and picks up the phone.
"Hey Kyle, what's up?" Stan asked.
"Nothing much. Cartman just woke me up. He saids that he needs us to go over to his house because he has something important that he needs to tell us, but he wants to tell us both in person." Kyle said.
"Really? Well, knowing Cartman he wouldn't say to meet up at his house unless it really was important. I'll be at your house in 30 minutes, dude. Just let me take a shower real quick." Stan said.
"Kay. A shower actually sounds like a good idea right about now. It might wake me up a little." Kyle said.
"Alright, see ya then." Stan said.
"See ya." Kyle said.
They hang up and each can be seen going off in opposite directions.
[30 minutes later]
Stan walks up to the front door of Kyle's house and knocks on the door. A moment later Kyle answers and greets Stan with a smile.
"Right on time, dude." Kyle said.
"Yep. Now, let's get to Cartman's. I'm curious as to what he needs to tell us." Stan said.
"Yeah, let's go." Kyle said.
Kyle grabs his coat and walks out. He closes the door and they head off for Cartman's house.
[Inside Cartman's house]
Kenny and Cartman are on the couch attempting to watch a movie. Kenny has his head on Cartman's shoulder and they get into a serious make-out session. They fall back on the couch and Cartman gets on top of Kenny. Their kissing becomes more intense and they both start moaning really loud. Cartman starts kissing the side of Kenny's neck and nibbles on his ear. Kenny's moans get louder and just when Cartman is about to take off Kenny's shirt, the doorbell rings. Cartman grunts in frustration and Kenny smiles.
"Get it. It could be Stan and Kyle. We can continue this later." Kenny said.
"Hell yeah we are." Cartman said.
Cartman gives Kenny a kiss on the cheek and gets up. They brush themselves off and head for the door.
"Now remember Cartman, they're our friends. It's gonna be okay." Kenny said.
"Yeah, you're right. I can do this. It's just Stan and Kyle. They'll understand. I hope." Cartman said.
Kenny runs a hand through Cartman's hair and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
"Let's give them a little scare. I'll hide in the kitchen while you tell them how you brought me back. If they don't believe you, call me and I'll come into the living room. I wanna see the look on their faces." Kenny said.
"Okay." Cartman said.
Kenny runs into the kitchen while Cartman gets the door. He sees Stan and Kyle and smiles.
"Hey guys. What's up?" Cartman asked.
"Nothing. What is it you needed to tell us, Cartman?" Stan asked.
"Oh yeah. Come in. I'll tell you inside." Cartman said.
He lets Stan and Kyle in and clasps his hands in a silent prayer before closing the door.
"Sit down guys." Cartman said.
They sit down on the couch. Cartman closes his eyes and sighs.
"Now guys, this may come as bit of a shock, but when we went to that book store to find that damn book, I found a book on incantations with a page that contained a resurrection spell. I made a copy of it, and last night, I tried it out." Cartman said.
"Cartman, what are you trying to tell us?" Kyle asked.
Cartman smiles.
"I'm saying I was able to resurrect Kenny last night!" Cartman exclaimed.
Kyle and Stan look at eachother with confused expressions.
"Cartman? You don't have a fever, do you?" Stan asked feeling Cartman's forehead.
"No, you guys, seriously!" Cartman exclaimed.
"Cartman, those dreams are getting you again, aren't they?" Kyle asked.
"No guys. I mean it! Kenny! Get in here, now!" Cartman exclaimed.
Stan and Kyle are about to say something when they see a blonde guy in an orange parka step into the living room. Kyle and Stan gasp in shock.
"Kenny?" Kyle asked.
Kenny smiles.
"Hey guys. How's it going?" Kenny greeted.
"Oh my god! Cartman really did resurrect Kenny!" Stan exclaimed.
"Holy shit, dude!" Kyle exclaimed.
Kenny walks up to them and sits on the couch.
"Long time no see guys." Kenny said.
"Wow, Kenny. It's so great to see you alive again!" Stan exclaimed.
"Totally, dude! We've all missed you like hell!" Kyle exclaimed.
Kenny gives Kyle and Stan a hug and stands up to join Cartman.
"Whoa, dude. We're sorry we didn't believe you, Cartman." Stan said.
"Yeah, for a second I was worried that your dreams were getting to you again.." Kyle said.
"It' alright you guys." Cartman said.
"This is great! Oh my god, Mr. and Mrs. McCormick will be so fucking happy when they find out!" Stan exclaimed.
Kyle and Cartman look at Stan unsure.
"His mom will, but I don't know about his dad." Kyle said.
"What do you mean?" Kenny asked.
Cartman, Stan and Kyle all look at eachother before answering.
"Kenny, after you died, your mom and brother bawled their eyes out, but your dad, he just said and I quote, " It is tragic, but now we have one less mouth to feed." Your mom gave him such an ass beating after he said that." Cartman said.
Kenny's eyes widen in shock and he gets teary eyed.
"My… My dad said that?" Kenny asked.
"Yes, he did, Kenny." Kyle said.
Kenny closes his eyes and a few tears roll down his cheeks. Cartman wipes them away and pulls Kenny into an embrace.
"I'm sorry, Kenny." Cartman whispered.
Kenny starts sobbing uncontrollably and wraps his arms around Cartman's waist. Cartman runs a hand through Kenny's hair and kissed the top of Kenny's head. Kyle and Stan are a bit shocked by this, but are to busy wondering if Kenny will be alright to concern themselves with that at the moment.
"I can't believe this. Why would my dad say something like that?" Kenny asked.
"Kenny, your dad was plastered as all hell during your funeral. Maybe he didn't mean it." Stan said.
"Yeah, he probably felt bad about it the next morning when your mom told him." Kyle said.
"I sure hope so." Kenny said.
Stan and Kyle walk up to Kenny and they each put a hand on Kenny's shoulder to try and comfort him.
"Well, I'll find out the truth soon enough. Cartman, let's just go ahead and tell them our little confession." Kenny said.
"Alright. Kenny." Cartman said.
Stan and Kyle look at eachother confused.
"You mean that wasn't all?" Stan asked.
"No, there's one more thing." Cartman said.
"What is it?" Kyle asked
Cartman sighs.
"Sit down you guys." Cartman said.
Kyle and Stan do so.
"Now, this is going to come as real shock to you guys, but you know how I never really liked any of the girls here in South Park, with the exception of Wendy, but that was just some weird physical attraction thing, that doesn't really count." Cartman said.
"Cartman, just what are you getting at?" Kyle asked.
"Well, last night when I brought Kenny back, I realized something about myself." Cartman said.
"Well, for god's sake what is it?" Stan asked.
Cartman looks at Kenny and grabs his hand. He looks back at Stan and Kyle whose eyes are now as wide as plates and their jaws are dropped.
"You guys, we're gay." Cartman said.
Stan and Kyle just stare at Kenny and Cartman in shock for a moment, but Stan is the first to break the ice.
"So, are you guys an item now?" Stan asked.
"Yeas, we are" Kenny said.
Stan and Kyle look at eachother and smile.
"Dude, that's great!" Kyle exclaimed
"Yeah, congratulations you guys!" Stan exclaimed.
Cartman sighs in relief. Kenny chuckles.
"See? I told you they'd understand." Kenny said.
"Wait a minute. You didn't honestly think we were gonna hate you or think you were some kind of sick freak, did you, Cartman?" Kyle asked.
Cartman looks down in shame.
"Dude, you and Kenny our friends. It doesn't matter that you guys are gay." Stan said.
"Thanks you guys." Cartman said.
Cartman goes up to Stan and Kyle and gives each of them a hug.
"That really means a lot you guys." Cartman said.
Kenny walks up to them and stars rubbing Cartman's back.
"See babe, you had nothing to worry about." Kenny said.
"Dude, this is so cool. Now you guys can come with us when me and Kyle go on dates with our girlfriends." Stan said.
"Are you still with Wendy, Stan?" Kenny asked.
"Yep." Stan said.
"Wow. How about you, Kyle? Who's your girl?" Kenny asked.
"Remember Bebe?" Kyle asked.
Kenny burst out laughing.
"Oh my god! I knew you two were gonna eventually end up together!" Kenny exclaimed.
"You and everyone else." Kyle said.
"How long have you and Bebe been together?" Kenny asked.
"Three years." Kyle said.
Kenny smiles.
"Glad to hear that, man." Kenny said.
"Thanks Kenny." Kyle said.
"So, how are Butters and Tweek?" Kenny asked.
"They're okay." Stan said.
"Great. Let's go to my house now. I wanna see my family again." Kenny said.
"Alright. Let's go guys." Stan said.
A/N: Kenny tells his parents. How will they take it? Find out soon.
The sunlight hits Cartman's face waking him up. He moans and rubs the sleep out of his eyes. He sits up and stretches. He looks around, but can't find Kenny. He sighs and closes his eyes again.
~Was it just another dream? Damn, I hate having those dreams. Every night it's the same thing: I dream that I bring Kenny back, and when I wake up, I find that it was just a dream. God, I don't know how much more of it I can take! ~
Cartman gets up. He's just about to go downstairs to the kitchen when he hears water running.
~What the hell? Is mom back already? She said she would be gone for a few weeks, though. ~
Cartman looks out the front window and sees that Liane's car is not there. Cartman gasps as memories of the night before flood is mind.
"Holy shit! Co… Could the one in the shower really be Kenny?!" Cartman exclaimed.
Cartman runs back upstairs and stops at the Bathroom door. He notices that the door is slightly opened, and pokes his head in. He sees the form of a young man in the shower washing his blonde shoulder length hair. Cartman gasps and closes the door.
~Oh my god. It… It wasn't a dream after all! I really did bring Kenny back! Everything from last night really happened! Holy shit! ~
Cartman starts panting as he realizes that he would have to tell Stan and Kyle the truth.
~Oh god… What am I gonna say to them? How are they gonna take it? Will they look at me any different? ~
The bathroom door opens, but Cartman is too deep in thought to even notice. Kenny comes out wrapped in a towel and notices Cartman has his back turned to the door and his panting hard. Kenny sighs in sympathy.
~Poor guy. He's been through a lot. This must be really hard for him. ~
Kenny wraps the towel so that it doesn't fall off and walks up to Cartman. He wraps his arms around his waist and pulls him to his chest. Cartman nearly has a heart attack, but sighs in relief when he realizes that it's Kenny.
"Baby, are you okay?" Kenny asked.
Cartman smiles and rests his head on shoulder.
"Yeah, I'm alright. I was lost in thought, that's all." Cartman said.
"But, you were panting really hard. What were you thinking about?" Kenny asked.
~Was I really panting? Damn, I didn't even notice. Well, I guess I should tell him. ~
"It's nothing much really. I'm just nervous about telling Stan and Kyle. I'm kinda scared, Kenny. I don't know what I'm gonna say to them and I'm afraid of what their reactions are gonna be." Cartman said in a low voice.
Kenny kisses the top of Cartman's head and smiles.
"Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine. I'm sure they won't give a rat's ass that we're together, though they will be shocked as hell to see me. I'm telling you, they're our friends, they're not gonna just turn their backs on us." Kenny said.
"I know, but this is still a really big shock for me as well. I thought I'd never see you again, Kenny. It killed me to think that I may have lost you forever. I never realized that it was because I love you until last night. Since I didn't see you when I woke up, I thought it was just another dream." Cartman said.
Kenny sighs and runs a hand through Cartman's hair.
"I'm sorry, Babe. I didn't mean to make you feel that way, but I just had to take a shower!" Kenny exclaimed.
They both laugh for a moment.
"Don't worry about it. I'm just glad it wasn't my mind playing tricks on me, again." Cartman said.
"Me too. By the way, where's your mom?" Kenny asked.
"Oh, she's out of town. My grandma said she needed her to go to Nebraska for a few weeks to help her out. She didn't say what was wrong though, and grandma said not to bring me along. I'm worried Kenny. What if something's wrong with my grandparents or any of my other relatives?" Cartman asked.
"Didn't she call you when she got there?" Kenny asked.
Cartman shakes his head.
"No. She said she would. I hope nothing happened to her on the way!" Cartman exclaimed.
Cartman starts to panic. Kenny turns him around so that they are facing eachother.
"Cartman, calm down. I'm sure she's fine. Just call her on her cell, or call your grandparents and see if she's there. For all you know, she might have gotten there really late and was so tired, she decided to just call you in the morning." Kenny said.
Cartman opens his mouth to say something when as if on cue, the phone rings downstairs.
"Go get it. It maybe your mom." Kenny said.
Cartman rushes downstairs. Kenny lingers for a moment longer chuckling to himself.
~Talk about perfect timing. I was just about to have Cartman actually call her. ~
[In the Kitchen]
Cartman grabs the phone and nearly drops it when he tries to put the receiver to his ear.
"Hello." Cartman said.
The screen splits in half and Liane can be seen on the other end.
"Hi, hun. It's me." Liane said.
"Mom, thank god. I was worried something may have happened to you since you didn't call last night." Cartman said.
"I'm sorry, hun. It was almost 4 in the morning when I got here. I haven't gone to sleep yet." Liane said.
"What's going on? Is everything okay?" Cartman asked.
"Well, yes and no. You know your cousin Elvin, right?" Liane asked.
"Is there something wrong? Cartman asked.
"Well, he has been badly injured in a car crash and the doctors say that he needs a blood transfusion. Grandma asked me to come because she thought I would be able to, but my blood type isn't compatible to his." Liane said.
Cartman's eyes widen in shock and he drops the phone. He picks it back up and puts back on his ear with a shaky hand.
"Isn't anyone in the family compatible?" Cartman asked.
"The only one is your uncle Howard. Luckily the prison's allowing him to do it." Liane said.
Cartman sighs in relief.
"So, Elvin's gonna be okay, right?" Cartman asked.
"Yes, I think so." Liane said.
"Thank god." Cartman said.
"I'll call you as soon as the transfusion is done and let you know how it went." Liane said.
"Okay mom. If I don't pick up, just leave a message and try to get some sleep." Cartman said.
"Alright. Bye hun." Liane said.
"Bye mom." Cartman said.
Cartman hangs up the phone and Liane's side of the screen disappears. He lets out a long breath. Kenny, who had been waiting in the living room, comes into the kitchen and wraps Cartman in a hug.
"Is everything okay?" Kenny asked.
"My cousin Elvin got hurt in a car crash and needs a blood transfusion. My grandma thought my mom could do it, but her blood wasn't compatible. Luckily my uncle Howard can do it." Cartman said.
"Oh, man. I'm sorry." Kenny said.
"It's okay. My mom said he'll be alright. Thank god. I was so worried that he might have died." Cartman said.
"Well. I'm sure the transfusion will go smoothly. Try not to worry about it." Kenny said.
Cartman nods. He's about to say something when his stomach growls.
"Hee-Hee. Guess I'm kinda hungry." Cartman said.
Kenny stomach growls as well.
"Me too. Let's eat breakfast, then get Stan and Kyle to come over so we can tell them." Kenny said.
"Alright." Cartman said.
They sit down and eat their meal in silence.
[Later that morning]
Kyle groans as hears a ringing noise in his ears. He goes to turn off the alarm clock, but realizes that it's the phone ringing. He reaches over his night stand and picks up his phone.
"Hello." Kyle said in a sleepy voice.
The screen splits in half and Cartman can be seen on the other end.
"Kyle? I'm sorry, were you sleeping?" Cartman asked.
"It's alright. What's up, dude?" Kyle asked.
"Nothing much. Listen, I need you and Stan to come over today. I have something important to tell you guys, but I want to say it in person." Cartman said.
"Alright, dude. Let me call Stan and we'll be there in a little while." Kyle said.
"Thanks Kyle." Cartman said.
"No problem man. See you in a little bit." Kyle said.
They hang up and Cartman's side of the screen disappears. Kyle sits up and stretches.
~I wonder what Cartman has to tell us. Well, I better call Stan so we can find out. ~
He picks up his phone and dials Stan's number. The phone can be seen ringing at another house. Randy Marsh comes on screen and picks up the phone.
"Hello." Randy said.
The screen splits in half to show both Kyle and Randy.
"Good morning Mr. Marsh. Is Stan home? Kyle greets.
"Sure Kyle. Hold on a second." Randy said.
Randy puts the phone down and walks off screen. He can be heard telling Stan that Kyle's on the phone. A moment later, Stan appears on screen and picks up the phone.
"Hey Kyle, what's up?" Stan asked.
"Nothing much. Cartman just woke me up. He saids that he needs us to go over to his house because he has something important that he needs to tell us, but he wants to tell us both in person." Kyle said.
"Really? Well, knowing Cartman he wouldn't say to meet up at his house unless it really was important. I'll be at your house in 30 minutes, dude. Just let me take a shower real quick." Stan said.
"Kay. A shower actually sounds like a good idea right about now. It might wake me up a little." Kyle said.
"Alright, see ya then." Stan said.
"See ya." Kyle said.
They hang up and each can be seen going off in opposite directions.
[30 minutes later]
Stan walks up to the front door of Kyle's house and knocks on the door. A moment later Kyle answers and greets Stan with a smile.
"Right on time, dude." Kyle said.
"Yep. Now, let's get to Cartman's. I'm curious as to what he needs to tell us." Stan said.
"Yeah, let's go." Kyle said.
Kyle grabs his coat and walks out. He closes the door and they head off for Cartman's house.
[Inside Cartman's house]
Kenny and Cartman are on the couch attempting to watch a movie. Kenny has his head on Cartman's shoulder and they get into a serious make-out session. They fall back on the couch and Cartman gets on top of Kenny. Their kissing becomes more intense and they both start moaning really loud. Cartman starts kissing the side of Kenny's neck and nibbles on his ear. Kenny's moans get louder and just when Cartman is about to take off Kenny's shirt, the doorbell rings. Cartman grunts in frustration and Kenny smiles.
"Get it. It could be Stan and Kyle. We can continue this later." Kenny said.
"Hell yeah we are." Cartman said.
Cartman gives Kenny a kiss on the cheek and gets up. They brush themselves off and head for the door.
"Now remember Cartman, they're our friends. It's gonna be okay." Kenny said.
"Yeah, you're right. I can do this. It's just Stan and Kyle. They'll understand. I hope." Cartman said.
Kenny runs a hand through Cartman's hair and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
"Let's give them a little scare. I'll hide in the kitchen while you tell them how you brought me back. If they don't believe you, call me and I'll come into the living room. I wanna see the look on their faces." Kenny said.
"Okay." Cartman said.
Kenny runs into the kitchen while Cartman gets the door. He sees Stan and Kyle and smiles.
"Hey guys. What's up?" Cartman asked.
"Nothing. What is it you needed to tell us, Cartman?" Stan asked.
"Oh yeah. Come in. I'll tell you inside." Cartman said.
He lets Stan and Kyle in and clasps his hands in a silent prayer before closing the door.
"Sit down guys." Cartman said.
They sit down on the couch. Cartman closes his eyes and sighs.
"Now guys, this may come as bit of a shock, but when we went to that book store to find that damn book, I found a book on incantations with a page that contained a resurrection spell. I made a copy of it, and last night, I tried it out." Cartman said.
"Cartman, what are you trying to tell us?" Kyle asked.
Cartman smiles.
"I'm saying I was able to resurrect Kenny last night!" Cartman exclaimed.
Kyle and Stan look at eachother with confused expressions.
"Cartman? You don't have a fever, do you?" Stan asked feeling Cartman's forehead.
"No, you guys, seriously!" Cartman exclaimed.
"Cartman, those dreams are getting you again, aren't they?" Kyle asked.
"No guys. I mean it! Kenny! Get in here, now!" Cartman exclaimed.
Stan and Kyle are about to say something when they see a blonde guy in an orange parka step into the living room. Kyle and Stan gasp in shock.
"Kenny?" Kyle asked.
Kenny smiles.
"Hey guys. How's it going?" Kenny greeted.
"Oh my god! Cartman really did resurrect Kenny!" Stan exclaimed.
"Holy shit, dude!" Kyle exclaimed.
Kenny walks up to them and sits on the couch.
"Long time no see guys." Kenny said.
"Wow, Kenny. It's so great to see you alive again!" Stan exclaimed.
"Totally, dude! We've all missed you like hell!" Kyle exclaimed.
Kenny gives Kyle and Stan a hug and stands up to join Cartman.
"Whoa, dude. We're sorry we didn't believe you, Cartman." Stan said.
"Yeah, for a second I was worried that your dreams were getting to you again.." Kyle said.
"It' alright you guys." Cartman said.
"This is great! Oh my god, Mr. and Mrs. McCormick will be so fucking happy when they find out!" Stan exclaimed.
Kyle and Cartman look at Stan unsure.
"His mom will, but I don't know about his dad." Kyle said.
"What do you mean?" Kenny asked.
Cartman, Stan and Kyle all look at eachother before answering.
"Kenny, after you died, your mom and brother bawled their eyes out, but your dad, he just said and I quote, " It is tragic, but now we have one less mouth to feed." Your mom gave him such an ass beating after he said that." Cartman said.
Kenny's eyes widen in shock and he gets teary eyed.
"My… My dad said that?" Kenny asked.
"Yes, he did, Kenny." Kyle said.
Kenny closes his eyes and a few tears roll down his cheeks. Cartman wipes them away and pulls Kenny into an embrace.
"I'm sorry, Kenny." Cartman whispered.
Kenny starts sobbing uncontrollably and wraps his arms around Cartman's waist. Cartman runs a hand through Kenny's hair and kissed the top of Kenny's head. Kyle and Stan are a bit shocked by this, but are to busy wondering if Kenny will be alright to concern themselves with that at the moment.
"I can't believe this. Why would my dad say something like that?" Kenny asked.
"Kenny, your dad was plastered as all hell during your funeral. Maybe he didn't mean it." Stan said.
"Yeah, he probably felt bad about it the next morning when your mom told him." Kyle said.
"I sure hope so." Kenny said.
Stan and Kyle walk up to Kenny and they each put a hand on Kenny's shoulder to try and comfort him.
"Well, I'll find out the truth soon enough. Cartman, let's just go ahead and tell them our little confession." Kenny said.
"Alright. Kenny." Cartman said.
Stan and Kyle look at eachother confused.
"You mean that wasn't all?" Stan asked.
"No, there's one more thing." Cartman said.
"What is it?" Kyle asked
Cartman sighs.
"Sit down you guys." Cartman said.
Kyle and Stan do so.
"Now, this is going to come as real shock to you guys, but you know how I never really liked any of the girls here in South Park, with the exception of Wendy, but that was just some weird physical attraction thing, that doesn't really count." Cartman said.
"Cartman, just what are you getting at?" Kyle asked.
"Well, last night when I brought Kenny back, I realized something about myself." Cartman said.
"Well, for god's sake what is it?" Stan asked.
Cartman looks at Kenny and grabs his hand. He looks back at Stan and Kyle whose eyes are now as wide as plates and their jaws are dropped.
"You guys, we're gay." Cartman said.
Stan and Kyle just stare at Kenny and Cartman in shock for a moment, but Stan is the first to break the ice.
"So, are you guys an item now?" Stan asked.
"Yeas, we are" Kenny said.
Stan and Kyle look at eachother and smile.
"Dude, that's great!" Kyle exclaimed
"Yeah, congratulations you guys!" Stan exclaimed.
Cartman sighs in relief. Kenny chuckles.
"See? I told you they'd understand." Kenny said.
"Wait a minute. You didn't honestly think we were gonna hate you or think you were some kind of sick freak, did you, Cartman?" Kyle asked.
Cartman looks down in shame.
"Dude, you and Kenny our friends. It doesn't matter that you guys are gay." Stan said.
"Thanks you guys." Cartman said.
Cartman goes up to Stan and Kyle and gives each of them a hug.
"That really means a lot you guys." Cartman said.
Kenny walks up to them and stars rubbing Cartman's back.
"See babe, you had nothing to worry about." Kenny said.
"Dude, this is so cool. Now you guys can come with us when me and Kyle go on dates with our girlfriends." Stan said.
"Are you still with Wendy, Stan?" Kenny asked.
"Yep." Stan said.
"Wow. How about you, Kyle? Who's your girl?" Kenny asked.
"Remember Bebe?" Kyle asked.
Kenny burst out laughing.
"Oh my god! I knew you two were gonna eventually end up together!" Kenny exclaimed.
"You and everyone else." Kyle said.
"How long have you and Bebe been together?" Kenny asked.
"Three years." Kyle said.
Kenny smiles.
"Glad to hear that, man." Kenny said.
"Thanks Kenny." Kyle said.
"So, how are Butters and Tweek?" Kenny asked.
"They're okay." Stan said.
"Great. Let's go to my house now. I wanna see my family again." Kenny said.
"Alright. Let's go guys." Stan said.
A/N: Kenny tells his parents. How will they take it? Find out soon.