Title: The One With The Flashfoward
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. I do not own the characters, the name, or the actors. I own the situations that come out of the cob-webby corners of my mind. (actually, they are very tidy. Unlike my room, my bookbag, and, most of the time, my locker, my mind is utterly organized. Useless information [such as most of the jokes from Friends for the past eight years] is in the front, and stuff I need for the Spanish test? Buried in the back of my school closet. In my mind. Anyway, no more metaphors. Damn, I wasn't gonna do this! Oh, well.)
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Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Rachel, Phoebe, Emma, and Courtney have migrated over and are all crowded around the window. Emma and Courtney have found the duck and chick and Emma is carrying the duck, Courtney, the chick.
Emma: Mom, what are we watching, anyway?
Rachel: Well, it's your dad, and his second ex-wife, and apparently her son.
Emma: Why are we spying on Daddy?
Rachel: Because it would be rude to impose on him when he is talking to the woman who caused us to not be together...again.
Courtney: Aunt Rachel, you and Uncle Ross have had a troubled relationship.
Phoebe: Yes, very.
Rachel: Yeah, well.
Phoebe: Are they hugging?
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Scene: Ross's. Continued from before.
Ross: How did you find me?
Emily: Well, I asked my uncle, the one who works at Bloomingdale's, to find out where Rachel lived, because I knew that if anyone knew where you lived it would be Rachel. So I was coming here to ask her where I could find you, and you answered the door. Do you live with Rachel?
Ross: Yeah. But that shouldn't matter to you. I married her for the (thinks) third time about (thinks again) four years ago. And we've got a daughter. She's nine. My eighteen-year-old son lives with his mother...s. I see him a lot. Oh, and my sister lives across the...the... way! And I have three other friends who live near here. Except for Pheebs. But anyway. Yeah, see, my sister lives over there. (turns around to face the window) Oh, they're all staring at me. (waves) Hi!
Conner runs over to the window and waves too.
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Scene:Monica and Chandler's. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Emma, Courtney, the duck, and the chick are all gathered around the window staring at Ross.
Rachel: Oh, he's looking! He's looking! He's looking!
Everyone runs away from the window. Monica heads toward the kitchen. Emma and Courtney head for Courtney's room. Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler sit in the living room. Rachel and Phoebe walk around the chair to get to the couch; Chandler jumps over the chair, falls down, gets back up and sits in the chair. They all try to act nonchalant.
Chandler: So, Joey and I got a chick and duck.
Rachel: Really? That's so interesting.
Phoebe: Again? Now that just seems like overkill. (Rachel and Chandler both stare at her) So, you got a chick and duck! Cool!
Rachel: Well, you guys can keep talking about the chick and duck, I'm going to the kitchen.
Phoebe: Bye! (Rachel pauses and then just shakes her head.) Rachel: So, Mon, whatcha doin?
Monica is obviously in the middle of making cookies. (A/N: Boy, she works fast!)
Monica: I'm making cookies.
Rachel: Really? (loudly) That's so interesting!
Monica: What's with you?
Rachel: (leans in close to Monica) I don't know, I just don't! I mean, I-- Well, I'm not sure, but I think I'm jealous!
Monica: Of the chick and duck?
Rachel: No! (thinks) Well--No! I think it's because of, you know, the whole Emily thing.
Monica: Really? Why? Cause, I mean, you don't even know about---(realizes)
Rachel: About what? What don't I know about?
Monica: Nothing! Nothing at all!
Rachel: Tell me! Tell me now!
Monica: Alright, you see, Ross is-planning Emily a surprise party.
Rachel: Why? I mean, that makes no sense. Why would I be more jealous of that?
Monica: (nervous) I don't know.
Rachel: Monica. What don't I know about?
Monica mumbles something.
Rachel: What??
Monica: That teenager that's over in your apartment--
Rachel: Yeah? What about him?
Monica: You know how he looks like Emily?
Rachel: Yeah? And?
Monica: But also at the same time looks like Ross?
Rachel: Yeah? (realizes) Oh!
Monica: Yep.
Rachel: Really? Is it really true?
Monica: Yeah, Chandler and I even went over there.
Rachel: Okay. Will you please excuse me?
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: Yeah, okay. (yells) Emma!
Emma appears out of Courtney's room with Courtney right behind her.
Emma: Yeah, Mom?
Rachel: Get you stuff. We're going home.
Emma: What? Why?
Rachel: (already at door) Well, we're gonna kick your dad's butt.
Emma: Okay, whatever. Bye, Courtney.
Courtney: Bye.
Rachel: Bye, everyone.
Everyone: Bye!
Rachel and Emma leave. Everyone runs to the window.
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. I do not own the characters, the name, or the actors. I own the situations that come out of the cob-webby corners of my mind. (actually, they are very tidy. Unlike my room, my bookbag, and, most of the time, my locker, my mind is utterly organized. Useless information [such as most of the jokes from Friends for the past eight years] is in the front, and stuff I need for the Spanish test? Buried in the back of my school closet. In my mind. Anyway, no more metaphors. Damn, I wasn't gonna do this! Oh, well.)
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Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Rachel, Phoebe, Emma, and Courtney have migrated over and are all crowded around the window. Emma and Courtney have found the duck and chick and Emma is carrying the duck, Courtney, the chick.
Emma: Mom, what are we watching, anyway?
Rachel: Well, it's your dad, and his second ex-wife, and apparently her son.
Emma: Why are we spying on Daddy?
Rachel: Because it would be rude to impose on him when he is talking to the woman who caused us to not be together...again.
Courtney: Aunt Rachel, you and Uncle Ross have had a troubled relationship.
Phoebe: Yes, very.
Rachel: Yeah, well.
Phoebe: Are they hugging?
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Scene: Ross's. Continued from before.
Ross: How did you find me?
Emily: Well, I asked my uncle, the one who works at Bloomingdale's, to find out where Rachel lived, because I knew that if anyone knew where you lived it would be Rachel. So I was coming here to ask her where I could find you, and you answered the door. Do you live with Rachel?
Ross: Yeah. But that shouldn't matter to you. I married her for the (thinks) third time about (thinks again) four years ago. And we've got a daughter. She's nine. My eighteen-year-old son lives with his mother...s. I see him a lot. Oh, and my sister lives across the...the... way! And I have three other friends who live near here. Except for Pheebs. But anyway. Yeah, see, my sister lives over there. (turns around to face the window) Oh, they're all staring at me. (waves) Hi!
Conner runs over to the window and waves too.
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Scene:Monica and Chandler's. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Emma, Courtney, the duck, and the chick are all gathered around the window staring at Ross.
Rachel: Oh, he's looking! He's looking! He's looking!
Everyone runs away from the window. Monica heads toward the kitchen. Emma and Courtney head for Courtney's room. Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler sit in the living room. Rachel and Phoebe walk around the chair to get to the couch; Chandler jumps over the chair, falls down, gets back up and sits in the chair. They all try to act nonchalant.
Chandler: So, Joey and I got a chick and duck.
Rachel: Really? That's so interesting.
Phoebe: Again? Now that just seems like overkill. (Rachel and Chandler both stare at her) So, you got a chick and duck! Cool!
Rachel: Well, you guys can keep talking about the chick and duck, I'm going to the kitchen.
Phoebe: Bye! (Rachel pauses and then just shakes her head.) Rachel: So, Mon, whatcha doin?
Monica is obviously in the middle of making cookies. (A/N: Boy, she works fast!)
Monica: I'm making cookies.
Rachel: Really? (loudly) That's so interesting!
Monica: What's with you?
Rachel: (leans in close to Monica) I don't know, I just don't! I mean, I-- Well, I'm not sure, but I think I'm jealous!
Monica: Of the chick and duck?
Rachel: No! (thinks) Well--No! I think it's because of, you know, the whole Emily thing.
Monica: Really? Why? Cause, I mean, you don't even know about---(realizes)
Rachel: About what? What don't I know about?
Monica: Nothing! Nothing at all!
Rachel: Tell me! Tell me now!
Monica: Alright, you see, Ross is-planning Emily a surprise party.
Rachel: Why? I mean, that makes no sense. Why would I be more jealous of that?
Monica: (nervous) I don't know.
Rachel: Monica. What don't I know about?
Monica mumbles something.
Rachel: What??
Monica: That teenager that's over in your apartment--
Rachel: Yeah? What about him?
Monica: You know how he looks like Emily?
Rachel: Yeah? And?
Monica: But also at the same time looks like Ross?
Rachel: Yeah? (realizes) Oh!
Monica: Yep.
Rachel: Really? Is it really true?
Monica: Yeah, Chandler and I even went over there.
Rachel: Okay. Will you please excuse me?
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: Yeah, okay. (yells) Emma!
Emma appears out of Courtney's room with Courtney right behind her.
Emma: Yeah, Mom?
Rachel: Get you stuff. We're going home.
Emma: What? Why?
Rachel: (already at door) Well, we're gonna kick your dad's butt.
Emma: Okay, whatever. Bye, Courtney.
Courtney: Bye.
Rachel: Bye, everyone.
Everyone: Bye!
Rachel and Emma leave. Everyone runs to the window.
