Devilsdeath: *SNORE**SNORE**SNORE*
Devilsdeath: What the hell am I doing!
Angelslife: I don't know.
Devilsdeath: What do you mean you don't know, your standing right in front of me!
Angelslife: I don't know.
Devilsdeath: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Final Fantasy games.
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Battles Unite-A Brothers Sacrifice
Chapter 1: "I have a brother!"
We start our adventure with Cloud at a town named Forever with his friends Yuffie and Tifa. While they were just in the middle of relaxing and a fight brakes out.
"Give me all your fucking Gil or I'll gut your wife!" screamed the stranger at the shop keeper's wife.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! NO PLEASE SPARE ME! ASSHOLE!" yells the shop keepers wife.
"Stop you fucking idiot."screamed Cloud as he ran up to the stranger, " I said stop asshole."
*a slice of the strangers blade and the ring of metal against metal*
"Yuffie, a little HELP!" "I'm coming, I'm coming. I can't find my boomerang blade."
"Just come help me!" "Okay." *Yuffie grabs her bra and runs to help Cloud*
"Take this asshole!"says Yuffie *Yuffie smacks the stranger with her bra*
"NO ONE CALLS ME AN ASSHOLE. Do you know who I am?" "No?" "I am the all powerful ruler of darkness...Shadow!"*Shadow swings at Yuffie and Yuffie throughs her bra at him*
*Cloud ,now unstuck, swings at Shadow but fails to hit because Shadow disappears in a puff of black smoke* "Where in the hell did he go?"yelled Cloud to himself. "I don't know, but lets go wake up Tifa ,its almost lunchtime."says Yuffie calmly.
When they finally got Tifa awake{3 hours} it was dinner time so the all went down to the Eat Me Out restaurant.
"You want to go Eat Me Out?"asks Tifa.
"Sure." said Cloud in a perverse way.
"No I meant the restaurant!" said Tifa as she started to spread her legs.
"How about you Yuffie? Do you want to get ate out?" asked Cloud.
*SLAP Yuffie slaps Cloud*
The next day the three of them set out to find out more about Shadow. As their walking Tifa stubbles into a deep dark cavern and she finds an old lady.
"Who the hell are you?"asked Tifa.
"I'm the fortune teller from Forever."
"You are!"
"Yes, Why?"
"Because I want to know about a person named Shadow."
"Ah, Shadow, the master of darkness."
"Tifa are you alright?"asked Cloud and Yuffie.
"Yes and I found someone who could tell us about Shadow."
"Good."
"Yo...yo...yo...you are the brother of the evil Shadow!" says the fortune teller.
"I HAVE A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"yells Cloud.
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Devilsdeath: What the hell kind of story was that?
Angelslife: That was your story.
Devilsdeath: Oh yeah it was wasn't it.
Devilsdeath: What the hell am I doing!
Angelslife: I don't know.
Devilsdeath: What do you mean you don't know, your standing right in front of me!
Angelslife: I don't know.
Devilsdeath: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Final Fantasy games.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Battles Unite-A Brothers Sacrifice
Chapter 1: "I have a brother!"
We start our adventure with Cloud at a town named Forever with his friends Yuffie and Tifa. While they were just in the middle of relaxing and a fight brakes out.
"Give me all your fucking Gil or I'll gut your wife!" screamed the stranger at the shop keeper's wife.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! NO PLEASE SPARE ME! ASSHOLE!" yells the shop keepers wife.
"Stop you fucking idiot."screamed Cloud as he ran up to the stranger, " I said stop asshole."
*a slice of the strangers blade and the ring of metal against metal*
"Yuffie, a little HELP!" "I'm coming, I'm coming. I can't find my boomerang blade."
"Just come help me!" "Okay." *Yuffie grabs her bra and runs to help Cloud*
"Take this asshole!"says Yuffie *Yuffie smacks the stranger with her bra*
"NO ONE CALLS ME AN ASSHOLE. Do you know who I am?" "No?" "I am the all powerful ruler of darkness...Shadow!"*Shadow swings at Yuffie and Yuffie throughs her bra at him*
*Cloud ,now unstuck, swings at Shadow but fails to hit because Shadow disappears in a puff of black smoke* "Where in the hell did he go?"yelled Cloud to himself. "I don't know, but lets go wake up Tifa ,its almost lunchtime."says Yuffie calmly.
When they finally got Tifa awake{3 hours} it was dinner time so the all went down to the Eat Me Out restaurant.
"You want to go Eat Me Out?"asks Tifa.
"Sure." said Cloud in a perverse way.
"No I meant the restaurant!" said Tifa as she started to spread her legs.
"How about you Yuffie? Do you want to get ate out?" asked Cloud.
*SLAP Yuffie slaps Cloud*
The next day the three of them set out to find out more about Shadow. As their walking Tifa stubbles into a deep dark cavern and she finds an old lady.
"Who the hell are you?"asked Tifa.
"I'm the fortune teller from Forever."
"You are!"
"Yes, Why?"
"Because I want to know about a person named Shadow."
"Ah, Shadow, the master of darkness."
"Tifa are you alright?"asked Cloud and Yuffie.
"Yes and I found someone who could tell us about Shadow."
"Good."
"Yo...yo...yo...you are the brother of the evil Shadow!" says the fortune teller.
"I HAVE A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"yells Cloud.
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Devilsdeath: What the hell kind of story was that?
Angelslife: That was your story.
Devilsdeath: Oh yeah it was wasn't it.
