Harry Potter and the Animal Regurgitation Parade
Chapter 2 – The mood is saddened
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Harry had just eaten his bird Hedwig, and now he was having second thoughts. 'Oh no, Scabbers can't fly. And…Hedwig was the only way I could get some when Minny was away. Crap, this SUCKS. I'm horny NOW. I must see Minny-Pookins at once.' And with that, Harry was storming down the Hogwarts halls yelling, "MINNY, WATCH OUT, YOUR FRY DADDY IS COMING!" Several people were starting to wonder about Harry. Mrs. Norris began to shout "HEY EVERYONE, HARRY IS DATING PROF-" Harry cut her off by stuffing her in his mouth. Then he ran some more. He burst into Minerva's office and there, on the scarlet satin sheets, were Professor McGonagall and none other than…ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, snogging away * AN: we're trying to sound British *. Harry then burst into tears. It was the first time anyone had ever seen Harry cry since…yesterday, when Neville ate his toast. "I HATE YOU ALL, DIE DIE DIE" Harry yelled. "HARRY POTTER, you must NEVER look at me in that tone of voice, young man." Minerva shouted, even though it was kind of muffled since Dumbledore was snogging her some more. "Yeah, well…" Harry cried, then pulled out Eloise, who was in his pocket. This was made possible BECAUSE Eloise was a legless child in the second dimension. "WATCH THIS!" Harry then shoved Eloise in his mouth and chomped down hard.
AN: Squirrels are really brave if you think about.
Ron has not really been in here that much, so here he is.
Ron walked into the Gryffindor common room and saw Harry sitting there crying. "Harry, what's wrong?!" Ron asked. Harry replied by screaming in agony. "HARRY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?" Ron repeated. "Oh, nothing." Harry said coolly while grinning. Then he started tittering uncontrollably. "Ron, let's run away together. We can live our lives as Mr. and Mrs. NotPotter. No one will ever know it is us!" "Harry, what's the matter with you? I'm dating Kim Possible, didn't you know?" Ron said, apologetically. "NNOOOOOO!" Harry screamed, then started crying, again. "Harry, pull yourself together, man! We're going into the forest after all. Got to have your wits about you." Ron shouted over the constant crying. "So it's true, what they were saying at dinner? Harry Potter is a homo?" Said a Malfoy-ish voice. Draco had popped out of Ron's stomach and was sneering at Harry. "Yes, so? Your point is…?" Harry said, looking confused. "WHOA, ME TOO!" Draco cried, then flung his arms around Harry. Wait, worms don't have arms. REWIND. Draco had popped out of Ron's stomach and magically transformed into himself, not a worm. Ok, back to where we left off. "Harry, we can run off and live our lives as Mr. and Mrs. NotMalfoy!" Draco sang out happily and then kissed Harry with a long, passionate kiss. Draco then said "So…what do you think?" Harry replied with…
MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. Oh wait, yes you will. Next chapter: 10:42 central standard time. DON'T MISS OUT. You'll be sorry.
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