Title: The One With The Flashfoward
Chapter Two

Disclaimer: I do not own Friends or the characters I own the new characters and actually only a few of the jokes.

A/N: Okay, in my other fics, I have names for the chapters, but these don't have names, and I just thought I'd tell you, cause names wouldn't work good here. Anyway, on with the show! (did I say that last time or am I crazy?)



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Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting in his chair watching Baywatch. Chandler comes in.

Chandler: Hey, Joe.

Joey: (not looking up) Hey.

Chandler: Ooh, Baywatch! I haven't seen this since, like, the last time I came over to watch it.

Joey: Shhh!

Chandler: Ohh, are they running?

Joey:(doing that nodding thing he does so well) Oh, yeah!

Chandler: Cool! (He pulls up a stool. They watch in silence for a few minutes.)So, do you think we should get another duck?

Joey looks at him, surprised.



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Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch. They don't talk for a minute. Then Monica turns to face Rachel.

Monica: So, Rachel. (pause) Um. (clears her throat) That Chandler sure is crazy isn't he?

Rachel: Oh, yeah!

They laugh about that for a minute. Then they both sigh and there is an awkward pause. The phone rings.

Monica: Thank God! (answers it) Hello?(pause)Phoebe? Is that you?(pause)Where are you?(listens. to Rachel) She's coming back from the airport. (in the phone) What are you doing there?(listens. to Rachel) She said David was supposed to come home today. He wasn't on the flight.

Rachel: Why not?

Monica: (to Phoebe) Why not?(listens. to Rachel) She doesn't know. (in phone) Phoebe, you're breaking up. Speak louder. (pause) Phoebe--Phoebe, I still can't hear you.

Phoebe: (Outside door) I'll be at your apartment in a minute!!!!!

Rachel opens door revealing Phoebe on a cell-phone

Phoebe: Oh, how did you know I was here? (looks at her cell-phone) Oh, OH!! I see!



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Scene: Joey's.

Joey: What was that?

Chandler: Do you think we should get another duck? Or a chick. We could get a chick, too, I guess. (shrugs)

Joey: Why? Why would we get a duck?

Chandler: Well, I was just thinking. You know, it's been like, what, fourteen, fifteen years since we had the chick and duck. Maybe we should get another one. Or two.

Joey: But, you don't live with me anymore.

Chandler: Well, why not? I want another chick and duck!!

Joey: I think maybe you should ask Monica about that.

Chandler: Monica? It's Monica! Why would she want something that makes messes?

Joey: Yeah, I guess so.

They both settle in to watch more Baywatch



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Scene: Monica and Chandler's. All three girls are sitting around the kitchen table.

Monica: So, Phoebe, how are things going with David?

Phoebe: Oh, pretty wall. He might be coming back from Minsk soon!

Rachel: Really? You know, I thought he was only supposed to be there for three years.

Monica: Yeah, wasn't that like twenty years ago?

Phoebe: Yeah.

Rachel: And...?

Phoebe: Well, it's just, well, okay. Both of you are married and have kids.

Monica: Yeah...

Phoebe: And I've been going out with losers for years and can't find anyone. I mean, things are going good with David, I just don't see a future. And my biological clock is ticking, you know?

Rachel: Yeah, but what about Joey? Wasn't he your backup?

Phoebe leans back in her chair and rubs her chin in a thoughtful way

Phoebe: Hmmm. Joey.