Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh *sobs*. This idea came to me in the
grocery store, so if there is anything else like it out there, I apologize
and can sincerely say I didn't know. This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh Humor fic,
so be kind. ^_^
Authors Note: Oh, and I use Bakura a lot in here instead of Ryou, just
because its used more in the show. So don't think I mean Yami Bakura when I
say it, cause I don't. Thanks. And Review it does a body good! All flames
will be used to fuel my fireplace :: complains about darn winter weather::.
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Chapter Four: Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Bakura drove cautiously, about 5 miles under the speed limit, until he came to the corner, at a green light. He then slowed down dramatically, and began to chug along at about 15 mph under the minimum speed.
"What are you doing? Why on earth are you going so slow?" The instructor quizzed him. "Don't you remember what minimum speed limit means?" a/n: and at this point you wonder why the poor guy keeps asking
"Ummmm...." Bakura started hesitantly.
***Flashback***
Joey mumbled something in his sleep about some girl named Nari, occasionally tossing out his arms and pulling his notebook/pillow closer into a hug. Yugi was scratching down a bunch of numbers next to what read as 'the cost of scuba gear.' Meanwhile, Bakura was intently taking notes on all the crashes and road rage incidents that their instructor mentioned, and, in between talk of such terrible accidents, was scribbling down memos to himself about how to prevent one.
***End Flashback***
"No, not really. I'm sorry, could you please explain it to me?" Bakura admitted, still driving about 10 mph under the minimum. He was trying desperately to keep the shaking out of his voice; driving was very scary for Bakura.
A driver swerved around them beeping like mad and shaking his fist in there direction, making poor Bakura jump, and consequently drive slower (if possible) then before. The instructor tensed up, fully preparing himself to be rear-ended by someone unable to stop in time. "It means that that is the slowest you can drive in a certain area. And, right now Bakura, you are driving about 20mph slower than is legal," he snapped. Another horn made the teacher lose any semblance of patience he had left. "Which means SPEED UP!" he barked at the poor white haired boy.
Bakura nodded and jerkily sped up to a much better 8mph under the min. He managed to make it through the light and then turned onto a side street, so that he could go slower. However, he soon approached a corner with a yield sign. Immediately Bakura slammed on the brakes, bringing their car to an immediate, and incredibly jerky mind you, halt. The road ahead was clear for at least two blocks.
BBEEEEP!!! And around poor over-cautious Bakura sped several cars, waving obscene gestures at him as they went by. "WHY DID YOU STOP?!" his instructor bellowed at him. "WHAT'S WRONG?"
"Hey, leave him alone, he's doing good!" Joey yelled at the cars as they passed. He was mad they would insult his friend, especially when Bakura seemed to be driving so well. Yugi just sat there with his head down, looking at his deck and contemplating possible card combinations. He was so focused on that he appeared to be oblivious to everything else.
"Well..." Bakura began to explain to the nearly hysterical man beside him. "There's a car coming, so I had to yield it." And to elaborate, Bakura shielded his eyes and pointed about 2 miles down the road to a slow-moving object.
Squinting, the poor instructor barely managed to make out the vehicle that was ever so far away. "Alright, yes, that's a car, but you don't have to yield to it if it's that far away!" He explained, exasperated beyond belief.
Bakura blinked, still unsure of what exactly the driver wanted him to do. "GO! YOU CAN GO FOWARD NOW RYOU!" the teacher screamed at him.
Hesitating for a second longer, Bakura cautiously putted forward, saying, "I hope we don't get caught breaking the law."
The instructor sighed in frustration, and, when every car that could have passed them did, demanded that Bakura pull over and let him drive the rest of the way back.
Bakura shakily hopped into the backseat, while Joey showered him with praises.
***Back at the parking lot***
The over-stressed Driving instructor pulled into the parking space, and shut down the car. Joey grinned at him and asked, "So teach, how'd we do? Not bad, huh?" And then he turned to his friends and said, "I told you this driving thing was a piece of cake!"
"GET OUT OF MY CAR THIS INSTANT!" The instructor bellowed at them all, unable to comprehend the sheer stupidity of Joey's last statement. "ALL OF YOU! OUT! NOW!!!"
Confused, Yugi asked, "But what about our driving cards?" The other two nodded their support to Yugi.
"I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM! JUST GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW! AND NEVER TOUCH THE STEARING WHEEL OF A CAR AGAIN!" He screamed and sputtered at them, loud enough so that everyone in the Parking lot was looking at them sorta funny.
Shrugging, the three exited the vehicle and started walking to the local ice cream shop where they were going to meet Tristan and Tea for a snack.
"Man, what was up his butt?" Joey asked, giving the teacher one final confused and angry look before turning around the corner.
"I don't know, but he didn't have to shout," Bakura answered, pouting slightly.
"Maybe he had a bad day?" Yugi suggested, after reassuring Bakura.
"Maybe," Joey said, still scowling slightly. "But he didn't have to take it out on us." Bakura nodded his agreement.
"Your right Joey, he shouldn't have. Let's just hope he's in a better mood tomorrow," Bakura spoke up.
Joey smiled, laughed, and then said, "I hop, I hope, I hope..." with crossed fingers hopping up and down on one foot. He was already in a better mood. The other two laughed at his antics and soon forgot all about their 'grumpy' instructor.
Yugi smiled, and as they pushed open the door to the ice cream parlor, asked them, "What do you think of going on a scuba diving trip?"
....
The End
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Authors Note: Well, there ya go. What did you think of it? Tell me if you think I should do any other characters in Drivers Ed class or not. Anywho, thanks for reading it, and if ya could leave a review I would be very thankful.
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Chapter Four: Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Bakura drove cautiously, about 5 miles under the speed limit, until he came to the corner, at a green light. He then slowed down dramatically, and began to chug along at about 15 mph under the minimum speed.
"What are you doing? Why on earth are you going so slow?" The instructor quizzed him. "Don't you remember what minimum speed limit means?" a/n: and at this point you wonder why the poor guy keeps asking
"Ummmm...." Bakura started hesitantly.
***Flashback***
Joey mumbled something in his sleep about some girl named Nari, occasionally tossing out his arms and pulling his notebook/pillow closer into a hug. Yugi was scratching down a bunch of numbers next to what read as 'the cost of scuba gear.' Meanwhile, Bakura was intently taking notes on all the crashes and road rage incidents that their instructor mentioned, and, in between talk of such terrible accidents, was scribbling down memos to himself about how to prevent one.
***End Flashback***
"No, not really. I'm sorry, could you please explain it to me?" Bakura admitted, still driving about 10 mph under the minimum. He was trying desperately to keep the shaking out of his voice; driving was very scary for Bakura.
A driver swerved around them beeping like mad and shaking his fist in there direction, making poor Bakura jump, and consequently drive slower (if possible) then before. The instructor tensed up, fully preparing himself to be rear-ended by someone unable to stop in time. "It means that that is the slowest you can drive in a certain area. And, right now Bakura, you are driving about 20mph slower than is legal," he snapped. Another horn made the teacher lose any semblance of patience he had left. "Which means SPEED UP!" he barked at the poor white haired boy.
Bakura nodded and jerkily sped up to a much better 8mph under the min. He managed to make it through the light and then turned onto a side street, so that he could go slower. However, he soon approached a corner with a yield sign. Immediately Bakura slammed on the brakes, bringing their car to an immediate, and incredibly jerky mind you, halt. The road ahead was clear for at least two blocks.
BBEEEEP!!! And around poor over-cautious Bakura sped several cars, waving obscene gestures at him as they went by. "WHY DID YOU STOP?!" his instructor bellowed at him. "WHAT'S WRONG?"
"Hey, leave him alone, he's doing good!" Joey yelled at the cars as they passed. He was mad they would insult his friend, especially when Bakura seemed to be driving so well. Yugi just sat there with his head down, looking at his deck and contemplating possible card combinations. He was so focused on that he appeared to be oblivious to everything else.
"Well..." Bakura began to explain to the nearly hysterical man beside him. "There's a car coming, so I had to yield it." And to elaborate, Bakura shielded his eyes and pointed about 2 miles down the road to a slow-moving object.
Squinting, the poor instructor barely managed to make out the vehicle that was ever so far away. "Alright, yes, that's a car, but you don't have to yield to it if it's that far away!" He explained, exasperated beyond belief.
Bakura blinked, still unsure of what exactly the driver wanted him to do. "GO! YOU CAN GO FOWARD NOW RYOU!" the teacher screamed at him.
Hesitating for a second longer, Bakura cautiously putted forward, saying, "I hope we don't get caught breaking the law."
The instructor sighed in frustration, and, when every car that could have passed them did, demanded that Bakura pull over and let him drive the rest of the way back.
Bakura shakily hopped into the backseat, while Joey showered him with praises.
***Back at the parking lot***
The over-stressed Driving instructor pulled into the parking space, and shut down the car. Joey grinned at him and asked, "So teach, how'd we do? Not bad, huh?" And then he turned to his friends and said, "I told you this driving thing was a piece of cake!"
"GET OUT OF MY CAR THIS INSTANT!" The instructor bellowed at them all, unable to comprehend the sheer stupidity of Joey's last statement. "ALL OF YOU! OUT! NOW!!!"
Confused, Yugi asked, "But what about our driving cards?" The other two nodded their support to Yugi.
"I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM! JUST GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW! AND NEVER TOUCH THE STEARING WHEEL OF A CAR AGAIN!" He screamed and sputtered at them, loud enough so that everyone in the Parking lot was looking at them sorta funny.
Shrugging, the three exited the vehicle and started walking to the local ice cream shop where they were going to meet Tristan and Tea for a snack.
"Man, what was up his butt?" Joey asked, giving the teacher one final confused and angry look before turning around the corner.
"I don't know, but he didn't have to shout," Bakura answered, pouting slightly.
"Maybe he had a bad day?" Yugi suggested, after reassuring Bakura.
"Maybe," Joey said, still scowling slightly. "But he didn't have to take it out on us." Bakura nodded his agreement.
"Your right Joey, he shouldn't have. Let's just hope he's in a better mood tomorrow," Bakura spoke up.
Joey smiled, laughed, and then said, "I hop, I hope, I hope..." with crossed fingers hopping up and down on one foot. He was already in a better mood. The other two laughed at his antics and soon forgot all about their 'grumpy' instructor.
Yugi smiled, and as they pushed open the door to the ice cream parlor, asked them, "What do you think of going on a scuba diving trip?"
....
The End
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Authors Note: Well, there ya go. What did you think of it? Tell me if you think I should do any other characters in Drivers Ed class or not. Anywho, thanks for reading it, and if ya could leave a review I would be very thankful.
