Okokok im sorry if it took me a lil while (only 5 months!) to get this chap out but its here!!! Please read and review!!! ~I know that they don't celebrate St. Patty's day in japan! I just felt like writing this fic this way!~
Disclaimer- DBZ is not mine, nope nope nope, I do not own it one bit, I own my tv that I whatch it from! but I sure as hell don't own one of the best anime shows of all time- DRRRRRRRAGON BALL Z!!!!! lol k- I should probably shut up and start writing the fic now!
Last chap- Vegeta and Goku blew up ChiChi's house. Gohan is planning on going to go a strip bar with Dende on St. Patty's get some cash for a new house and so that Gohan can get Videl a gift type thingy
"Mom!" Gohan said to ChiChi. "When are u gonna be ready?!" She was dashing around what was left of the house, collecting what she could to last her through the night. "I'm sure Eighteen will have stuff you can borrow!"
"Gohan, Hold on! Ill be ready when I am! That father of yours… grrr" They had decided that Chi Chi would stay at Master Roshi's place, so that she wouldn't kill Goku. Gohan and Goten would be staying with the Breif's, Goku was already over there.
"Alright! I'm set and ready to go!" Chi Chi exclaimed, grabbing the last her of her sloppily packed must haves.
"Well its about time," Gohan said. "Lets go!" He picked his mother up under his arm and levitated into the air. "C'mon Goten!" he hollered.
" I'm coming Gohan! Wait for me!" Goten stopped playing with Toby and flew over to catch up with his brother.
After they had been flying for a few minutes they got to Kame Place to drop off ChiChi.
"Ok mom, we're here" Gohan said.
"Hi Marrin!" Goten said, waving and quickly landing so he could go play with her for a few minutes.
"Gohan!" came an oh so familiar voice from the house.
"Hey Krillin! What's up?"
"Just the same old," he replied.
"Yeah I hope you don't mind if my mom stays here for a night or two."
"I don't mind- hehehe," The cooky, perverted, wanna be playa, no good, nasty minded, cant get nothing, not even a 2 cent hoe would stoop so low, probably a virgin, old man (A/N: I just love dissin Roshi!) walked out onto the porch to greet Gohan and co.
"Quit looking old man," Chichi said, turning up her nose and strutting past him into the house to get situated.
"Alright, I'd love to stay, but Goten and I have got to get going over to Bulma's place. I hope Chichi is no trouble for you!"
"She'll be fine!," Krillin said. "I'll see you later!"
"Bye!" Gohan got Goten and they both flew off the rest of the way to Bulma and Vegeta's. (A/N: Eighteen was inside taking a shower :)
They landed in front of the Brief's house. "Gohan, Goten, you're here!" Goku cheered coming out towards them. "What took you so long?"
"Mom needed some stuff. Anyways, how are you all doing?"
"We're holding up as well as you can with two full grown sayajins in your house all at once." Bulma said, being followed by Trunks. "We actually still have food!"
"Great! I'm starving!" Gohan and Goten said in unison. The two of them dashed inside to chow down on what was left in the Brief's refrigerator. Goten accidentally rammed into a sweaty Vegeta who had just come out of the gravity training room.
"Watch where your going pipsqueak!" Vegeta yelled at him. "Hmph, son of Kakarott."
"Sorry Mr. Briefs!" Goten said, collecting himself and catching up with Gohan in the kitchen. Trunks came in to join them.
~Outside of the house~
"Your Gohan seems to be growing into quite a younge man!" Bulma said to Goku.
"I know! I even found a bunch of condoms in his gym bag!" Goku said happily. "That boy is always prepared for anything, and safe anything too! Makes me proud!"
"Right…" Bulma- *Sweat Drop*
"Woman! How dare you go snooping around about how you can get that kid in bed with you!" Vegeta walks in! "I suppose I don't suite your pleasings?"
"Hello to you to, Vegeta," Bulma said sarcastically. "But since we are on the subject… Things in bed have been at a bit of a low lately."
"Is that so," Vegeta started. "Maybe your just getting too old to understand something good when it happens."
"Maybe your just not experienced enough for me," Bulma shot back at him.
"I'll bet your dick is the wrong size for Bulma- she's pretty picky in bed." Goku said to Vegeta.
"AND YOU WOULD KNOW THIS HOW, KAKAROTT?!" Vegeta roared. If there's one thing he cant stand its being told the size of his balls by someone like Goku.
"Well we've known each other a long time, you get familiar with someones tastes after a while," Goku replied.
"That's it I'm going to kill you right here and now!"
"NO VEGETA!" Bulma exclaimed. "Goku- SHUT UP! Vegeta, calm down!"
"Hey everyone how about some nice harmless sex talk!" Goku said cheerfully. "I've got some good tricks me and Chi Chi use that you two could really use from how it sounds!"
"Get the hell away from me you sick pervert." Vegeta said.
"Aww come on Vegeta! Now I would try some different sitting positions- And trade places between whose on top the next time you go at it."
"Um, Goku I think that's enough," Bulma said. "Me and Vegeta are just in a bit of a low point right now-"
"LOW POINT?!" Vegeta is not too happy at this moment ^_^ "I'LL SHOW YOU LOW POINT!" With this he abruptly ran and picked up Bulma, one hand clenched tightly on her ass, and started for the house.
"Vegeta!" Bulma cried, in half shock half pleasure. Goku chuckled to himself and went to the kitchen to join Gohan, Goten, and Trunks.
"Hey dad what was all that ruckus about?" Gohan asked Goku when he walked into the kitchen.
"Oh, just what a fine young man we all think that your becoming!" he said patting his son on the back and taking a seat.
~Shrieks could be heard from upstairs, the lamp above the kitchen table wobbled as a clear cRAsH could be heard in the room above~
"That didn't sound to good, maybe I should go check on them?" Trunks said.
"Thats ok Trunks, they're fine!" Goku assured him. *Thinks to himself* Must have had trouble with the new positioning.
~Meanwhile at Kame Place~
Chi Chi had unpacked her things, s.
0he was sharing rooms with Marron. She walked over to the window and gazed out at the beautiful view of the ocean. The door creaked open, Chi Chi whipped around to see a little girl staring at her.
"Well hi Marron," She said cheerfully.
"Mrs. Chi Chi- I was just wonderin if you could tie my shoe," Marron said all cutely 'n stuff.
"Sure!" Chi Chi bent down to help Marron with her shoelaces. *To herself* I remember when Gohan was this big… (Memory Time!) Chi Chi envisioned a summer evening. She was out gardening, then a little Gohan struggled to walk over to her- because he was tripping every five steps he took. But once he made it to his mother he asked- "Mommy?" tugging on Chi Chi's skirt, "Can you please tie my shoe for me please?" Chi Chi stood up tall, "WHAT?! Haven't you learned anything at all! How dare you ask me to tie your shoe for you! YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING THAT EASY IN BOOKS OR SOMETHING! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT PREALGEBRA BY NOW! AND USE PROPPER GRAMMER! DON'T SAY PLEASE TWICE IN A SENTENCE!!!" Tears started to form in both Gohan and Chi Chi's eyes. "My son is growing up to be a hillbilly who cant even tie his own shoes!" Chi Chi was sobbing at this point. "But mommy! I don't know how! Mommy? *sniff sniff* WAAA!!!!!" "Suck it up son! Take this and learn for yourself! And if you ever ask me to tie your shoes again- ILL GET OUT THE FRYING PAN!" With this Chi Chi pulled out a book bigger than the fourth Harry Potter called; Art Of The Laces, and shoved it at a wailing Gohan. "Now, GET BUSY!" ~ Those were good times, Chi Chi said to herself finishing up tying Marron's shoes.
"There you go dear!"
"Thanks Mrs. Chi Chi!"
"Anytime Marron!"
~What was our short friend doing at this time?~
Krillin walked by Master Roshi, watching his usual 'Exercising Program' and sighed. He never hasn't changed a bit. Krillin headed upstairs to his and Eighteens room, when he passed the bathroom he heard running water and smirked to himself. Krillin looked around slyly and reached for the doorknob. Locked! Damn! But Krillin wouldn't give in that fast! He could pick a lock! He pulled out a paper clip from his pocket and started doing his work.
"Silly Daddy- Mommy's in the bathroom right now!" Marron giggled walking up to Krillin.
Krillin jumped two feet off the ground, "Oh hey Marron, you scared me, hunny! Daddy's busy right now."
"But daddy, why are you trying to go in the bathroom? Mommy's already in there, she needs her private time!"
"Well daddy is just… uh, fixing the doorknob! Your mommy is stuck in the bathroom and she needs me to fix the door so she can get out!"
"Ok, but I was just hoping you could tie my-"
"Sorry dear but I really am busy!" Krillin said, not wanting Eighteen to hear him talking with Marron. "Whatever it is I'm sure Master Roshi or Chi Chi can help you."
"Oooookkkk," Marron went back downstairs.
"Whew," Krillin sighed and went back to picking the lock.
*Several Minutes Later*
"Got It!" Krillin whispered. He snuck into the bathroom, oh so quietly. It was very misty so he couldn't make out his wife behind the shower curtain. Krillin stripped down to his boxers (he wanted to leave atleast a little work for her) and crept towards the her. Going into the shower behind her he started "Hey Babe, ya wanna have some- HOLY SHIT!" Krillin slipped and fell off onto the ground. "AHH!" he screamed in total shock because it was not Eighteen he found in the shower, but a butt naked pig!
"AHHHH!!! HELP! RAPE!" Oolong screamed in a high pitched girly voice. He struggled to hide himself.
Just then Eighteen burst through the door- "What's going on in here?!"
"YOUR HUSBANDS A PERVERT!" Oolong squealed running out the door.
"GET IT AWAY! MAKE IT GO AWAY!" Krillin said trying to get the picture of Oolong out of his head.
"Krillin, what just happened?"
"I, um… really had to go?" Dumb excuse.
"There's another bathroom downstairs."
"Ok Ok, I thought it was you. So I figured I'd come in and, visit." Krillin said, trying to wipe himself clean of excuses.
"You mean like, visit up close?"
"Well, yeah!"
"Shame! But I forgive you."
"Really?"
"Only if you get me that new dress I was showing you, and clean the kitchen." Eighteen said, with a sinister grin in her face.
"Of course, always picking on the short guy," Krillin moaned and started to get to work on his newfound chores.
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That's the end of chapter two! There's no telling when the next chap. Will be up, but ill try to make it good! Please- Friendly r&r! but advice is good! And whoever did that one thingy about no videl- im sorry, but she's gonna have to be in it! So email me or review or something! Help is always good- till the next chapter! Thankies for reading! And always remember- THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! (Vash the Stampede- Trigun)
