Devilsdeath: Damn it Angelslife I told you to keep me away from the beers.
Angelslife: What beers are we talking about?
Devilsdeath: The ones I'm drinking dumb ass. *THUD*
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BATTLES UNITE-A BROTHERS SACRIFICE
CHAPTER 4: THE DOOR OF LIFE
"Oh that was great!" said Tifa as she got her G-string pulled up.
"You better believe it. That was the best sex I've had in years." said Cloud as he got his shirt on.
"What a beginner." exclaimed Yuffie as she got her G-string pulled up.
"Hey, It's not my fault that I couldn't fuck anyone. I was under control of darkness." said Shadow as he got his pants on.
As they left Disconstruction with only an hour to live they run into a little girl.
"Who the hell are you and what the fuck do you want?" asked Cloud.
"I am Meya." said the girl.
"So Meya. What do you want?" asked Cloud again.
"I want your souls!" yelled Meya.
"Your not Meya your darkness!" yelled Shadow.
"Nice of you to notice dumb fuck!" yelled darkness
"Damn it darkness you always got to go for the hot ones don't you?" asked Cloud.
*SLAP, Tifa slaps Cloud* "OH, so you don't think I'm hot do you?" asked Tifa angrily.
"I would have sd the same thing if you had been controlled by darkness." said Cloud.
"So you think I'm hot?" asked Yuffie.
"Yes, I think you, Tifa, and Meya are all hot."
"Hey Yuffie do think me and you cold hook up sometime, if you know what I mean?" asked Cloud anxiously.
"Yes Cloud I'll fuck you if you can get us out of here!" said Yuffie in a kinda' pleased way.
"Alright another score." said Cloud under his breath.
"Darkness, this is the last time you're going to hurt anyone!" yelled Shadow as he ran at darkness {Meya}.
*darkness jumps over Shadow and stabs him in the arm* "AAAAAAAH! Damn it darkness!"
"Shadow are you alright?" asked Cloud worriedly.
"I'll be fine. Just keep your self from getting killed!"
"Why?" asked Cloud.
"Because you're the only one that can use Light of the Living Star!" exclaimed Shadow.
"Now I see why you put your life on the line for these fucking light lovers. It's because you want them to escape. That won't happen though because once clouds dead you're all dead!" yelled darkness.*darkness runs at Cloud with Meya's sword staff out stretched ready to cut his head off. When al of a sudden Shadow jumps in between the sword staf and Cloud. Shadow got cut in half from the top of his head down to the middle of his chest.*
"DAMN YOU DARKNESS!" yelled Cloud as loud as he could, "YOU'RE GONA' PAY!"
*Cloud pikes up Shadow's sword and fusees it with his own sword to make the Sword of Darkened Light*
"I'm not affraid of you or your new sword." said darkness.
"You will be. Light of the Death Star!"yelled Cloud.
Light of the Death star pulls the spirit of whatever it is in and puts it in the sword, but Light of the Living Star shaowes a path to whatever the beholder wants.
*darkness releases his spirit away from Meya and Meya's spirit gets caught by Light of the Death Star, but before Meya's spirit gets ripped from her body Cloud calls off the attack*
"Meya are you okay?" asked Cloud.
"Yes, but how do you know my name?" asked Meya curiously.
"It's a long story." said Cloud.
"Tell me."
"I'll tell you if you fuck." said Cloud.
"I thought I got to fuck you." asked Yuffie.
"You will. You al will get to." said Cloud.
"None of you will ever get to fuck again because it is darkness morning. Now you will all die!" yelled darkness.
"Not if I can help it!" yelled Cloud, "Light of the Living Star!"
"Damn you! You can't leave!" screamed darkness.
Cloud, Yuffie, Tifa, and Meya {Shadow was carried by Cloud}all followed the path that was created by Clouds sword. O their way to the Door of Life they had to fight of many of darknesses minions but when they finaly made it to the Door of Life it was locked shut.
"Damn it!" yelled Cloud, "It just had to be fucking locked!"
"Cloud, calm down." said Yuffie calmly.
"Calm down! Calm down! Fuck calm down!"
"Tifa try talking some sense into him." said Yuffie.
"Why me?"
"I'll fucking do it." said Meya.*Meya walks up to Cloud* "I'll fuck you if you calm down."
"Right know?" asked Cloud eagerly.
"Yes right now." said Meya.
Cloud and Meya fuck for about two or three hours while Tifa and Yuffie hold off the minions.
[I'm sorry but I can't wright sex senses worth a shit so you will have to do without].
"OH, that was great." said Meya.
"Yeah I agree."said Cloud.
"Hey have any of you guys seen my bra?" asked Meya.
"No! Just hurry up we need to get out of here!" yells Tifa
"just try cutting the fucking thing in half!" yells Yuffie.
*Cloud uses his sword and cuts the door in half anf they all walk through*
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Devilsdeath: Damn Cloud gets all the girls.
Angelslife: Yeah he is one lucky guy.
Devilsdeath: Damn him! *THUD*
Angelslife: Yeah damn him!
Angelslife: What beers are we talking about?
Devilsdeath: The ones I'm drinking dumb ass. *THUD*
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BATTLES UNITE-A BROTHERS SACRIFICE
CHAPTER 4: THE DOOR OF LIFE
"Oh that was great!" said Tifa as she got her G-string pulled up.
"You better believe it. That was the best sex I've had in years." said Cloud as he got his shirt on.
"What a beginner." exclaimed Yuffie as she got her G-string pulled up.
"Hey, It's not my fault that I couldn't fuck anyone. I was under control of darkness." said Shadow as he got his pants on.
As they left Disconstruction with only an hour to live they run into a little girl.
"Who the hell are you and what the fuck do you want?" asked Cloud.
"I am Meya." said the girl.
"So Meya. What do you want?" asked Cloud again.
"I want your souls!" yelled Meya.
"Your not Meya your darkness!" yelled Shadow.
"Nice of you to notice dumb fuck!" yelled darkness
"Damn it darkness you always got to go for the hot ones don't you?" asked Cloud.
*SLAP, Tifa slaps Cloud* "OH, so you don't think I'm hot do you?" asked Tifa angrily.
"I would have sd the same thing if you had been controlled by darkness." said Cloud.
"So you think I'm hot?" asked Yuffie.
"Yes, I think you, Tifa, and Meya are all hot."
"Hey Yuffie do think me and you cold hook up sometime, if you know what I mean?" asked Cloud anxiously.
"Yes Cloud I'll fuck you if you can get us out of here!" said Yuffie in a kinda' pleased way.
"Alright another score." said Cloud under his breath.
"Darkness, this is the last time you're going to hurt anyone!" yelled Shadow as he ran at darkness {Meya}.
*darkness jumps over Shadow and stabs him in the arm* "AAAAAAAH! Damn it darkness!"
"Shadow are you alright?" asked Cloud worriedly.
"I'll be fine. Just keep your self from getting killed!"
"Why?" asked Cloud.
"Because you're the only one that can use Light of the Living Star!" exclaimed Shadow.
"Now I see why you put your life on the line for these fucking light lovers. It's because you want them to escape. That won't happen though because once clouds dead you're all dead!" yelled darkness.*darkness runs at Cloud with Meya's sword staff out stretched ready to cut his head off. When al of a sudden Shadow jumps in between the sword staf and Cloud. Shadow got cut in half from the top of his head down to the middle of his chest.*
"DAMN YOU DARKNESS!" yelled Cloud as loud as he could, "YOU'RE GONA' PAY!"
*Cloud pikes up Shadow's sword and fusees it with his own sword to make the Sword of Darkened Light*
"I'm not affraid of you or your new sword." said darkness.
"You will be. Light of the Death Star!"yelled Cloud.
Light of the Death star pulls the spirit of whatever it is in and puts it in the sword, but Light of the Living Star shaowes a path to whatever the beholder wants.
*darkness releases his spirit away from Meya and Meya's spirit gets caught by Light of the Death Star, but before Meya's spirit gets ripped from her body Cloud calls off the attack*
"Meya are you okay?" asked Cloud.
"Yes, but how do you know my name?" asked Meya curiously.
"It's a long story." said Cloud.
"Tell me."
"I'll tell you if you fuck." said Cloud.
"I thought I got to fuck you." asked Yuffie.
"You will. You al will get to." said Cloud.
"None of you will ever get to fuck again because it is darkness morning. Now you will all die!" yelled darkness.
"Not if I can help it!" yelled Cloud, "Light of the Living Star!"
"Damn you! You can't leave!" screamed darkness.
Cloud, Yuffie, Tifa, and Meya {Shadow was carried by Cloud}all followed the path that was created by Clouds sword. O their way to the Door of Life they had to fight of many of darknesses minions but when they finaly made it to the Door of Life it was locked shut.
"Damn it!" yelled Cloud, "It just had to be fucking locked!"
"Cloud, calm down." said Yuffie calmly.
"Calm down! Calm down! Fuck calm down!"
"Tifa try talking some sense into him." said Yuffie.
"Why me?"
"I'll fucking do it." said Meya.*Meya walks up to Cloud* "I'll fuck you if you calm down."
"Right know?" asked Cloud eagerly.
"Yes right now." said Meya.
Cloud and Meya fuck for about two or three hours while Tifa and Yuffie hold off the minions.
[I'm sorry but I can't wright sex senses worth a shit so you will have to do without].
"OH, that was great." said Meya.
"Yeah I agree."said Cloud.
"Hey have any of you guys seen my bra?" asked Meya.
"No! Just hurry up we need to get out of here!" yells Tifa
"just try cutting the fucking thing in half!" yells Yuffie.
*Cloud uses his sword and cuts the door in half anf they all walk through*
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Devilsdeath: Damn Cloud gets all the girls.
Angelslife: Yeah he is one lucky guy.
Devilsdeath: Damn him! *THUD*
Angelslife: Yeah damn him!
