Behind the bush was a drug induced orgy of Gimli and Lord Elmo, who was
tied to a nearby tree.
"You've arrived just in time, Master Elf," said Gimli, " would you like a mushroom?" He held out a large mushroom from his pack and offered it to Legolas. Legolas ran away screaming as the dwarf gave pursuit.
"You know you want to try it!" He yelled after the fleeing Prince before running into a tree and tumbling backwards into a pile of dung.
"Safe at last," Legolas said, finding that the dwarf was no longer behind him.
"Well, I've been waiting for you to show up, stranger." Legolas groaned and turned around to find Aragorn in a lacey pink thong, leaning against the tree behind him. Legolas tried to gauge his eyes out, but to no avail, as Billy-sue restrained him.
Billy-sue, after finding "herself" concerned that Legolas may injure himself, tied his hands behind his back and, again, lifted Legolas onto "her" shoulders and this time carried him to a nearby thicket.
In the center of the thicket was a red colored bed, covered in pink and white rose petals.
Legolas was kicking and screaming as Billy-sue gently tossed him onto the bed. "She" was ready to pounce when a familiar sword was pointed at his neck.
"So THIS is what you do when I'm not around!" Yelled an outraged Arwen.
"Arwen! So lovely to see you darling! It's been sooo long!" Replied Billy- sue, hugging Arwen.
"Arwen! He's snapped! Help ME!" Shouted a terrified Legolas.
"YOU! How could you do this to me?!" She screamed, leveling the sword to Legolas' gut, instead of Aragorn, "I KNEW you'd do this someday! But I never thought I'd be around to see it!" Turning to look at Billy-sue, she said, "Is that my thong?"
Billy-sue looked red in the face but said nothing.
Arwen sat on the edge of the bad, wailing, while Billy-sue desperately tried to rid "herself" of the massive wedgie "she" was experiencing from the thong. Legolas was groaning on the bed as he saw a short, squat shape stumbling their direction through the underbrush.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You've arrived just in time, Master Elf," said Gimli, " would you like a mushroom?" He held out a large mushroom from his pack and offered it to Legolas. Legolas ran away screaming as the dwarf gave pursuit.
"You know you want to try it!" He yelled after the fleeing Prince before running into a tree and tumbling backwards into a pile of dung.
"Safe at last," Legolas said, finding that the dwarf was no longer behind him.
"Well, I've been waiting for you to show up, stranger." Legolas groaned and turned around to find Aragorn in a lacey pink thong, leaning against the tree behind him. Legolas tried to gauge his eyes out, but to no avail, as Billy-sue restrained him.
Billy-sue, after finding "herself" concerned that Legolas may injure himself, tied his hands behind his back and, again, lifted Legolas onto "her" shoulders and this time carried him to a nearby thicket.
In the center of the thicket was a red colored bed, covered in pink and white rose petals.
Legolas was kicking and screaming as Billy-sue gently tossed him onto the bed. "She" was ready to pounce when a familiar sword was pointed at his neck.
"So THIS is what you do when I'm not around!" Yelled an outraged Arwen.
"Arwen! So lovely to see you darling! It's been sooo long!" Replied Billy- sue, hugging Arwen.
"Arwen! He's snapped! Help ME!" Shouted a terrified Legolas.
"YOU! How could you do this to me?!" She screamed, leveling the sword to Legolas' gut, instead of Aragorn, "I KNEW you'd do this someday! But I never thought I'd be around to see it!" Turning to look at Billy-sue, she said, "Is that my thong?"
Billy-sue looked red in the face but said nothing.
Arwen sat on the edge of the bad, wailing, while Billy-sue desperately tried to rid "herself" of the massive wedgie "she" was experiencing from the thong. Legolas was groaning on the bed as he saw a short, squat shape stumbling their direction through the underbrush.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
