Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh *sobs*. This idea came to me in the
grocery store, so if there is anything else like it out there, I apologize
and can sincerly say I didn't know. This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh Humor fic,
so be kind. No Flames, and please R &R. Thanks!!! ^_^
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Chapter Two: Joey's Turn Part Two
Seto Kaiba rolled to a stop at the red light up ahead. Turning his head a little to adjust the radio station, he saw Jowy driving the cheap Driver's Ed car next to him. Smirking, he rolled down the window facing Joey and said tauntingly, "Poor little puppy dog. Can't even drive on his own. What will we do with you Joey? I always knew you were pathetic when it came to Dual Monsters, but I never knew you were just as bad at everything else."
Joey's fingers turned white from clutching the steering wheel so tight. Finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore. "Kaiba, you jerk! I'll show ya!"
"Joseph, don't let him bother you," the instructor warned him. "Now, I want you to take a right turn right here as soon as the light turns, alright?" (a/n: for the sake of the story lets say that there was a no turn on red sign at the light.)
But it was too late to reason with Joey. He was ready and rearin to go the minute the light turned green. And turn the light did, but not Joey. Seeing that Laiba was going straight, he rocketed forward.
"Joey! What are you doing?!" Came the startled cries of the other passengers.
"Teachin dat creep a lesson," he told em through gritted teeth. He held the pedal to the metal, and sped past Kaiba as if he were a turtle. (Yami Shadow: I dunno...I've seen some turtles go pretty fast before. Shadow: shuddap! You're not helping me ya know! Yami: -_-)
"What the...?" Kaiba asked, not so much suprised at Joey's antics but at the fact that he was doing it with others in the car. "Well, if that's the way he wants it..." And VROOOM! Off went Kaiba. He managed to catch up with Joey as they both were forced to stop at the red light.
"Joesph, SLOW DOWN!" His instructor yelled at him, eyes nearly popping out of thier sockets.
The only response he got from Joey was, "Stupid red light, lettin Kaiba catcha upta me." Joey glanced out the window at Kaiba, and he saw the laughing expression on the young millionaires face. They each revved their engines as they waited for the light to change, challenging eachother as they did so.
*Green Light* SCREEECHH!!! And the two boys shot ahead of the stop line, going at least 70mph. They were neck and neck, going faster and faster UNTIL...."Darnit, Another Light!!!" And SLAM went the brakes at the red. The instructor had gone blue in the face from yelling at Joey to stop and pull off of the road.
And so it went on like this for two or more lights (a/n: All those lights were red, too mind you. Yami: They must have the worst luck ever Shadow: this is why I carry a rabbits foot on my keys! ^-^ ), until at the fifth one, Kaiba realized that he was late for an important meeting. Rolling down the window at the red, Kaiba yelled to Joey, "Well, that was a great waste of time and all, but I have better things to do than waste it racing a disobedient puppy-dog like you." (shadow: ouch! *winces*) Green went the light, and before Joey had time to figure out what was happening, Kaiba had turned left and he had bolted forward.
It was then that Joey FINALLY noticed the instructors frantic screams to, "PULL OVER!!! PULL OVER!!! FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, PULL OVER!!!"
Joey scanned the streets for a good place to stop, but could only find drive-ways. "Where?" he asked the teacher. "There ain't no good spots."
"ANYWHERE! I don't care where you stop, just get off the road RIGHT NOW!" He calmed down slightly, (and I do mean SLIGHTLY) when he realized that Joey was finally aknowledging him.
Joey did as he was told (more liked screamed) and pulled over along the right curb between two driveways, running over the curb and grinding the gears in the process. When the car was parked, he turned to the instructor and said, " Now what?" with that big dopey grin of his. (a/n: Teehee....cute clueless grin....)
"GET OUT OF THE DRIVERS SEAT! NOW!" He yelled as loud as possible, hoping to scream some sense into the boy. Joey shrugged and as he got out, he heard the instructor say," Who's next? ANYONE has to be better than THAT!" (Shadow: *sniffs* poor joey )
"Geez, he don't gotta be so loud. I wonder what got up his rear end?" He complained to/asked Yugi, as the two switched seats.
Yugi had a giant sweatdrop, and said, "Well, Uh, Joey, Uh..." He plopped down into the driver's seat and began to scootch the seat up (WAYYY Up) so that his feet could reach the pedals. he tried to think of what he was gonna say to Joey, but gave up, and decided to adjust his mirrors instead.
Fortunatly for Yugi, Joey was no longer expecting an answer from him. He had opened up the back door and was climbing in. As he slid into Yugi's seat, he leaned down, and obliviously asked Bakura, "So, how did I do?" Ryou just sweatdropped and chuckled nervously.
Shadow: So what did ya guys think? Teehee....next I get to do Yugi's turn....this'll be a lot of fun to write. *devious smile and wicked laughter....hacks a bit and recovers from bout of evil laughing* So anywho, R&R as usual, and no flames please. Thanks! ***************************************************************************
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Chapter Two: Joey's Turn Part Two
Seto Kaiba rolled to a stop at the red light up ahead. Turning his head a little to adjust the radio station, he saw Jowy driving the cheap Driver's Ed car next to him. Smirking, he rolled down the window facing Joey and said tauntingly, "Poor little puppy dog. Can't even drive on his own. What will we do with you Joey? I always knew you were pathetic when it came to Dual Monsters, but I never knew you were just as bad at everything else."
Joey's fingers turned white from clutching the steering wheel so tight. Finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore. "Kaiba, you jerk! I'll show ya!"
"Joseph, don't let him bother you," the instructor warned him. "Now, I want you to take a right turn right here as soon as the light turns, alright?" (a/n: for the sake of the story lets say that there was a no turn on red sign at the light.)
But it was too late to reason with Joey. He was ready and rearin to go the minute the light turned green. And turn the light did, but not Joey. Seeing that Laiba was going straight, he rocketed forward.
"Joey! What are you doing?!" Came the startled cries of the other passengers.
"Teachin dat creep a lesson," he told em through gritted teeth. He held the pedal to the metal, and sped past Kaiba as if he were a turtle. (Yami Shadow: I dunno...I've seen some turtles go pretty fast before. Shadow: shuddap! You're not helping me ya know! Yami: -_-)
"What the...?" Kaiba asked, not so much suprised at Joey's antics but at the fact that he was doing it with others in the car. "Well, if that's the way he wants it..." And VROOOM! Off went Kaiba. He managed to catch up with Joey as they both were forced to stop at the red light.
"Joesph, SLOW DOWN!" His instructor yelled at him, eyes nearly popping out of thier sockets.
The only response he got from Joey was, "Stupid red light, lettin Kaiba catcha upta me." Joey glanced out the window at Kaiba, and he saw the laughing expression on the young millionaires face. They each revved their engines as they waited for the light to change, challenging eachother as they did so.
*Green Light* SCREEECHH!!! And the two boys shot ahead of the stop line, going at least 70mph. They were neck and neck, going faster and faster UNTIL...."Darnit, Another Light!!!" And SLAM went the brakes at the red. The instructor had gone blue in the face from yelling at Joey to stop and pull off of the road.
And so it went on like this for two or more lights (a/n: All those lights were red, too mind you. Yami: They must have the worst luck ever Shadow: this is why I carry a rabbits foot on my keys! ^-^ ), until at the fifth one, Kaiba realized that he was late for an important meeting. Rolling down the window at the red, Kaiba yelled to Joey, "Well, that was a great waste of time and all, but I have better things to do than waste it racing a disobedient puppy-dog like you." (shadow: ouch! *winces*) Green went the light, and before Joey had time to figure out what was happening, Kaiba had turned left and he had bolted forward.
It was then that Joey FINALLY noticed the instructors frantic screams to, "PULL OVER!!! PULL OVER!!! FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, PULL OVER!!!"
Joey scanned the streets for a good place to stop, but could only find drive-ways. "Where?" he asked the teacher. "There ain't no good spots."
"ANYWHERE! I don't care where you stop, just get off the road RIGHT NOW!" He calmed down slightly, (and I do mean SLIGHTLY) when he realized that Joey was finally aknowledging him.
Joey did as he was told (more liked screamed) and pulled over along the right curb between two driveways, running over the curb and grinding the gears in the process. When the car was parked, he turned to the instructor and said, " Now what?" with that big dopey grin of his. (a/n: Teehee....cute clueless grin....)
"GET OUT OF THE DRIVERS SEAT! NOW!" He yelled as loud as possible, hoping to scream some sense into the boy. Joey shrugged and as he got out, he heard the instructor say," Who's next? ANYONE has to be better than THAT!" (Shadow: *sniffs* poor joey )
"Geez, he don't gotta be so loud. I wonder what got up his rear end?" He complained to/asked Yugi, as the two switched seats.
Yugi had a giant sweatdrop, and said, "Well, Uh, Joey, Uh..." He plopped down into the driver's seat and began to scootch the seat up (WAYYY Up) so that his feet could reach the pedals. he tried to think of what he was gonna say to Joey, but gave up, and decided to adjust his mirrors instead.
Fortunatly for Yugi, Joey was no longer expecting an answer from him. He had opened up the back door and was climbing in. As he slid into Yugi's seat, he leaned down, and obliviously asked Bakura, "So, how did I do?" Ryou just sweatdropped and chuckled nervously.
Shadow: So what did ya guys think? Teehee....next I get to do Yugi's turn....this'll be a lot of fun to write. *devious smile and wicked laughter....hacks a bit and recovers from bout of evil laughing* So anywho, R&R as usual, and no flames please. Thanks! ***************************************************************************
