In the most unfortunate turn of events, the drama club was left with Kate in charge.

Kate: [Annoyed.] Is everyone here?

Larry: Uh, I think you should use the roll he left you. [Points to paper.]

Kate: [Still annoyed.] THANKS, but I don't need your HELP, Tudgeman. I can't believe we're going to perform this play after Mr. Dig's wedding reception. That guy is such a freak

Larry: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just read the names off, and whatnot.

Kate: [Reading paper.] This says our play is "the most lamentable comedy and the most cruel death of P"

Larry: "Pyramus and Thisbe". Ah, very good. Very good. Could you call roll now?!

Kate: Ugh, fine. [Sarcastically.] Is there a Tudgeman here? A LARRY Tudgeman?

Larry: [About to explode.] Just tell me what part I am, Kate.

Kate: You'll bePyramus? Ugh, I wanted to be Pyramus.

Larry: Uh, Kate? Pyramus is a guy.

Kate: OhI knew that. What do you think I am, an idiot? [Hides her red face.]

Larry: [To himself.] Pyramus, the lover. I will be Pyramus, and brings tears to the eyes of the each member of that audience. Playing a tough guy is easy. But a lover is much more challenging! [Everyone is staring at him.]

Kate: Whatever. Claire Miller

Claire: [Looks hopeful.]

Kate: It says This

Larry: Thisbe. Pyramus' lover. [Winks at Claire.]

Claire: [Disgusted.] Ew! Ew! I refuse to play Tudgeman's girlfriend.

Kate: We'll have to alter your voice. And you could wear a mask. If anyone found out that it was you [Looks thoroughly concerned.]

Claire: I'd just have to die.

Larry: I--I could play Thisbe! Yes, I would speak in a little voice-- [Falsetto.] "Ah, Pyramus, my lover dear!"

Kate: Larry, you're Pyramus. So shut up.

Larry: Fine.

Kate: Martha Wasser? [Giggles.] Whoever you might be. You'll be Thisbe's mother.

Martha: Okay!

Kate: Uh, Veru

Veruca: Veruca, Veruca Washington.

Kate: Whatever. You're Pyramus' father.

Veruca: Father? But I'm

Kate: Ugh, save it. I'm like[Looks at the paper, astonished.] Thisbe's FATHER? Omigosh, they have got to be kidding me.

Veruca: [Holds back laughter.]

Kate: Shut it, Veruca. Brooke, you're gonna be umthe lion.

Brooke: Okay. Is that part um, written yet? I kinda suck at remembering lines.

Kate: This is just a guess, but I think you justroar.

Larry: I could play the lion! Yes, I will roar, and the audience will love it! They will ask me to roar again, that is how well I will do it!

Kate: Larry, you scare little children enough as it is, okay?

Larry: Humph. So, what are our costumes? Should I wear my dark brown robe, my light brown robe, my tan robe, my black robe

Kate: Whatever. Okay, everybody, there's a rehearsal tomorrow at 7:00 at the Hillridge Community Theater. Be there, or you're so kicked out of drama club.

Larry: I don't think you can do that.

Kate: I can, and I will. GOT it?

Larry: Right. See you there, everyone. [Everyone exits, one by one.]

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[A/N: Sorry for the long time between updates. Heheheh. And sorry for the short chapter. But this is actually a whole scene, translated, anyway. Okay, I make no sense. The next one I'll be updating is probably TTATODZG. FYI, that is. But no updates tomorrow. It's Halloween, and I'll barely have any time between when I get home and when I go trick-or-treating. I'm gonna be the devil. Okay, you don't care! Have fun. Please review.]