Harry Potter Random Poems
Author: Me…blunt or what!
Title: Harry Potter Random Poems
Disclaimer: See 'Annoying Brats' (Evil, devious snigger)
Authors Note: Erm…hello? Hehe! Please review once you have read these! Please? I appreciate reviews…they are…err…nice! Lol! And now you see how truly retarded I am!
WARNING: This will be a highly perverse section as I think the characters included in it are all sexy man beasts…you have been warned!
Random Poems-Chapter 2: Sexy Buggers
Severus Snape (Drool)-
"Severus is the sexiest of men
I wouldn't mind playing with his meaty pen
On his own in the Dungeons, like a brave Ranger
I wish he was in my 'torture' chamber
With his handsome looks, he's obnoxious and snide
Fuels his sarcasm with Slytherin pride
With manhood that's gorgeous, powerful and long
Severus was made to wear a thong"
A/N: (Goes off into disturbingly dirty daydream about a rather lovely potions master)
Lucius Malfoy (Yummy)-
"With his perfectly gorgeous bod
He's truly the blonde sex God
He's cruel, funny and sarcastic
Has money and muggle 'plastic'
This Malfoy was once a Death Eater
But his appearance has become much neater
He always seems rational and sane
Ruling them all with his 'sexy' snake cane"
A/N: 'Plastic'- credit cards etc…(Feels stupid)
Draco Malfoy-
"Like a miniature model of his Dad
He enjoys being sexy but bad
He's witty, abusive and snide
The guy all the girls want to ride
With his slick blonde hair
He's not one to be fair
Is wanting to see his dong
Really that wrong?"
A.N: Dong- genitals! Lol! Well, I did say I was perverted!
Please review, criticism is welcome, but only if it's constructive. All non-constructive criticism will be mocked in the next chapter! Please review…please?
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