Harry Potter and the Animal Regurgitation Parade: Chapter 3

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he said with intense agony. By this time Hermione was there too and she was naked cause she's a slut. She wanted some but all the guys were gay. So then they all washed each others hair with herbal essences and shouted "OOOHHH AHHHHHHH OOOH YYEESSS" and Dumbledore walked in and said "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS" and Harry put some shampoo in Dumbledores hair and said "What is the meaning of what, professor?" seductively. Everyone laughed and then Draco and Harry kissed passionately and then they all dropped dead from lack of cheese. THEN THEY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD WEARING CLOWN MAKEUP and said "TIKO TIKO TIKO" and someone said "wheres that bunny?" from way down yonder in the pa-pa patch. They all started eating eggs and saying how much they loved clowns. Then this girl named Kayni walks in and said "im a new student" and they killed her. OH JEZ. But then she came back to life and said "IM A MUGGLE AND IM PROUD I CAN FLOAT AND EAT SOME CLOUDS" and Harry said "Youre ugly" and she died again this time, it was final. Then Harry started to feel a little sick and getting dry heaves. he said "I IZ GETTING DRI HEEVES! I tihnnk im gonna puke up hedwig!!!!!!" then he did and hedwig said "I IZ So0o MAD AT YOU HARRY IC ANT BELIEVE YOU ATE ME!!!!!" and then hedwig said "EVERYONE PUKE NOW!" and they all puked up everyone they ever ate and had a parade and called it "harry potter and the animal regurgitation parade" and everyone lived happily ever after

THE END

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