Melina: [Lying down.] Come, sit down upon this flowery bed, while I thy lovable cheeks do coy, and stick muskroses in your sleek smooth head, and your fair large ears, my gentle joy.

Larry: [Sits down.] Where's Laura?

Laura: [Runs to him.] Yes?

Larry: [Laughs.] Scratch my head. Where's Megan?

Megan: [Runs to him.] Yes?

Larry: Get me some fresh honey. From the comb!

Megan: Um, kay. [Walks away.]

Larry: Where's Brittany?

Brittany: [Runs in, panting.] Yes?

Larry: Join Laura in scratching my head. It feels rather itchy...and hairy...

Melina: Would you like to listen to some music, love?

Larry: Ah, I have a great ear for music. Break out the *N Sync! [Does funky dance moves.]

Melina: Uh, I was thinking more contemporary. But yours works, too!... [Puts on Tearin' Up My Heart.]

Larry: This is my favorite song! [Sings along.]

Melina: Oookay. What would you like to eat, dear?

Larry: I've suddenly got a craving for hay and oats!

Melina: ...Alrighty, then, I'll have Mackenzie get that for you.

Larry: Not now, though. I feel kinda slee--[Falls asleep.]

Melina: Oh, how I love thee! [Falls asleep, too.]

[Enter Matt and Lanny.]

Matt: [Points to Melina and Larry.] They sicken me.

Lanny: [Nods in agreement.]

Matt: I pity that girl. She gave me my RC back, you know. But I wanted to make her suffer some more.

Lanny: [Frowns.]

Matt: You're right, Lanny. This is getting boring.

Lanny: [Hands Matt the potion.]

Matt: [Bends down and anoints Melina's eyelids.] Be as you were, see as you did. Now, Melina, I wake you!

Melina: [Wakes up.] Matt! I had a dream that I loved an ass. Erm...a donkey.

Matt: You mean him? [Points to Larry.]

Melina: [Looks at Larry. Screams.]

Matt: I agree. Lanny, get the asshead off this kid. We've got to get home.

Lanny: [Pours the potion on the Larry's head. Larry's head turns back to normal.]

Matt: So...I'll take you up on that off now. [Grins.]

Melina: That was just to see if you'd actually do it. [Laughs and exits.]

Matt: [Stands in shock.]

Lanny: [Shrugs and exits.]

Matt: Hey, that's not cool at all. [Runs after them.]

~~~~~

[The next morning.]

[Enter Mr. Dig, Amber, and Mr. and Mrs. McGuire.]

Mrs. McGuire: [Cries.] WHERE'S MY BABIES?!?

Mr. Dig: This looks like a mighty fine place to wed. Don't you agree, Amber?

Amber: [Blows bubble.] Uh-huh.

Mr. McGuire: Mr. Dig, do you happen to know where our children went?

[Enter Matt, Melina, and Lanny.]

Matt: [Eating an apple.] Hey, dad. Hey, mom.

Mrs. McGuire: MATTHEW MCGUIRE! Where were you all night?!

Matt: No need for worry, mother. I was over Lanny's all night.

Mr. Dig: Anyone know who this is? [Points to body on ground.]

Mr. McGuire: It kinda looks like...

Melina: Lizzie.

Mrs. McGuire: [Points.] And there's Gordo.

Matt: And Miranda.

Mr. McGuire: And Ethan.

Melina: Wow, they are in sooo much trouble. [Grins.]

Mr. Dig: surely they came to celebrate May Day, no? And isn't today the day Lizzie is supposed to give her ansawer?

Mr. McGuire: Yep, so it is.

Mrs. McGuire: Who wants to wake them?

Matt: Ooh! Me! [Yells.] GET UP!

[All four fo them wake up, cranky.]

Mr. Dig: Ah, Mr. Gordon! I thought you despise Mr. Craft here. So why did you sleepin such proximity to him?

Matt: [Snickers.]

Gordo: I...don't remember how I got here. Well, Lizzie and I were gonna run away to Pennridge...

Mr. McGuire: You were that determined to be together?

Gordo: Well...yeah.

Mr. McGuire: That's kinda cute. [Sniffles.] If you and Lizzie wants to be together here, you have my consent.

[Lizzie and Gordo hug.]

Gordo: Thanks, Mr. McGuire.

Ethan: That's cool wit me. I like Miranda lot more, anyway.

Mr. Dig: How nice. [Coughs.] We should go and get ready for the wedding now. See you there, guys.

[Mr. Dig, Amber, and Mr. and Mrs. McGuire exit.]

Ethan: Did any of you have that dream?

Lizzie: Yeah, but it's kinda fuzzy...

Miranda: [Whispers to Lizzie.] I'm just happy Ethan likes me!

Gordo: I think we were supposed to follow him. [Takes Lizzie's hand.] Let's go.

[Lizzie, Gordo, Miranda, and Ethan exit.]

[Larry wakes.]

Larry: My next cue is most fair Pyramus! Kate? Claire? Veruca? Brooke? Martha? Dangit, they left me here! I had a weird dreeam. I should write a song with it. What a dream, what a dream...

[Larry exits.]

~~~~~

[Somewhere else in the park.]

Kate: Ugh, where is Larry? He was supposed to be here 5 minutes ago.

Martha: I haven't heard from him.

Claire: As much as I'd like to, we can't do this play without him.

Kate: He's the only one who knows all the lines!

[Enter Brooke.]

Brooke: Mr. Dig is coming soon, guys!

Claire: Oh my gosh, I am going to strangle that guy.

[Enter Larry.]

Larry: I'm heeeere!

Kate: Thank GOD! We were about to go find you and murder yuo.

Larry: Well, I had this weird dream...

Kate: No one cares, Larry.

Larry: Alrighty.

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[A/N: Oof, I didn't realize until yesterday that I hadn't typed this up. Because I wrote it a while ago.

This is probably the 2nd to last chapter. Yeppp, depressing, I know. But I'm finally finishing up a story! Happiness consumes me.

I wanted to finally let you know: I have a schedule on my directory listing of when and what I'm updating. Check it outtt, man. I've kept to it so far. I'm cool, yeppp.

Let me know what you think: please review. Thanks, buddy!]