I'LL WAIT A LIFETIME FOR YOU
BY: YUKARI
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FRUITS BASKET(WISH I DID THEN I WOULD BE RICH) IT BELONGS TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT. SO PLEASE DON'T TRY AND SUE ME………I ONLY DO THIS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND ONLY BECAUSE I WISH I WAS TOHRU!!!!
"Man I wish someone else would cook….I don't think I have anymore Pepto-Bismol!!!'' Yelled kyo.
"Boy you don't have to tell me that…..I think I have to see Hatori tomorrow because I have a bad case of hemorrhoids!'' sighed shigure.
"Stop complaining if only shigure wasn't so lazy and hire us a cook!!!!!'' Screamed yuki.
"Golly you guys know I have to interview all my applicants……we don't want some fat old woman do we????''
"Damn hentai!!!!!'' (shigure gets hit over the head and is sporting a big lump right now) yelled yuki and kyo.
Next day during breakfast kyo is in the bathroom emptying his stomach (shigure cooked) and yuki is having one of his panic attacks because the food was stuck in his throat (he tried to puck but the food got stuck in his throat hehehe). Shigure is on the phone with hatori (but its not about kyo or yuki).
"Come on Hatori you know you want me….so stop playing hard to get and come over!'' Said shigure.
"Stop playing games shigure……how come kyo and yuki aren't yelling at each other today?''
"Oopps I forgot to mention, yuki is having a panic attack and kyo is about to throw up his intestines!!!''
"Okay…..I'll come over.'' Sighed hatori.
While hatori is done checking up on yuki he goes to kyo with a vacuum like machine and shigure is laughing in the background.
"I really think its time for you to hire a cook shigure poor kids look weak.'' said hatori.
"What are you going to do with the vacuum….I don't think it's the right time to be cleaning up!!!!!!'' yelled kyo.
"No you idiot he's going to use the machine to pump out all the food in your stomach.'' said yuki
" Hey kyo guess where he's going to stick the pump into?'' laughed shigure.
"No way you have to be kidding right!!!!!!''
"Nope he's going to stick it up the sausage extractor!'' (hope you know what I mean).
"Get away from me Hatori!!'' Kyo is trying to run away but shigure holds him down.
"This is for you own good.'' said hatori and shigure.
After that you hear kyo scream to death and shigure is laughing madly while yuki just looks like (glad that's not me!). But his hope go down the drain when shigure looks at him with that evil gleam. But then all of the sudden the telephone rings.
"Hey yuki pick up the phone will you!!!'' said shigure
So yuki picks up the phone and what he hears on the other line shocks him.
"Hello, who is this?'' said yuki
"This is the goddess help line is kyo available?''
"I'm sorry but kyo is bust right now (looks over shoulder and still sees kyo being pumped to death) would you like to leave a message?"
"Oh no then that means I'm late!"
"Late for what?'' yelled yuki
"Well you see I'm a goddess and I have been assigned to kyo…….Oopps I almost forgot can you tell him tohru is on the way!!!''
After the goddess hangs up…….flying down to save the day.
Hope you guys enjoy this story……any comment is appreciated!!!!! Thanks
