Harry Potter Random Poems
Author: Johnnys Eeyore, fresh from seeing Jackass: The Movie for the third time in a week! It kicks so much ass!
Title: Harry Potter Random Poems
Disclaimer: Err…I don't own Harry Potter…there done (Starts walking away but is called back) What? I have to say that about all of them? (Uses Puppy Dog Eyes) but that isn't fair! (Pretends to cry) Sue me? SUE? OK then, Harry Potter and/or all related characters do not belong to me, the fabulous, wonderful (under breath) greedy, JK Rowling owns them all…(Sob)
Authors Note: Nope, this isn't more limericks by me (Check them out on my profile) these are poems and rhymes, as I can make them longer and nastier than limericks! Muwahahahahahahahahaha! I am evil Johnny, I am evil Johnny! (Dances around in Devil costume shaking maracas)
Random Poems- Chapter 1: Annoying Brats
Harry Potter-
"Harry Potter thinks he's great
He really likes to masturbate
Some nights he sits up in his room
Rubbing on his long, hard broom
Thinks he's fabulous, clever and cool
Really he acts like a moronic fool
With the lightening scar upon his head
God I wish that Harry was dead"
Ron Weasley-
"With bright Red hair atop his head
Looking poor and under fed
He's 'Wonder boys' bestest friend
Always looking for cash to lend
With six brothers and sisters he has to compete
But has a weirdo fetish with feet
He likes to sit and watch Harry sleep
Ron really is a perverted freak"
Hermoine Granger-
"She's the Miss Goody Two Shoes of the year
What they don't know is that she's queer
She prefers people that are of the same sex
She finds a mans 'organ' far too complex
She spends her time with studies and books
Very self-conscious about her looks
No one really understands Miss Granger
Could her sexuality be any stranger?"
Authors Note: I am going to do these section-by-section, placing characters under heading that I think best describes them, hence Harry being under 'Annoying Brats'. Please review…please? You can even flame!
Next- 'Sexy Buggers'
