Devilsdeath: Man I need to stop getting so drunk. I can't even remember where the fuck I am.
Angelslife: your at your house for once.
Devilsdeath: I have a house. *Thud*

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BATTLES UNITE-A BROTHERS SACRIFICE
CHAPTER 3: ONE NIGHT TO LIVE, MAKE IT LAST.

"Where, where are we?" asked Tifa.
"Were in Darkness or that's what Shadow says." says Cloud.
"What do you mean darkness."
"I don't know. Ask Shadow."
"I think I will. By the way where is Shadow any way?'
"I don't know. He was fighting Yuffie... Hay were's Yuffie?"
"That little fucker he captured Yuffie!" yelled Cloud.
After a couple hours of searching Darkness they finally found some thing that is like civilization.
The town they stumbled upon was called Disconstruction.
"What the hell kind of town is this?" asked Cloud in a puzzled voice.
"Hell if I know I just got here too dumb ass!" exclaimed Tifa.
"That was a hypothetical question, bitch."
"DON'T CALL ME A BITCH!"
Tifa and Cloud walked around Disconstruction for about an hour until they came upon Shadow. Shadow told them that they only hand a night to live because all that enter Darkness that are from the light are destroyed if they can't find the Door Of Life.
"Shit I knew there was a catch to this whole fucking world!"yelled Tifa with a surprised look on her face.
"Yeah, that's a little fucking crazy." said Cloud
"Lets see if we can find the Door Of Life and get out of this shitty ass place."
"Yeah, I'm with you."
"Your not going any where!" Yells Yuffie.
"Yuffie your alright. I was worried about you." said Cloud affectionately.
"I'm not the one you know as Yuffie. I am darkness itself!"
"Give Yuffie back you fucking asshole!"
*Ka-Ching Yuffies boomerang hits Cloud's sword*
*slam another blow of the boomerang*
"Yuffie I am not going to fight you!" yelled Cloud to the spiritless Yuffie.
"You can't reach her. She is to far into the darkness." said darkness. "I have consumed to much of her soul you will never get her back."
"GIVE YUFFIE BACK! NOW!" screamed Shadow.
"What do you want with this pathetic light lover?" asked darkness.
"She is the reason why I live and I am no longer your slave. I would rather die trying to destroy you than be your slave and not have a chance to be alive!" exclaimed Shadow.
"What the hell are you talking about, Shadow?" asked Cloud with a puzzled look on his face.
"I'm saying I want to join you brother to destroy darkness and get Yuffie back."exclaimed Shadow.
"Alright lets get him before he tries to attack again." *Ching the ring of Clouds light sword and Shadows dark sword against Yuffies boomerang*
"Hey not so hard Cloud. Don't hurt Yuffies body." Yelled Shadow.
"Then how do expect us to beat her, it, what ever that thing is?" asked Cloud while dodging Yuffies boomerang.
"Us your swords special ability. Maybe if we both us our specials at the same time we might be able to bring Yuffie back."
"What special attack?"
"Your swords Light Ray. I have the Darkness Beam."
"Wait a sec Shadow. Damn it shit face would you stop trying to cut of my fucking ass while I'm talking to my fucking brother. Okay Shadow let do it before he finds a counter to these attacks."
"Light/Darkness Ray/Beam!/!" said Cloud and Shadow together.
"Infinite Darkness!" yelled darkness as he countered their sword specials.
By the way if your wondering about Tifa she's okay. She's having a tequila and watching this fight.
Now back to our real adventure.
"How did he counter our attacks with just a wave of his hand?"asked Cloud.
"I don't know I guess he get powered up in Darkness. We need to get him through the Door Of Life maybe he'll be weaker in the light." said Shadow.
"You will never get me through the Door Of Life because you all will be consumed like this fucking bitch that I possessed." said darkness.
"We will do what it takes to destroy you!" says Cloud.
"My time in this vessel is over." exclaimed darkness.
*thud, Yuffies spiritless body falls to the ground and Shadow runs to her side*
"Yuffie my love please don't be dead!" yelled Shadow.
"Shadow there's nothin' you can do for her now."
"Cloud , never say never."*Shadow kisses Yuffie spiritless body. By kissing her he transferred part of his spirit into her body. Yuffie wakes up*
"What the fuck happened to me?" asked Yuffie.
"You got your spirit ate by darkness but Shadow brung you back." exclaimed Cloud in shock.
"Yuffie, Yuffie your back." yelled Tifa.
*Yuffie jumps on Shadow and starts to strip for him for saving her {later they go fuck each other but that's later [sorry to disappoint all of you]}*
"We better tack advantage of this one night alive, huh?" asked Cloud.
"Yeah I guess we should." replied Tifa as she starts to strip for Cloud {again}.
"Yes, Yes, harder ,harder!" said all of them while getting fucked.
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Devilsdeath: *ties up Angelslife and throws him off a cliff*
Angelslife: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *SPLAT*
Meanwhile on the other side of the cliff.
Doc_wanabe: MWAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!! Let's see how you like it.
Ringlord: you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass! *SPLAT*
Devilsdeath & Doc_wanabe: HA HA *THUD*