When you're the only starship in the area, you have to observe certain precautions. The spouse and I worked on this one together.


If You're Gonna Live in Delta (You Gotta Have a Phaser in Your Hand)
tune: "If You're Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)"

Chorus:
If you're gonna live in Delta
You gotta have a phaser in your hand
Your Starfleet rules are nice
But those darned Borg don't understand
So charge those weapons good so they can fire
Don't take a chance
If you're gonna live in Delta
You gotta have a phaser in your hand

I remember with the Kazon
We were trying to make a deal
When Culluh on his bridge stood up and said
"Your ship I'll steal"
We said "That guy's a bully
We can't let him win
Let's fire our phasers now, then fire again
(Chorus)

So we headed off for home
We thought we'd set those Kazon straight
Then Hirogen fired on us
And we were in an awful way
We said, "You want to play games, folks
Well, we can play them too
Here's a sample of what we can do"
(Chorus (3x))