Melina: [Lying down.] Come, sit down upon this flowery bed, while I thy lovable cheeks do coy, and stick muskroses in your sleek smooth head, and your fair large ears, my gentle joy.
Larry: [Sits down.] Where's Laura?
Laura: [Runs to him.] Yes?
Larry: [Laughs.] Scratch my head. Where's Megan?
Megan: [Runs to him.] Yes?
Larry: Get me some fresh honey. From the comb!
Megan: Um, kay. [Walks away.]
Larry: Where's Brittany?
Brittany: [Runs in, panting.] Yes?
Larry: Join Laura in scratching my head. It feels rather itchy...and hairy...
Melina: Would you like to listen to some music, love?
Larry: Ah, I have a great ear for music. Break out the *N Sync! [Does funky dance moves.]
Melina: Uh, I was thinking more contemporary. But yours works, too!... [Puts on Tearin' Up My Heart.]
Larry: This is my favorite song! [Sings along.]
Melina: Oookay. What would you like to eat, dear?
Larry: I've suddenly got a craving for hay and oats!
Melina: ...Alrighty, then, I'll have Mackenzie get that for you.
Larry: Not now, though. I feel kinda slee--[Falls asleep.]
Melina: Oh, how I love thee! [Falls asleep, too.]
[Enter Matt and Lanny.]
Matt: [Points to Melina and Larry.] They sicken me.
Lanny: [Nods in agreement.]
Matt: I pity that girl. She gave me my RC back, you know. But I wanted to make her suffer some more.
Lanny: [Frowns.]
Matt: You're right, Lanny. This is getting boring.
Lanny: [Hands Matt the potion.]
Matt: [Bends down and anoints Melina's eyelids.] Be as you were, see as you did. Now, Melina, I wake you!
Melina: [Wakes up.] Matt! I had a dream that I loved an ass. Erm...a donkey.
Matt: You mean him? [Points to Larry.]
Melina: [Looks at Larry. Screams.]
Matt: I agree. Lanny, get the asshead off this kid. We've got to get home.
Lanny: [Pours the potion on the Larry's head. Larry's head turns back to normal.]
Matt: So...I'll take you up on that off now. [Grins.]
Melina: That was just to see if you'd actually do it. [Laughs and exits.]
Matt: [Stands in shock.]
Lanny: [Shrugs and exits.]
Matt: Hey, that's not cool at all. [Runs after them.]
~~~~~
[The next morning.]
[Enter Mr. Dig, Amber, and Mr. and Mrs. McGuire.]
Mrs. McGuire: [Cries.] WHERE'S MY BABIES?!?
Mr. Dig: This looks like a mighty fine place to wed. Don't you agree, Amber?
Amber: [Blows bubble.] Uh-huh.
Mr. McGuire: Mr. Dig, do you happen to know where our children went?
[Enter Matt, Melina, and Lanny.]
Matt: [Eating an apple.] Hey, dad. Hey, mom.
Mrs. McGuire: MATTHEW MCGUIRE! Where were you all night?!
Matt: No need for worry, mother. I was over Lanny's all night.
Mr. Dig: Anyone know who this is? [Points to body on ground.]
Mr. McGuire: It kinda looks like...
Melina: Lizzie.
Mrs. McGuire: [Points.] And there's Gordo.
Matt: And Miranda.
Mr. McGuire: And Ethan.
Melina: Wow, they are in sooo much trouble. [Grins.]
Mr. Dig: surely they came to celebrate May Day, no? And isn't today the day Lizzie is supposed to give her ansawer?
Mr. McGuire: Yep, so it is.
Mrs. McGuire: Who wants to wake them?
Matt: Ooh! Me! [Yells.] GET UP!
[All four fo them wake up, cranky.]
Mr. Dig: Ah, Mr. Gordon! I thought you despise Mr. Craft here. So why did you sleepin such proximity to him?
Matt: [Snickers.]
Gordo: I...don't remember how I got here. Well, Lizzie and I were gonna run away to Pennridge...
Mr. McGuire: You were that determined to be together?
Gordo: Well...yeah.
Mr. McGuire: That's kinda cute. [Sniffles.] If you and Lizzie wants to be together here, you have my consent.
[Lizzie and Gordo hug.]
Gordo: Thanks, Mr. McGuire.
Ethan: That's cool wit me. I like Miranda lot more, anyway.
Mr. Dig: How nice. [Coughs.] We should go and get ready for the wedding now. See you there, guys.
[Mr. Dig, Amber, and Mr. and Mrs. McGuire exit.]
Ethan: Did any of you have that dream?
Lizzie: Yeah, but it's kinda fuzzy...
Miranda: [Whispers to Lizzie.] I'm just happy Ethan likes me!
Gordo: I think we were supposed to follow him. [Takes Lizzie's hand.] Let's go.
[Lizzie, Gordo, Miranda, and Ethan exit.]
[Larry wakes.]
Larry: My next cue is most fair Pyramus! Kate? Claire? Veruca? Brooke? Martha? Dangit, they left me here! I had a weird dreeam. I should write a song with it. What a dream, what a dream...
[Larry exits.]
~~~~~
[Somewhere else in the park.]
Kate: Ugh, where is Larry? He was supposed to be here 5 minutes ago.
Martha: I haven't heard from him.
Claire: As much as I'd like to, we can't do this play without him.
Kate: He's the only one who knows all the lines!
[Enter Brooke.]
Brooke: Mr. Dig is coming soon, guys!
Claire: Oh my gosh, I am going to strangle that guy.
[Enter Larry.]
Larry: I'm heeeere!
Kate: Thank GOD! We were about to go find you and murder yuo.
Larry: Well, I had this weird dream...
Kate: No one cares, Larry.
Larry: Alrighty.
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[A/N: Oof, I didn't realize until yesterday that I hadn't typed this up. Because I wrote it a while ago.
This is probably the 2nd to last chapter. Yeppp, depressing, I know. But I'm finally finishing up a story! Happiness consumes me.
I wanted to finally let you know: I have a schedule on my directory listing of when and what I'm updating. Check it outtt, man. I've kept to it so far. I'm cool, yeppp.
Let me know what you think: please review. Thanks, buddy!]
