The Dark Lord is coming to town
You better watch out,

You better not cry,

You better shoot him down, I'm telling you why,

The Dark Lord is coming to town!

He's making a list,

And checking it twice,

Gotta find out who he has to kill to rule Middle-Earth, (that's not very nice)

The Dark Lord is coming to town!

He sees you with his palantir,

He knows when you're awake,

He knows when you have got the ring,

So hide for goodness sake!

You better watch out,

You better not cry,

You better shoot him down, I'm telling you why,

The Dark Lord is coming to town!

You mean the big eyeball with the army of orcs?

He's coming to town!