Harry Potter Random Poems

Author: Me…blunt or what!

Title: Harry Potter Random Poems

Disclaimer: See 'Annoying Brats' (Evil, devious snigger)

Authors Note: Erm…hello? Hehe! Please review once you have read these! Please? I appreciate reviews…they are…err…nice! Lol! And now you see how truly retarded I am!

WARNING: This will be a highly perverse section as I think the characters included in it are all sexy man beasts…you have been warned!

Random Poems-

Chapter 2: Sexy Buggers

Severus Snape (Drool)-

"Severus is the sexiest of men

 I wouldn't mind playing with his meaty pen

 On his own in the Dungeons, like a brave Ranger

 I wish he was in my 'torture' chamber

 With his handsome looks, he's obnoxious and snide

 Fuels his sarcasm with Slytherin pride

 With manhood that's gorgeous, powerful and long

 Severus was made to wear a thong"

A/N: (Goes off into disturbingly dirty daydream about a rather lovely potions master)

Lucius Malfoy (Yummy)-

"With his perfectly gorgeous bod

 He's truly the blonde sex God

 He's cruel, funny and sarcastic

 Has money and muggle 'plastic'

 This Malfoy was once a Death Eater

 But his appearance has become much neater

 He always seems rational and sane

 Ruling them all with his 'sexy' snake cane"

A/N: 'Plastic'- credit cards etc…(Feels stupid)

Draco Malfoy-

"Like a miniature model of his Dad

 He enjoys being sexy but bad

 He's witty, abusive and snide

 The guy all the girls want to ride

 With his slick blonde hair

 He's not one to be fair

 Is wanting to see his dong

 Really that wrong?"

A.N: Dong- genitals! Lol! Well, I did say I was perverted!

Please review, criticism is welcome, but only if it's constructive. All non-constructive criticism will be mocked in the next chapter! Please review…please?

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