P-chan and the Evil council of Doom

Author's Note: This fic is a Dragonball z fic with a slight twist. Most of the other people in this fic are representations of the group of people that I hang out with or around. Anyways, I want to thank all of them for there help; especially Bara-chan and Kate. (The scary part is that most of these people got to pick what they wanted to be.) ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own anything...but my friends. MWHAHAHA...cough..HA..HA..HA. I'm gonna start running now.

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Prologue

On Planet Baka-sei:

"This is an outrage! We can't allow this to happen!"

"Who's idea was it to bring Freiza back again?," the green skinned alien whispered to his neighbor.

"I don't know; but I think someone should kill him again," he replied. "Seriously, how many times can a person possible come back?"

The Guru of all evil dudes rose to his feet while yanking on Freiza's leash. "Down boy! Heel! Here want this," he said as he waved a still flapping pigeon at the now drooling, tail wagging ice-jin. "Fetch!"

He sighed and rolled his eyes as he watched Freiza eat the

unfortunate pigeon that he had thrown to him. "Now that he's out of the way we can get down to business. We have to decide what to do about those rumors going around. I don't think that it's possible for a person named Bara and a Penguin to defeat those earthlings, when we couldn't! It's not fair! Not Fair! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! *cough cough* We have to figure out how to correct this unfortunate mishap. Does any one have any ideas?"

"Ooh ooh! I got an idea! Why don't we sneak through a bunch of rooms with all these different obstacles in it; ya know giant chest boards and stuff; only to find a mirror that has absolutely no purpose because the stone was in his pocket the whole time. Then we kill the boy, become immortal, and beat this bara person/thingy."

"Hum...I don't know, Voldermort. That sounds sort of familiar to me for some reason. Have we tried that before?"

"That's a lame idea, anyways. I think we should kidnap the penguin and a trolley thing full of kids and hold them on either side of a bridge. Then we should drop them at the same time and make that Bara choose. Of course, I'll be flying around on a glider wearing a green skin tight suit that I really shouldn't be wearing at my age and throwing little bomby things at her."

"Well, that sounds familiar too. Plus, it wouldn't be much of a choice for her/him don't you think. On one hand a loyal penguin servant and on the other a group of screaming annoying brats. No, that plan just won't work."

The room grew quite as they heard someone clear their voice; Chaney slowly rose to his feet. "I think we should feed it pretzels. Hey, if it almost worked on the president why not this Bara."

The Guru sighed as the room broke into meaningless chatter. It looks like we're getting no where fast. I'll just send Freiza to her/him to see if it wants an alliance.

On earth, in the middle of a strawberry field.

"This is stupid! Why the hell are we picking strawberries!?"

"I don't know dad; but that's what mom told us to do."

"That's it! The woman has gone to far this time! I refuse to pick another strawberry. In fact... I think we could use a change of scenery." Vegeta charged up an ki ball and blasted the field into the next dimension. (A.N. grrr! next dimension)

Oh! Great dad! Now what are we going to tell mom!

"Now what are we gonna do dad?"

At that precise moment a small fairy like creature popped out of a glowing green vortex. The thing was a three foot tall midget with an overly large forehead. He also was carrying a cane, although neither Trunks nor Vegeta could figure out why since it had wings.

"Well hello there," he said in an accent that just shouted someone is going to kill me in a second if I don't stop talking. "My name is Moto, the lord of the wings, and I've come here to take you to an endless field of strawberries where you can forever pick your fill. Ahh.. isn't that nice."

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!," Vegeta scream as he began to violently beat the fairy thing to death with his own cane.

Trunks just shook his head as he watched his father beat the midget to death. What is up with the universe these days?

To be continued...

Cast list for this chapter-

The guru of all evil dudes - that's me!

Bara - as herself (go read her fics)

Penguin (p-chan) - the giant stuffed penguin that bara has

Moto - My sister's lame x boyfriend. He'll die in every chapter. Stupid baka.

Anyways, I'll try to up date sometime next week. Please review. You know you want to!

Bara-chan's Rant: Tehe... this may or may not happen again but I had something to say. Before I go on and piss people off as my opinions tend to do in some way or another, I would like to say that I hate Hercule with a passion. Always have. Always will. The reason why I'm stating this is because this rant is about Hercule. I've read so many fanfics that put down Hercule it's amusing. The idiot deserves it. However, there are a LOT of people bashing the way Hercule fights. Sure he is an idiot who has way too much ego, slacks off, and lies and bribes his way through things, but I wouldn't say that he is a terrible fighter. In the show, the viewer gets the point of view of the ki-users. If you exclude the ki-users, Hercule could very well be the strongest human on the planet. The people of Chikyuu(I know I spelt that wrong) don't know anything about Ki or aliens or anything that the Z group knows about. They know that there is a Martial Arts Tournament and assume that all the strongest fighters actually want to fight in it. Hercule beat all the fighters in his matches, so it wasn't a stupid thing to assume that he was the strongest in the world. I could probably go on with more reasons and stuff like that, but I'm starting to get nauseous. I hate the guy and I hate sticking up for him. I know I should just keep my ignorant mouth shut, but I guess I was just a little, I guess the word would be confused, at the way Hercule was being portrayed. Hey, maybe I'm completely wrong. I am definitely not a DBZ expert, so if there is anything that completely disproves everything or anything I said, I apologize. Bash the bastard all you want, I just wanted to put out my opinion.

Since Queenie is nice enough to let me put this at the end of her fic, I ask that any responses come to me instead of into her review thingie. My e-mail is Kagenohime6@aol.com and I ask that you put something in the subject indicating that it is a response. I have a habit of deleting any email that I cannot recognize as something I would want to read.