I'LL WAIT A LIFETIME FOR YOU

BY:YUKARI

CHAPTER 3

"I'm so hungry !" complained Shigure who was holding his grumbling stomach.

GRRRUMMBUMMCRACK CRACK (that's a grumble sound) PUUT PUUT PUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!! Shigure let out a big wet fart right in Kyo's face when Kyo walked in the kitchen. Kyo's face turned nasty green and he started gasping for air.

"Damn it Shigure why did you have to fart for?" Yelled Kyo who was squeezing his nose and searching for clean air because the smell was rancid like rotten eggs. He would of beat up the living hell out of Shigure if he at the moment didn't fell like vomiting . He was starting to feel light head and all of a sudden started to stagger out into the living room. Why must I live like this……God must really hate today!! First a dumb goddess and now being farted on. Jesus Christ I can't get the smell out!!!!!

"What is that horrible smell?" asked Yuki who just started walking down the stairs. Tohru was following Yuki, because he wanted to show here where the kitchen was.

"When and why did you go upstairs ?" yelled Kyo who was pretty annoyed with Yuki . He thinks he can take care of everyone! Piece of shit……..he doesn't think I can take care of Tohru. Even though she's suppose to be taking care of me!! Kyo bitterly thought. They think I can't do anything right!!!

"I thought Shigure was taking to long up there and I went up there 30 minutes ago!!!" "You should take care of your guest before taking care of your stomach!" "If I didn't go and investigate……..Tohru would have been mauled !" yelled Yuki who was pretty pissed since Kyo got such a pretty goddess and he didn't. He doesn't deserve Tohru. With this thought her looked behind his shoulder and smiled a princely smile for Tohru. This made Tohru blush.

"Can't you for once shut up……..I'm sick of hearing anything coming from your mouth!!" screamed Kyo who was damn mad because Yuki was picking a fight with him when he felt so darn sick at the moment. Damn coward has to fight with me when I'm sick.

"Stupid coward……..you only pick fights with the weak and hungry huh?" teased Kyo who had this malicious look on his face.

"You idiot I would never waste my time on you!" stated Yuki , as if it was a fact. With this done and said Yuki beat the living hell out of Kyo. After he was done stomping on Kyo, Yuki left without directing Tohru to the kitchen! Tohru goes to Kyo and tries to comfort him….but it's useless, because Tohru is only making it worse!

" Ooww, can't you watch where your touching?" yelled Kyo.

"I'm so sorry I just wanted to help you!" said Tohru who was started to cry because she thought she was useless and a burden to Kyo.

" Waaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm so sorry Kyo is there anything I can do for you?" asked Tohru who was inching closer to Kyo so she could hear the answer. Before he could answer she heard a stomach grumble……….Kyo's stomach.

"Oh my god!! You must be hungry! I'm such a bad goddess…I'll be right back!" said Tohru who started to look for the kitchen. She looked everywhere even upstairs.

"Hey dumbass the kitchen is right there." yelled Kyo pointing behind his shoulder to the kitchen.

"Oh Kyo when I looked in there I thought that was a garbage dump! I didn't know it was a kitchen!" said Tohru who was excited because now she has a chance to show Kyo she could help.

"I'll be right back just give me a minute okay!" yelled Tohru excitedly . When she walked in the kitchen she saw Shigure picking through the trash like a hungry dog. Actually he was a dog…..I guess he must have been so hungry he turned into his animal form. He heard Shigure whimper in hunger pains.

"Oh poochie………don't worry I promise to make something really good for you to eat!" exclaimed Tohru who petted Shigure head and started to work.

Wow was it a lot of work. She started to clean the dishes and when she started to put the dishes she saw cobwebs in the cupboards. So after dishes she cleaned the cupboard. When she was finished cleaning the cupboard she walked past the garbage can and saw a rice cooker there. So she started to fix the rice cooker. After many hours of cleaning and fixing the kitchen she started to cook. She made miso, ox tail, and tom yum (Thai hot and sour soup) soup. She then prepared barbequed chicken, fried salmon stuffed with herbs, steaks, and roasted pork spare ribs. Last was the vegetables…she cooked every combination possible.

"Okay everyone food is ready!" yelled Tohru who was excited. She then patted Shigure's head and wished everything was to everyone's liking. Everyone filed in the kitchen and what they saw on the table shocked and amazed them. They were then shoved back to reality when Shigure's stomach growl.

"Okay guys dig in!" yelled Tohru who banged her chopsticks . When she looked up to the table she saw the souma family eat with lightening speed. Wow I must cook good thought Tohru. I'm happy! Then she saw Kyo wasn't eating.

"Kyo how come you're not eating?" asked Tohru. I must not have cooked to his liking. She then had tear pools on the corner of her eyes.

"You made Tohru cry you freak!" yelled Yuki who was about to throw a punch at him.

"K…….I…….S…..S………I……..N…….G FIRST COME LOVE THEN COME MARRIAGE, OW THAT HURT ……….STOP BEING MEAN!" yelled Shigure who was then knocked dead (just joking)!

"I wish I had Tylenol." sighed Hatori.

"Everyone stop fighting did I do something wrong?" cried Tohru.

"Please don't cry Tohru!" said Yuki who was wiping away her tears.

"Stop sucking up to her!" yelled Kyo who then tried to hit Yuki's hand away from Tohru's face. Instead he hit Tohru in the face.

* DING DONG DING DONG*

"I'll get the door." sighed Hatori. He answered the door and what he saw scared him.

"Let us through Hatori !" warned hana and Uo chan. They walk into the house and announce themselves.

"Tohru get your little but out here!" yelled Uo chan.

"Uo and Hana chan what are you doing here?" asked Tohru who was puzzled at the turn of events.

"God sent us here early to help out and we're here to stay. Warned Hana who started shooting bolts of lightening at the soumas so that they couldn't refuse.

"We are going to have so much fun!" yelled Tohru who was darn excited to have her friends here.

HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS STORY. I'M GOING TO TAKEA SHORT BREAK FROM FURUBA SO THAT I CAN STARTA PEACH GIRL FICTION. HOPE YOU GUYS CHECK OUT MY PEACH GIRL FIC, WHEN IT COMES OUT! =)