The journey of the ring (sung to the tune of Good King Wenseslas).
Good king Isildur looked down,
On the land of Mordor,
Up then comes a lot of orcs,
For mass human slaughter.
Men and elves were fighting there,
'Cos they hated Sauron,
But the ring was not destroyed,
Isildur was a moron.
He got shot three times by orcs,
With their poison arrows,
And the ring did travel far,
On roads wide and narrow.
Gollum found the ring one day,
Found no one could see him,
He retreated to a cave,
But became all green.
Now the ring is with Frodo,
Still got all its powers,
He's going to destroy it now,
In The Two Towers.
Good king Isildur looked down,
On the land of Mordor,
Up then comes a lot of orcs,
For mass human slaughter.
Men and elves were fighting there,
'Cos they hated Sauron,
But the ring was not destroyed,
Isildur was a moron.
He got shot three times by orcs,
With their poison arrows,
And the ring did travel far,
On roads wide and narrow.
Gollum found the ring one day,
Found no one could see him,
He retreated to a cave,
But became all green.
Now the ring is with Frodo,
Still got all its powers,
He's going to destroy it now,
In The Two Towers.
