Devilsdeath: Now where did we go?
Angelslife: You were at the bar.
Devilsdeath: What was I doing at the bar?
Angelslife: You were getting shit faced.
Devilsdeath: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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BATTLES UNITE-A BROTHERS SACRIFICE
CHAPTER 2: A DARKNESS THREATENS ALL

"Wake up, wake up. It's time for lunch and we need to get going." says Yuffie.
*SNORE* "But I want to go back to Forever."Cloud says in his sleep. *SNORE, Cloud snores again*
"I said, WAKE UP!"
"I'm up, I'm up!"exclaims Cloud, "I'm hungry. Do we have any food?"
"No we don' t have any fucking food because your dumb ass forgot to pack any food!"yelled Yuffie.
"Oh yeah. I did kinda' forget didn't I"
"You dumb fucking asshole."
"HEY YOU GUYS YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THAT KINDA' LANGUAGE!"yelled Tifa from inside her tent {trying to find some clothes to wear}.
"SHUT UP, AND STAY OUT OF THIS!" yelled Yuffie to Tifa.
*Tifa runs out of her tent with only a pair of pants on and trying to put on her bra* "Don't tell me what to do bitch!"
* SLAP, Yuffie slaps Tifa* "Don't ever call me a bitch,bitch!"
"Ladies, ladies lets all fuck and make up." says Cloud.
*SLAP. SLAP, Yuffie an Tifa both slap Cloud*
"Fine, fine kiss and make up"
"Ok." "Ok" *Yuffie and Tifa start trying to fuck each other* *THUD, Cloud tries to jump into the action but Yuffie and Tifa both got out of the of Cloud and Cloud hits the ground*
*Yuffie and Tifa both get dressed back up*
They finally start on their adventure.
"Man we've been walking for hours and we still haven't found any sign of civilization!"says Tifa.
"Look a town!" says Cloud
"Where, where? I don't see it."
"Right there."
"Right where."
"Ri....."
"THERE!" yells Yuffie as loud as she can say it.
"Alright. Civilization." yells Tifa.
*they all run down the hill*
When they get to the town they find out that there is nothing in the town except for Shadow. The whole town was a lure to get them to fight Shadow.
"What in the fuck did you do to the town, brother? " asks Cloud.
"I gave them what they always wanted, to be with their god!"
"Shadow you are an evil assho...."said Yuffie.
"I thought I told you not to call me an asshole! Nobody lives to call me an asshole twice, bitch"
"Don't call me a bitch, asshole."
*both Yuffie and Shadow go at each other*
"I think we can just sit back and watch, huh Tifa." exclaims Cloud
"Yeah you can just sit back and watch me strip for you." says Tifa
"What did you say?"
"I said that I will strip for you."
"Score." said Cloud under his breath.
"Now you all will be submitted to darkness." yells Shadow.
*Tifa started to put her clothes back on*
"Damn you Shadow, damn you!" yells Cloud in disbelief.
"Darkness unite. Become one with me. Give me the power to defeat these light lovers."
*the whole town started to get covered in darkness*
"where are you taking use to."asks Cloud.
"We are going to darkness nothing can defeat me in the darkness. Darkness will destroy everything even you!"

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Devilsdeath: I'd love being Cloud.
Angelslife: Why?
Devilsdeath: Because he get a free stripper*drink**drink**Thud*