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"Is every thing ready?" Colvert asked

"Yes sir. Sir, why are we doing this?" The man asked.

"To see the fight of all time. We have collected the best warriors in every dimension." Colvert said.

"Why will they fight?" The man asked.

"They have no choice! If they don't fight we'll execute what is dearest to them most. If Goku doesn't fight, Chi Chi dies." Colvert said

"Sound like it'll be a real brawl. Who's in it?" The man asked excitedly.

"Goku is just one. We also have Renamon. Rika is our key with her. We have Lu Bu, where we have Diao Chan for support. Mewtwo is another. He was difficult , we had to capture every cloned pokemon he made to get him to subdue. We have Link. Zelda is his key. Batman is another one. We have his Robin captive. Superman is one of them. His girl friend is our way. Kamahi is in it. He was strange, he wanted to fight. Mario is one we have. That plumber loves Peach ever so dearly . Sonic will fight to save Amy Rose's life. Leonardo will fight for his master, Splinter. Megaman will fight for Dr. White. Austin Powers will fight to save Biga Boobia." Colvert said.

"Who?" The man asked.

"Biga Boobia." Colvert answered.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like big bo -never mind." The man said.

"When will it start?" The man asked.

"Now, Marius." Colvert said.

The two of them walked toward the balcony to a large arena. When walking over to the balcony Colvert bragged some more.

"We warped each of them with their armor and weapons, if they had any, along with their friends." Colvert said.

The two of them looked down into the ring. They saw gates on all sides open up and the warriors walked into the arena.

"I will tell you the rules!"Colvert announced to them, "If you refuse to fight your friend dies. If you loose, your friend dies. If you win, you and your friend will be warped back to your home and will never hear from us again. To win, you must be the last one standing alive.

"You scum! I will never fight for you!" Lu Bu yelled.

Colvert snapped his fingers. Screens that bordered the top of the arena showed each captive . They were all chained to a wall.

"You do not fight, then you and Diao Chan die." Colvert said.

"You can not kill me and if you were wise, you won't touch my Diao Chan!" Lu Bu yelled.

Colvert nodded at one of the guards. The guard left immediately. Soon he was in the same screen with Diao Chan. The guard stabbed her arm. Diao Chan screamed.

"How dare you!" Lu Bu yelled.

"I for one will not take part in your twisted games!" Goku yelled.

"You have no choice, now fight!"

Every one just looked at each other. Suddenly Lu Bu looked at Mario with an odd look .

"You look stupid." Lu Bu said.

"What? But itsa me, Mario." Mario replied.

"I don't know any one named like that." Lu Bu said.

"What do you mean?" Mario asked.

"I mean you look like, and smell like, poo." Lu Bu said.

"Oh, now you're asking for a jump on the head." Mario said.

"A what?" Lu Bu asked.

Mario jumped up into the air and landed on top of Lu Bu's head. Every one just watched the two with disgust.

"Ow!" Lu Bu said.

He then raised his Sky Scorcher and said, "Pitiful worm, now you die!"

"Stop it! This is what they want." Goku said.

"I agree." Batman said.

"Shut up all of you and fight!" Kamahi ordered.

Kamahi was a dragon-humanoid that had some armor, wings and a large, gagged scimitar named Talon Fang.

"I haven't been promised this much of a challenge in a long time." Kamahi said.

Kamahi swung his sword at Link. Link jumped back and tripped over Mario.

"Ha, you're too puny to even notice Marcio." Lu Bu said.

"It's Mario you twit!" Mario yelled.

Kamahi took another swing at Link. Link hid behind his shield. The Talon Fang was to large and powerful for it, the shield broke. Kamahi took another swing at Link. Link backed away and then swung his sword at him. Kamahi blocked it with his scimitar and continued his onslaught.

"Fight you fools or suffer the consequences!" Colvert ordered.

Kamahi took a swing at Link and missed. He hit Superman in the back.

"Ah, right where it itches." Superman said.

"Stop showing off." Batman said.

"What do you mean?" Superman asked.

"Don't play dumb. We all know that nothing can hurt you except a green rock." Batman said.

"You mean like this?" Mario asked holding up a peace of kryptonite.

"Ah, keep it a way!" Superman cried.

"Where did you get that?" Batman asked.

"You don't work on toilets all day and find something in there." Mario said.

"I don't even want to touch it." Renamon said.

"And here I thought it was just you." Lu Bu said.

"What was?" Mario asked.

"The smell you freaky midget!" Lu Bu said in laughter.

"Ah, a little help here?"Link asked.

Kamahi cut Link's sword into two. Kamahi jumped up into the air and cut off his head.

"Well that did it, kill Zelda." Colvert said to Marius.

"Who's next?" Kamahi asked with a smile.

"You killed him!" Goku said.

"Of course I did" Kamahi said as he swung his sword.

Goku grabbed the sword and threw it aside. Kamahi stepped back.

"How dare you!" Goku yelled.

"It was either him or me you dolt!" Kamahi said.

Goku just lowered his head.

"At least I've got taste in women!" Mario yelled.

"At least my woman can wake up and smell the roses you smelly man." Lu Bu said.

"Peach is a princes you know!" Mario said.

"Diao Chan has a brain! She's got taste. She doesn't go after second rate plumbers. Instead she goes for the best warrior of all of China." Lu Bu bragged.

"I beat Bowser, a dragon thing!" Mario yelled.

"At least I know what I fight! Jeeze, and they call me stupid!" Lu Bu said.

"Looks like a battle of wits." Mewtwo whispered to Renamon.

"Really? Where?" Renamon sarcastically asked.

Mewtwo chuckled a bit. Meanwhile, Kamahi had retrieved his sword. He snuck up on Goku and slammed the broad side of his sword onto the back of his neck. Goku fell unconscious . Kamahi lifted his sword and stabbed him in the back.

"Marius, kill Chi Chi." Colvert said.

"This isn't turning out the way I hoped it would." Marius said .

"Do as your told!" Colvert ordered.

"Yes sir." Marius answered.

"We shouldn't fight each other." Batman said.

"We should be focusing on the real problem." Mewtwo said.

"I can do that!" Superman said.

Superman flew up into the air and came face to face with Colvert. Before he could do anything there was a bang. Superman was bleeding.

"A bullet made out of kryptonite. Want more?" Colvert asked.

Colvert pulled the trigger a few more times until Superman fell and died.

"Kill off Lois." Colvert ordered.

"This isn't my style baby!" Austin yelped looking at Superman's corpse.

"Get a hold of yourself." Megaman said.

"Are you a robot?" Sonic asked.

"Yeah, why?" Megaman asked.

"Ah, Robotnik thought he could trick me!" Sonic yelled.

"Who?" Megaman asked.

Sonic began to run around him and did a spin dash. He barely missed Megaman. Megaman began to open fire at Sonic.

"We have to remain calm." Austin said uneasily.

"Well, what are you two?" Batman asked Renamon and Mewtwo.

"I'm a digimon" Renamon replied.

"What is that?" Mewtwo asked.

Renamon began to explain until Mario ran in between the three of them.

"Come back here you coward!" Lu Bu ranted.

"Give it a rest." Batman ordered.

"No one tells Lu Bu what to do!" Lu Bu yelled.

"There's too much yelling." Austin complained.

"I'm not telling you, I'm advising you to calm down!" Batman said.

"That's it! I'll kill you, you scum!" Lu Bu yelled raising his Sky Scorcher.

Batman quickly threw a baterang with a long cable. It wrapped itself several times around Lu Bu.

"Ha, ha! That's what ya get for coming after Mario!" Mario snorted.

"Shut up." Batman said as he threw another baterang at Mario.

"Look at who's all tied up!" Lu Bu mocked.

"Hey stupid, so are you!" Mario yelled.

"Too bad you don't have anything for their annoying voices." Austin said.

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