Frodo the Red-Ringed Hobbit
Frodo the red-ringed hobbit,
Had a very shiny ring,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it sings (while drawing evil to itself)
All of the other hobbits,
Used to laugh and call him names (like Sauron)
They never let poor Frodo,
Join in any hobbit games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Gandalf came to say,
Frodo with your ring so bright
Can I borrow it tonight?
Then Gandalf became real evil,
And became the next Dark Lord,
And while Middle-Earth was conquered,
Frodo was perpetually bored!
Frodo the red-ringed hobbit,
Had a very shiny ring,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it sings (while drawing evil to itself)
All of the other hobbits,
Used to laugh and call him names (like Sauron)
They never let poor Frodo,
Join in any hobbit games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Gandalf came to say,
Frodo with your ring so bright
Can I borrow it tonight?
Then Gandalf became real evil,
And became the next Dark Lord,
And while Middle-Earth was conquered,
Frodo was perpetually bored!
