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14 Days till Valentines Day!
Chapter 1
Prolonge




"You poor excuse for a man!"


"Now what a minute woman! How did we go from crap to full out insulting?"


"My food isn't crap Vegeta!" Bulma shouted. "God Vegeta, you are such an ass"


Bulma turned on her heels and left the kitchen for the sanctuary of her room.


*If this is how our relationship is going to be then I want no part of it!* Bulma thought sadly as she cried herself to sleep.




Downstairs Vegeta grumbled to himself and sat at the kitchen table and sulked over the plate of food he just HAD to criticise about.


"Oh hi Vegeta, you and Bulma in a little fight?" Mrs. Briefs asked with her sickeningly sweet voice. Vegeta winced but gave an affirmative grunt.


"Oh you kids..." Bunny said absentmindedly "Only been togther for a few days and you already act like your married!"


Vegeta glared his damndnest into the back of her back.


*Why did I bother showing her my emotion? Showing her a side of me that has been shadowed in the darkness of my supposed heart?* Vegeta wondered.


Mrs. Briefs turned from her fiddling and noticed Vegeta in deep thought.


"Well atleast you can make it up to her on Valentine's Day"


"Oh no! Not another pointless human tradition!" Vegeta shouted then sunk closer to the table.


"Sadly yes Vegeta, and this holiday has nothing to do with religion. Some people say it was invented to make more money for companies, but I see it as a time to be with your loved ones"


Vegeta was about to object to anymore of Mrs. Briefs ramblings and explination but as always she continued on. No wasn't the answer.


"Valentines Day is the day of Love, you should remember Valentines Day from last year...."




~ flashback ~




Vegeta had been smothered with unnecessary Valentines Day cookies, messages and notes, and a never ending reminder of the foolish human holiday for a few days now.


"What's the point? Why celebrate a emotion for someone? The emotion only makes you weak, and unclear of your surroundings. Wasted energy if you ask me!" Vegeta muttered to himself as he sat under a tree on the front lawn.


He dared not going into the house, not yet anyway. Atleast once Mr and Mrs. Briefs leave for their special night.


"That only leaves the woman and her annoying weakling"


Vegeta sighed and stood up, he scanned the area for Mrs. briefs and foud that she was no where. Finnaly with a peace of mind, Vegeta entered the house in hopes for a quiet 'pig out'. Him and the refrigerator would be very close this evening.



-20 minutes later-



Vegeta tilted the kitchen chair back from it's current position in front of the open refrigerator. He had devoured 4 cornish hens, a whole honey glazed ham, mashed potatoes, steamed yellow peppers, and the top it off, the mountain load of Valentine's Day cookies, courtesy of Mrs. Briefs and Bulma, surprised that they didn't taste like shit.


He patted his stomach happily, satisfied that everything was going his way.


"Now what to do, catch a few hours of sleep, train some more, or..."


Vegeta looked to the tv, he had purposefully wanted some time alone in the house to watch tv. He wouldn't let anyone know he enjoyed the little luxuries of the planet. He rubbed his hands greedily and walked over to the living room and sat on the sofa infront of the big screen tv.


He started at a low number channel, and was dissapointed. He continued upward, only coming across sappy love movies, cooking shows, and marathons of old movies.


"What did I say about enjoying this stupid excuse for entertainment?" Vegeta growled.


He slammed the channel up button once more and looked up quickly when he heard deep moaning and corny background music. Of all things, he reached the porno channels. He grinned and relaxed deeper into the cushions, always desiring to know how human's worked...


He was growing restless 10 minutes into the movie and looked down at his semi erection. Discarding the thought of eliminating his little problem many times, he cracked his knuckles and inched his fingers toward his goal. Just as he was about to do the unthinkable and sate is lustful hunger...


Vegeta heard it, the sound of the front door unlocking. He immediately turned the channel and laid a pillow on top of his lap. Soon he heard sniffling...and then crying...then he heard her...running towards the livign room for some sanctity. When Bulma realised that Vegeta was in the room, she was about to turn back, but decided to settle on the only consolence she had at the moment.


She plopped down beside Vegeta, not noticing that Vegeta was gripping the pillow tighter to his lap. Bulma just started crying harder and wrapped her arms around Vegeta's neck.


"Woman what's the meaning of this?"


*sniff* "Ve...Veg...eta..."


"Snap out of it woman!" Vegeta shouted, his volume and patience escalating.


"You don't have to yell!" Bulma snapped.


Vegeta sighed and settled down.


"What happened woman?"


Bulma rubbed her eyes and calmed down slowly.


"I had this day planned, I'd spend the day with the someone I loved...but he had other plans, and decided to break me off....WHY CAN'T SOMEONE JUST LOVE ME?"


Vegeta growled to himself, Bulma was invading his space, but he remained silent. Bulma continued t sniffle for a while.


"Thanx Vegeta, for being nice to me...just this once"


Vegeta was about to make an insult when she dropped her head down on the pillow on his lap. He froze.


"Hmmm, I like this movie....gee....this pillow's pretty high....no it's just me"




~ end flashback ~



*How can I forget? The woman caught me at a BAD TIME! And still I have had no release...but in time, I and Bulma will feast off each other...yes...I can wait for that day to arrive...* Vegeta thought to himself.


"So will you do something for Bulma?"


Vegeta pondered this, why not get this out of the way, although he would lie to himself, saying that making her happy would make the sex come sooner, he knew he'd do it cause he loved her, not that he'd tell her that.


"Very well, but you will assist me, your culture is clueless to me!"


Mrs. Briefs jumped up and down now having something to do. Vegeta groaned and laid his forehead against the table.
















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