The Dark Magician and His Never-ending quest for a Can of Tuna (God, that's a long title)
Disclaimer: Yeah ,you know the drill. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, yada, yada, yada.
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One day the Dark Magician woke up with a strange craving for a 20 cent can of tuna. He
couldn't explain it. Actually, this was the third time this week, and it was only Monday.
"I wonder where Zora keeps the tuna..." He wandered over to the cupboard and opened the door.
Zora was lying on the floor in the next room, talking on the phone with Isis.
"Zora! Where do you keep the Tuna?"
"I think we're out."
"Hmm..." The Dark Magician Opened the front door and started on his way to Wal-Mart
(subliminal message: shop at Wal-Mart) to buy a can of tuna. Then, a spur of the moment decision made
him go over to Isisisisisis...house. He looked thoughtful for a minute, realizing he didn't know where Isis
lived. He then used his magician-type powers to poof himself over to Isisisisisis...house. She was on the
phone, apparently still talking to Zora.
"Your stalker's here."
The Dark Magician looked around the room. All of Isisisisisisisis...is... umm...whatever you call
them (you know, the anime characters living in her house: Yugi, Maya, Hiei, Bakura, etc.) were
preoccupied somehow. Walter and Marik were engaged in a game of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 (you
thought I was gonna say Duel Monsters, Didn't ya?) Bakura, obviously high...again, was cowering in the
corner murmuring "it's not my fault..." over and over again. Hiei was going on about his katana.
Then the Dark Magician had an idea.
"I have an idea! I wonder if I could hang myself up in Isisisisisisis...is closet." He grabbed a
hanger an proceeded to hang himself up in Isisisisisis...OK, this is getting old, closet.
"Umm...Zora? Your stalker just hung himself up in my closet..."
After about 5 minutes, he got rather bored. He walked out the front door.
"Your stalker just left...and he took my hanger!"
The Dark Magician poofed himself over to Wal-Mart, but realized he had no money. He walked
back to Zora's apartment, the whole time wondering why he wasn't poofing.
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Well, that's it for now. Review NOW! I know where you live...and if not I have a team of scientists
tracking you right now.
Disclaimer: Yeah ,you know the drill. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, yada, yada, yada.
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One day the Dark Magician woke up with a strange craving for a 20 cent can of tuna. He
couldn't explain it. Actually, this was the third time this week, and it was only Monday.
"I wonder where Zora keeps the tuna..." He wandered over to the cupboard and opened the door.
Zora was lying on the floor in the next room, talking on the phone with Isis.
"Zora! Where do you keep the Tuna?"
"I think we're out."
"Hmm..." The Dark Magician Opened the front door and started on his way to Wal-Mart
(subliminal message: shop at Wal-Mart) to buy a can of tuna. Then, a spur of the moment decision made
him go over to Isisisisisis...house. He looked thoughtful for a minute, realizing he didn't know where Isis
lived. He then used his magician-type powers to poof himself over to Isisisisisis...house. She was on the
phone, apparently still talking to Zora.
"Your stalker's here."
The Dark Magician looked around the room. All of Isisisisisisisis...is... umm...whatever you call
them (you know, the anime characters living in her house: Yugi, Maya, Hiei, Bakura, etc.) were
preoccupied somehow. Walter and Marik were engaged in a game of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 (you
thought I was gonna say Duel Monsters, Didn't ya?) Bakura, obviously high...again, was cowering in the
corner murmuring "it's not my fault..." over and over again. Hiei was going on about his katana.
Then the Dark Magician had an idea.
"I have an idea! I wonder if I could hang myself up in Isisisisisisis...is closet." He grabbed a
hanger an proceeded to hang himself up in Isisisisisis...OK, this is getting old, closet.
"Umm...Zora? Your stalker just hung himself up in my closet..."
After about 5 minutes, he got rather bored. He walked out the front door.
"Your stalker just left...and he took my hanger!"
The Dark Magician poofed himself over to Wal-Mart, but realized he had no money. He walked
back to Zora's apartment, the whole time wondering why he wasn't poofing.
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Well, that's it for now. Review NOW! I know where you live...and if not I have a team of scientists
tracking you right now.
