Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh *sobs*. This idea came to me in the
grocery store, so if there is anything else like it out there, I apologize
and can sincerely say I didn't know. This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh Humor fic,
so be kind. No Flames, and please R &R. Thanks!!! ^_^
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Chapter Three: Yugi's Dueling Adventures
Yugi had been driving fairly well (for someone who payed no attention in class), for about a mile now. "There will be an intersection with a four way stop about three blocks ahead," The driver instructor warned him. He said it in what appeared to be a calm voice, as well, his blood pressure (and risk of a heart attack) having gone down significantly. Joey still had no idea what exactly he had done wrong earlier, but he seemed perfectly contented to sit in the back and make silly comments on Yugi's Driving.
"Okay," Yugi responded, glancing in his inside rear-view mirror as he did so. He glanced at the road, over at the instructor, and then back again. "So, er, what exactly do I do?"
The instructor sighed, but tried to stay patient. "Well, what did they tell you in class?"
***Flashback***
Joey was still konked out on his desk, snoring away, while Bakura sat beside him studiously taking notes. Yugi was also scribbling on his paper, but not anything about driving. Instead, he was making a list of the pros and cons of going on a diving expedition to retrieve his other three pieces of Exodia. He was also having a discussion over his mind-link with Yami about whether it would cost less to rent the diving equipment then to just go out and buy a new set of Exodia pieces.
***End Flashback***
"Umm...I don't remember it all...exactly...umm...well...why don't you tell me?" Yugi blushed deeply, mentally giving himself a good kick for not paying attention in class.
Flustered, the instructor explained how if someone arrives first, they go ahead, if 2-3 people arrive at the same time, the one on the right, and four people it's whoever takes the initiative. By the time they had finished enlightening Yugi, they had reached the four way stop. And what do you know, four drivers got there at once.
"Yu-Gi-Oh!" Yugi called out and went into a full-blown Yami transformation, complete with the theme music. Without so much as stopping the car, Yami Yugi had his safety belt off and, ignoring the instructors' demands to know what he was doing, was out the car door. "I'm going to take the initiative," he yelled back to the car, pulling his Dual Monsters deck out of his pocket. "I'll dual them all to see who will go first." a/n: well duh! Why did the instructor ask about something ever so obvious?
While Bakura and the instructor were busy panicking about the fact that the car was rolling backwards, Joey yelled, "Oh Boy," and hopped outta the car after his best friend. Yugi was presently knocking on a black Jetta's passenger window, waving his deck at the driver. He had just finished challenging the poor driver when Joey grabbed him from behind. "Come on now buddy, back to da car wi ya."
The instructor had to put on the parking break to keep from hitting the car in back of them. Yami had gone back to hi soul chamber once Yugi had gotten into the front seat. "Oops," he said, a little embarrassed at having run out so quickly.
By now the intersection had cleared, so Yugi shot through it and started down the street. "Pull...into...that...driveway...there," gasped the instructor, panting slightly as he tried to regain his breathe, having had a panic attack just moments ago.
"Guess I got a little carried away there," Yugi said sheepishly to Joey, as he and Bakura switched seats.
"Nah, what are ya talkin about? I think ya did great!" Joey said whole- heartedly, giving Yugi a thumbs up and then a slap on the back.
"You don't think he got too upset about the dueling thing?" Yugi questioned his friend, still slightly concerned about his performance.
"No way mean, I bet he didn't even notice!" Joey reassured him, totally believing what he was saying.
"Okay, good, I was worried there," Yugi responded, smiling, and perking back up to normal Yugi cheeriness.
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Authors Notes: Okay, well, there ya go. Sorry it took me so long to do another chapter. I had Open Heart a little while ago, so I have just recently had enough time to get back to fan fiction writing. Anywho, hope you enjoyed the chapter, and please read and review. I promise not to make you guys wait so long for the next chapter!
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Chapter Three: Yugi's Dueling Adventures
Yugi had been driving fairly well (for someone who payed no attention in class), for about a mile now. "There will be an intersection with a four way stop about three blocks ahead," The driver instructor warned him. He said it in what appeared to be a calm voice, as well, his blood pressure (and risk of a heart attack) having gone down significantly. Joey still had no idea what exactly he had done wrong earlier, but he seemed perfectly contented to sit in the back and make silly comments on Yugi's Driving.
"Okay," Yugi responded, glancing in his inside rear-view mirror as he did so. He glanced at the road, over at the instructor, and then back again. "So, er, what exactly do I do?"
The instructor sighed, but tried to stay patient. "Well, what did they tell you in class?"
***Flashback***
Joey was still konked out on his desk, snoring away, while Bakura sat beside him studiously taking notes. Yugi was also scribbling on his paper, but not anything about driving. Instead, he was making a list of the pros and cons of going on a diving expedition to retrieve his other three pieces of Exodia. He was also having a discussion over his mind-link with Yami about whether it would cost less to rent the diving equipment then to just go out and buy a new set of Exodia pieces.
***End Flashback***
"Umm...I don't remember it all...exactly...umm...well...why don't you tell me?" Yugi blushed deeply, mentally giving himself a good kick for not paying attention in class.
Flustered, the instructor explained how if someone arrives first, they go ahead, if 2-3 people arrive at the same time, the one on the right, and four people it's whoever takes the initiative. By the time they had finished enlightening Yugi, they had reached the four way stop. And what do you know, four drivers got there at once.
"Yu-Gi-Oh!" Yugi called out and went into a full-blown Yami transformation, complete with the theme music. Without so much as stopping the car, Yami Yugi had his safety belt off and, ignoring the instructors' demands to know what he was doing, was out the car door. "I'm going to take the initiative," he yelled back to the car, pulling his Dual Monsters deck out of his pocket. "I'll dual them all to see who will go first." a/n: well duh! Why did the instructor ask about something ever so obvious?
While Bakura and the instructor were busy panicking about the fact that the car was rolling backwards, Joey yelled, "Oh Boy," and hopped outta the car after his best friend. Yugi was presently knocking on a black Jetta's passenger window, waving his deck at the driver. He had just finished challenging the poor driver when Joey grabbed him from behind. "Come on now buddy, back to da car wi ya."
The instructor had to put on the parking break to keep from hitting the car in back of them. Yami had gone back to hi soul chamber once Yugi had gotten into the front seat. "Oops," he said, a little embarrassed at having run out so quickly.
By now the intersection had cleared, so Yugi shot through it and started down the street. "Pull...into...that...driveway...there," gasped the instructor, panting slightly as he tried to regain his breathe, having had a panic attack just moments ago.
"Guess I got a little carried away there," Yugi said sheepishly to Joey, as he and Bakura switched seats.
"Nah, what are ya talkin about? I think ya did great!" Joey said whole- heartedly, giving Yugi a thumbs up and then a slap on the back.
"You don't think he got too upset about the dueling thing?" Yugi questioned his friend, still slightly concerned about his performance.
"No way mean, I bet he didn't even notice!" Joey reassured him, totally believing what he was saying.
"Okay, good, I was worried there," Yugi responded, smiling, and perking back up to normal Yugi cheeriness.
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Authors Notes: Okay, well, there ya go. Sorry it took me so long to do another chapter. I had Open Heart a little while ago, so I have just recently had enough time to get back to fan fiction writing. Anywho, hope you enjoyed the chapter, and please read and review. I promise not to make you guys wait so long for the next chapter!
