Curse of the Eggnog: CHAP 2
A/N: This is the first fanfic where PlungerGirl's other split personality is introduced. Just a little warning if you notice her being referred to as someone different ^_^
Twas' the day after yesterday.
All was silent until about 2:00AM.
Karl was thrown out of the bathroom into the hallway.
"What did I do????" He asked confusedly.
PlungerGirl leaned out the room in anger.
"YOU RAPED ME YOU PERVERT!" She screamed at him.
Karl was confused.
"Actually, you asked for it" he replied.
"YOU LIE!" screeched General Gi (PlungerGirl's second personality)
"Im serious! I was just walking to the kitchen when you tackled me to the ground where your started violently ripping at my clothes when you said-"
"LIAR! I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS!"
Bit emerged from his room.
"What's with all the screaming?" he said sleepily, rubbing his eyes and yawning.
"THIS SICK PERVERT RAPED ME!" General yelled.
Bit's eyes opened wide.
"GEEZ you are hot! What made you so hot? Yesterday you were a little psycho running around with frizzy hair while throwing plungers around."
General's temperature rose with anger. She pulled out a machine gun and aimed it at Bit.
"DIE HEATHEN!" She screamed.
"STOP!" Brad ordered.
General hissed angrily.
"Jamie is gone." Brad said.
"Any whereabouts of his location?" Karl asked.
"Uh. No. But your Iron Kong is gone."
"Oh that's okay." Karl laughed. "It wasn't mine anyway. I stole that one."
Silence.
"AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAJOR!" General hissed again.
Brad turned and noticed Bits expression. He looked very disturbed.
"Bit, are you dying?"
"Gee, what a nice thing to ask someone." Leena said, walking from the kitchen, carrying the fridge behind her.
Bit passed out and started drooling on the floor. He then went into contraptions and started having seizures.
"Is there something wrong with him?" General asked.
"Yeah. But who cares?" Karuteru replied. Behind her was Kaizer; handcuffed and hog-tied.
"Excuse us" she said grabbing Kaizer as she went into the bathroom.
"Cough cough hack blaaag" Bit gurgled.
"Get over yourself" Brad sneered.
Suddenly, Bit died.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" everyone cheered.
Suddenly, Brad died.
"Oh well. YAY!!!"
Then there was a loud thump from Steve's room.
"Dad?" Leena asked.
Steve Tauros was dead.
"Good riddance! That's what he gets for never buying me a pony!" Leon said from behind everyone.
Then Leon died.
"NO! MY LOVE!" Harry popped out from absolutely no where and threw himself down onto Leon.
Then Harry died.
"YAAAAAAAAY!!!"
"Why is everyone dying?" Leena asked.
"I KNOW!" General said.
"ITS BEACAUSE JAMIE FOUND POISONOUS EGGNOG AND POISONED US WITH ITS POISONOUS, POISON-LIKE SUBSTANCE!"
"If you knew that the whole time, why didn't you tell us?"
".............."
Crappy Dubbed Narrator-like voice: "WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE LAST SURVIVORS OF THE BLITZ TEAAAMMMM???? HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE????? WILL PLUNGERGIRL EVER RETURN??? WILL THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE STOP POINTING THAT HUGE GUN AT MY FACE ???? OR IS ASH KETCHUM CRUSING FOR A BRUSING? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE THIRD CHAPTER OF.....
...........THE EGGNOG SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADADAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA!!!"
R&R NOW DAMN U!
A/N: This is the first fanfic where PlungerGirl's other split personality is introduced. Just a little warning if you notice her being referred to as someone different ^_^
Twas' the day after yesterday.
All was silent until about 2:00AM.
Karl was thrown out of the bathroom into the hallway.
"What did I do????" He asked confusedly.
PlungerGirl leaned out the room in anger.
"YOU RAPED ME YOU PERVERT!" She screamed at him.
Karl was confused.
"Actually, you asked for it" he replied.
"YOU LIE!" screeched General Gi (PlungerGirl's second personality)
"Im serious! I was just walking to the kitchen when you tackled me to the ground where your started violently ripping at my clothes when you said-"
"LIAR! I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS!"
Bit emerged from his room.
"What's with all the screaming?" he said sleepily, rubbing his eyes and yawning.
"THIS SICK PERVERT RAPED ME!" General yelled.
Bit's eyes opened wide.
"GEEZ you are hot! What made you so hot? Yesterday you were a little psycho running around with frizzy hair while throwing plungers around."
General's temperature rose with anger. She pulled out a machine gun and aimed it at Bit.
"DIE HEATHEN!" She screamed.
"STOP!" Brad ordered.
General hissed angrily.
"Jamie is gone." Brad said.
"Any whereabouts of his location?" Karl asked.
"Uh. No. But your Iron Kong is gone."
"Oh that's okay." Karl laughed. "It wasn't mine anyway. I stole that one."
Silence.
"AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAJOR!" General hissed again.
Brad turned and noticed Bits expression. He looked very disturbed.
"Bit, are you dying?"
"Gee, what a nice thing to ask someone." Leena said, walking from the kitchen, carrying the fridge behind her.
Bit passed out and started drooling on the floor. He then went into contraptions and started having seizures.
"Is there something wrong with him?" General asked.
"Yeah. But who cares?" Karuteru replied. Behind her was Kaizer; handcuffed and hog-tied.
"Excuse us" she said grabbing Kaizer as she went into the bathroom.
"Cough cough hack blaaag" Bit gurgled.
"Get over yourself" Brad sneered.
Suddenly, Bit died.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" everyone cheered.
Suddenly, Brad died.
"Oh well. YAY!!!"
Then there was a loud thump from Steve's room.
"Dad?" Leena asked.
Steve Tauros was dead.
"Good riddance! That's what he gets for never buying me a pony!" Leon said from behind everyone.
Then Leon died.
"NO! MY LOVE!" Harry popped out from absolutely no where and threw himself down onto Leon.
Then Harry died.
"YAAAAAAAAY!!!"
"Why is everyone dying?" Leena asked.
"I KNOW!" General said.
"ITS BEACAUSE JAMIE FOUND POISONOUS EGGNOG AND POISONED US WITH ITS POISONOUS, POISON-LIKE SUBSTANCE!"
"If you knew that the whole time, why didn't you tell us?"
".............."
Crappy Dubbed Narrator-like voice: "WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE LAST SURVIVORS OF THE BLITZ TEAAAMMMM???? HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE????? WILL PLUNGERGIRL EVER RETURN??? WILL THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE STOP POINTING THAT HUGE GUN AT MY FACE ???? OR IS ASH KETCHUM CRUSING FOR A BRUSING? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE THIRD CHAPTER OF.....
...........THE EGGNOG SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADADAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA!!!"
R&R NOW DAMN U!
