Chapter Fifteen: "Hol-ly Shit."
"Hol-ly shit!" Trunks gasped pulling off the comforter to reveal a slight bulge that was not completely covered by his pajamas.
"Trunks what's the matter? You- Is that all you?" Goten said looking down at Trunks predicament.
Trunks frantically tired to pull down the top of his flannel pj's but not matter how hard he tired it kept sliding back up over his stomach. Goten rushed to the bed and pushed Trunks' shirt all the way back up so that he could get a better look.
"Tru-chan you-"
"I didn't think that I ate that much on this vacation." Trunks interjected.
"Trunks you look-"
"Fat?"
"PREGNANT."
"Ha!" Trunks said starting to get up. "Come on Goten you know as well as I do that is NOT possible I-" Suddenly Trunks felt dizzy and lost his balance. Goten quickly grabbed him and laid him back down.
"How do you know?"
"Because Goten if you have not been completely oblivious for the past week you would KNOW that I am a man."
"But what do you know about Saiyin men anyway."
"Gee I don't know both of out dads happen to be Saiyin men. Why don't we just ask them? Jeez Goten I know for a fact that our mothers had us- not our FATHERS!"
"Yeah but are either of our mothers Saiyin?"
"NO I- Goten I don't even know why we are having this conversation! I obviously just ate to much restaurant food of this vacation and I am gaining weight because I haven't been exercising like I usually do."
"Trunks?"
"Yes?"
"Do you have any idea how many calories you burn during sex?" No response. "Like six million" Then Goten turned and walked away.
"Where are you going?" Said Trunks trying to get up again.
"Just stay there. I am going to go call your dad."
A slightly pissed off Trunks remained in bed. Not because Goten told him too but because he felt way too sick otherwise. After a moment Goten called into Trunks:
"Trunks pick up the other line."
Trunks picked up the phone on the night table next to the bed. "What?" He asked still pissed.
"Brat you need to get home."
"Why?" Trunks asked defiantly.
"How can you be so blind as to not see what was going on in your own body."
"Dad what are you-"
"Your idiot mate even noticed-"
"Dad that wasn't a very nice thing to say about- Wait WHAT? Dad you don't mean that- I- I can't be. No I just ate to much and didn't-"
"I know what you have been doing since you left. Boy do you have any idea how many carbs you burn when you are having sex?"
"Hol-ly shit!" Trunks gasped pulling off the comforter to reveal a slight bulge that was not completely covered by his pajamas.
"Trunks what's the matter? You- Is that all you?" Goten said looking down at Trunks predicament.
Trunks frantically tired to pull down the top of his flannel pj's but not matter how hard he tired it kept sliding back up over his stomach. Goten rushed to the bed and pushed Trunks' shirt all the way back up so that he could get a better look.
"Tru-chan you-"
"I didn't think that I ate that much on this vacation." Trunks interjected.
"Trunks you look-"
"Fat?"
"PREGNANT."
"Ha!" Trunks said starting to get up. "Come on Goten you know as well as I do that is NOT possible I-" Suddenly Trunks felt dizzy and lost his balance. Goten quickly grabbed him and laid him back down.
"How do you know?"
"Because Goten if you have not been completely oblivious for the past week you would KNOW that I am a man."
"But what do you know about Saiyin men anyway."
"Gee I don't know both of out dads happen to be Saiyin men. Why don't we just ask them? Jeez Goten I know for a fact that our mothers had us- not our FATHERS!"
"Yeah but are either of our mothers Saiyin?"
"NO I- Goten I don't even know why we are having this conversation! I obviously just ate to much restaurant food of this vacation and I am gaining weight because I haven't been exercising like I usually do."
"Trunks?"
"Yes?"
"Do you have any idea how many calories you burn during sex?" No response. "Like six million" Then Goten turned and walked away.
"Where are you going?" Said Trunks trying to get up again.
"Just stay there. I am going to go call your dad."
A slightly pissed off Trunks remained in bed. Not because Goten told him too but because he felt way too sick otherwise. After a moment Goten called into Trunks:
"Trunks pick up the other line."
Trunks picked up the phone on the night table next to the bed. "What?" He asked still pissed.
"Brat you need to get home."
"Why?" Trunks asked defiantly.
"How can you be so blind as to not see what was going on in your own body."
"Dad what are you-"
"Your idiot mate even noticed-"
"Dad that wasn't a very nice thing to say about- Wait WHAT? Dad you don't mean that- I- I can't be. No I just ate to much and didn't-"
"I know what you have been doing since you left. Boy do you have any idea how many carbs you burn when you are having sex?"
