This story is best read by literate people. Duh.
Superman, Flash, and Batman were at the superfriends headquarters playing
poker. Superman was winning. Flash glared at Superman. He knew Superman
was cheating by using his x-ray vision but he had no proof. Meanwhile
Batman (who could care less about losing money) was revising the dictionary
by writing "bat" before every noun. He was up to "Bat-Cochlea". Then
Apache Chief walked in. "What...are...you...doing...in...my...office?
asked Apache Chief. "Sorry Chiefy," said Flash "its ours now. Aw crap I
fold." "Yes I win again! I'm super, man." said Superman. Apache continued
"...But...when...we...moved...into...this...building...I...called...this
...room. I...had...a...reservation...why...does...white...man...always...
use...indian...reservation...for...gambling...?" "I'd answer that, but
I don't have the attention span to understand what you just said Chiefy."
replied Flash. Apache Chief was furious. "Just...for...that...I'm...
going...to...skin...Robin..." said Apache Chief. Then Apache Chief left.
"Man, that guy is annoying! Why the hell did we hire him anyway?" asked
Flash. "Affirmitive action," replied Superman "haha full house." "You
son of a b****!" replied Flash. Batman took no notice. He was up to
"Bat-Dyssentery". Then Wonder Women popped her head in the doorway.
"Hey guys have you seen my invisible jet?" she asked. Everyone stared
at her for a minute. "Oh," she said "that was kind of a dumb question
wasn't it?" Everyone nodded except for Batman who was up to "Bat-ether"
"Oh...well...bye!" she left. "Man sometimes I don't know why I put
up with this stupid job" complained Flash. Wonder Women popped her head
in the doorway again. "Oh by the way if anyone needs me I'll be washing
the Batmobile." she said. Then she left. Everyone (even Batman who was
just finishing the r in "Bat-frenzy") stopped what they were doing and
followed Wonder Women to the garage. "Oh yeah," said Flash "thats why."
Special Thanks to Seanbaby.
Superman, Flash, and Batman were at the superfriends headquarters playing
poker. Superman was winning. Flash glared at Superman. He knew Superman
was cheating by using his x-ray vision but he had no proof. Meanwhile
Batman (who could care less about losing money) was revising the dictionary
by writing "bat" before every noun. He was up to "Bat-Cochlea". Then
Apache Chief walked in. "What...are...you...doing...in...my...office?
asked Apache Chief. "Sorry Chiefy," said Flash "its ours now. Aw crap I
fold." "Yes I win again! I'm super, man." said Superman. Apache continued
"...But...when...we...moved...into...this...building...I...called...this
...room. I...had...a...reservation...why...does...white...man...always...
use...indian...reservation...for...gambling...?" "I'd answer that, but
I don't have the attention span to understand what you just said Chiefy."
replied Flash. Apache Chief was furious. "Just...for...that...I'm...
going...to...skin...Robin..." said Apache Chief. Then Apache Chief left.
"Man, that guy is annoying! Why the hell did we hire him anyway?" asked
Flash. "Affirmitive action," replied Superman "haha full house." "You
son of a b****!" replied Flash. Batman took no notice. He was up to
"Bat-Dyssentery". Then Wonder Women popped her head in the doorway.
"Hey guys have you seen my invisible jet?" she asked. Everyone stared
at her for a minute. "Oh," she said "that was kind of a dumb question
wasn't it?" Everyone nodded except for Batman who was up to "Bat-ether"
"Oh...well...bye!" she left. "Man sometimes I don't know why I put
up with this stupid job" complained Flash. Wonder Women popped her head
in the doorway again. "Oh by the way if anyone needs me I'll be washing
the Batmobile." she said. Then she left. Everyone (even Batman who was
just finishing the r in "Bat-frenzy") stopped what they were doing and
followed Wonder Women to the garage. "Oh yeah," said Flash "thats why."
Special Thanks to Seanbaby.
