Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh *sobs*. This idea came to me in the grocery store, so if there is anything else like it out there, I apologize and can sincerly say I didn't know. This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh Humor fic, so be kind. No Flames, and please R &R. Thanks!!! ^_^

Authors Note: In this fic, unlike most of my others, I use Bakura's first and last name interchangebly. Which means both Ryou and Bakura are the light (Yami Bakura makes no appearance in this story, sorry). Also, I know in real Drivers Ed cars there is a passenger side brake, but for the sake of this story, there isn't. Ummm..

*pokes Yami Shadow*...lets see here, anything else?

Yami Shadow: *after glancing at the page* You forgot to talk about Kaiba.

Shadow: Oh yeah! Okay, and you guys, I will mostly use Kaiba for Seto in this story, just because it is used most often in the anime.



Chapter One: Joey's Turn to Drive

"Oh wow you guys, I can't wait to start driving," said Bakura happily as he, Joey, and Yugi walked to their Driver's Education class. (a/n: Drivers Education is referred to as Driver's Ed from now on.)

"I hope we get to pick our own car-buddies," Yugi contributed. "That way I won't fill dumb messing up in front of someone I don't know."

Joey waved his hand in the air dismisivly. "Nah, don't worry 'bout it Yug's. I heard dis drivin things a piece a cake. I jus hope Kaiba sees me drivin. he thinks hes da only one ta drive? Well, I''l show dat jerk."

*****The Range: Later*****

The Driving Instructor was calling the names on the students driving cards in the order that they would get into their cars. "Motou, Wheeler, Bakura: Get in Car 4." He pointed to a little red sports car in the corner of the lot.

"Alright!!!" Joey grinned happily. "We gotta car together!"

"Yeah, talk about luck!" Yugi smiled as he and Ryou climbed into the back seat. They had decided earlier that if they managed to get a car together Joey would be the one to go first. He seemed the least nervous and to know the most about driving outta the three of them.

"Alright," their instructor said to Joey, after climbing into the front passengers seat. "Let's get this thing started, okay?"

Joey grinned. "Sure thing." He pushed his foot on the accelerator.....and nothing happened. He tried it again, and they STILL went absolutly nowhere. He pushed harder, and glanced out he window as a snail passed their immobile car. "What gives?" Joey grumbled to himself, not sure of why they weren't moving.

Yugi cleared his throat from behind Joey's seat, leaned foward, and told him, "Umm, Joey? You kinda have to turn on the car first."

*Sweatdrop* Joey laughed it off with, "Heh-heh, Oh yeah. I forgot about dat." He turned the key and pressed the accelarator once more. And whaddaya know? Still nothing happened. Another sweatdrop for poor Joey. he leaned back nervously till his head was close to Yugi's and asked, "Now what man?"

"This is going to be a long day," the instructor mumbled. Then, in a louder voice, "Joseph, you shift the car into drive and then SLOWLY advance. Remember what they told you in class?"

***Flashback : Class Earlier***

Joey is currently sleeping on his desk with his arms crossed and drooling slightly. Ryou is busy taking notes, and Yugi is working on dueling strategies of some sort. The teacher is going over how to start the car properly without getting into an accident, and what happens if you don't.

***End Flashback***

Joey laughed a little to cover up his embarassment. "Yah, I remember." Joey shifted the car into Drive, and then jerkily pulled foward and began to drive away. Unfortunatly for the Driving Instructor, just as Joey was pulling out of the Parking Lot, he saw Kaiba Drving in his green jeep along the road next to him. (a/n: I dunno what kinda car Kaiba drives, but I think this one suits him well.)

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Shadow: Okay, so what do you guys think so far? I still have to finish Joeys turn and then get on to Yugi and Bakura....

Yami: And Be kind when reviewing my aibou, or suffer the consequences!

Shadow: See ya later!

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