I'LL WAIT A LIFETIME FOR YOU

BY:YUKARI

DISCLAIMER:I THINK YOU GUYS ALREADY KNOW I DON'T OWN FRUITS BASKET BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!

TO KIARIYURI: THANKYOU SO VERY MUCH. IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ACTUALLY REVIEWED IT. I APPRECIATE THE COMMENT AND I WILL TRY AND MAKE SURE MY STORIES MAKE SENSE IN THE FUTURE.

CHAPTER 2

Kyo is still being pumped to death (poor kitty) and Shigure is laughing wildly because he sees Kyo in pain. Hatori is silent but I know he wishes he could kill Shigure for being such an immature freak at this moment!!! Yuki is of course silently enjoying kyo's scream and hopes this will go on forever!

"I don't even know why your screaming Kyo.'' "You should get use to this kind of treatment since you are gay!!'' said Shigure.

"What the hell are you talking about……..and why did you call me gay, you dumbass??????''

"Seeing as how your not interested in girls, I just thought you liked boys.''

"You're so stupid is that what you use your big head for……..thinking about nasty stuff about me?'' "You know the reason why I don't get close to girls!''

"Not really (I swear, Shigure really is a dumbass!!) but since you always want to fight with yuki…….I just thought maybe you have a crush on him!'' "You know how the saying goes…….''

"And what do they say?''

"You can't help wanting to be close to the one you love!!!''

This of course made Yuki and Kyo pick up bats (I don't know where they got the bats from…….this is an anime for Christ sakes!!!!) to hit Shigure with. While taking turns hitting the Shigure piñata , the doorbell rings. Hatori pulls the pump out of Kyo's butt (but Kyo doesn't notice because he is getting a major high beating up Shigure) and proceeds towards the door and what he sees shocks him. This of course gets everyone's attention except Kyo's because he still hitting Shigure.

"Kyo you got a guest, and please stop hitting Shigure, I feel bad for him already.'' said Hatori.

"Who would want to visit this baka here??????'' asked Yuki.

"Maybe it's a boy that has the hots for him!!!!! Reasoned Shigure.

"Stay out of my business and stop saying that I'm gay (bops Shigure in the head)!!!!!'' yelled Kyo.

"My boy we just follow reason…….here is my hypothesis If Kyo does not like girls then he must like boys.'' said Shigure.

"Please everyone just stop arguing, remember our guest.'' said Hatori.

Everyone's attention goes to the guest and which course follows a gasps from Shigure and a stunned silence Yuki and Kyo. The guest happens to be a beautiful girl with shiny chocolate brown hair, deep aqua blue eyes, juicy red glossy lips, and creamy satiny skin. She is wearing a pink kimono embroidered with sakura blossoms. The girl turns a peachy red because of looks that see received. She then walks up to Kyo and gives him a tight hug. But guess what he didn't turn into a cat.

"Oh I'm so happy to meet you Kyo……….my name is tohru and I'm here to help you!!!!!!'' said Tohru (she has a big goofy grin on).

"How come your not speaking……….are you not happy with me?''

"Tohru-san Kyo doesn't want to be mean and all but he's not the type to like girls!!!'' "What I'm trying to say is he likes boys!!!!'' "O yeah how come Kyo didn't change?'' asked Shigure.

Before see could answer Shigure was kicked out of the house and Kyo being his rude self and said "Who the hell are you?''

"Didn't you get my message (Tohru has tears forming in her eyes) that I left for you?'' asked Tohru.

"What damn message (then everyone remembers that Yuki picked up the phone). Hey you prissy girl how come you didn't tell me?'' screamed Kyo.

"Do I look like your slave you freak?'' yelled Yuki.

Kyo grabs yuki's neck and tries to strangle him but Yuki who is faster and better then him punches him in the face. Before an execution could occur Tohru jumps in the middle and tries to separate them. Seeing how see is cute and all they stop.

"Please everyone just stop fighting……….please let me explain why I'm here.'' said Tohru. "You see I was sent by god to help ease Kyo's suffering in this world and it is my duty to make him happy!!!! "I take my job seriously but since this is a big job two other goddesses will be joining me, so please don't be scared if two other girls show up.''

"Oh yeah you can help ease Kyo's suffering alright!'' advised Shigure.

(of course since Tohru is naïve and gullible she does not hear the sarcastic note in his voice.) "How can I help him, please tell me!!!!!!'' asked Tohru.

"Okay well you see sometimes Kyo has muscle spasms and it pains him……..so if he does have one of those spasms you should be a good goddess and help massage away the pain!!'' said Shigure seriously.

"Where do his spasms occur?'' asked Tohru.

"It occurs around his stomach area so if you see anything pop just work your hand magic…..okay!!'' said Shigure.

"Thanks for the advise Shigure!'' said Tohru. "I promise to take care of his spasm. It is the duty of all goddesses to ease her subjects pain!!!!!''

Looking on Hatori, Yuki, And Kyo all have blank faces and cant believe what just passed. They just hope this wont be a daily occurrence. But to bad……..the day just gets worst.

"Um Kyo I'm sorry to be rude and all but I think you should put on some pants you might catch a cold.'' laughed Tohru. Kyo hurries up and puts on his pants while sporting a tomato face.

"So Tohru will you visit Kyo everyday…?'' asked Shigure.

"Um ………… no actually I'm here to live with you.'' said Tohru sighing.

Everyone moans and groans because they can foresee the future. But Shigure is happy as heck and can't believe his luck. Then he drags Tohru upstairs to her room and tells her something that makes her happy.

"We are going to have such fun Tohru…I cant believe my luck. I actually got a goddess living with me yippee!!!!!!!!!'' cheered Shigure.

Of course Tohru didn't understand as always but she was happy anyways. "I hope our future life will be happy!''