"Ah, master Elf! I see you're still alive. Would you like a mushroom, now?"
asked Gimli (Elmo on the leash behind him).
Legolas looked around his current situation. Arwen was weeping on the end of the bed, Aragorn/Billy-sue was picking at his g-string, he was hog-tied on a bed, and Lord Elmo of Moria was on the end of a leash held at the other end by and adoring subject. Things could always be worse, he thought.
"Sure," he said, accepting the offer of the mushroom.
"There's a good lad," said Gimli, as he slipped the mushroom into Legolas' mouth. Lord Elmo only looked on in despair, Gimli had stolen his chopsticks of doom.
Legolas gratefully chewed the mushroom up, not wanting to be in his current predicament any longer. Soon enough, he was flying.
Everything was turning purple, oddly skewed, but purple. Legolas was drooling on himself, but he didn't care. He was no longer tormented by the sight of Billy-sue in a pink thong, and he could finally see his true love. The only one who could rid him of the horrible pain he was feeling.
He began to fly towards Bill the Pony, longing to be with him again. He took Bill the Pony into his arms and looked deeply into his eyes, saying, "I've never forgiven Sam and Aragorn for letting you go all those years ago. I've been in agony without you."
Bill the Pony made no response, he only let out a long, mournful fart.
Legolas was falling in love all over again. "Oh, Bill! I've missed you so much!" He said, as he laid a passionate kiss on Bill's lips. He almost suffocated himself from drool emitted by Bill, but he didn't care. It only brought him closer to his true love.
*dream waves* Back in the real world..
Legolas was limp on the bed, drooling on himself, while Gimli was poking him with a point, flaming stick, trying to see how many times he could do so before catching him on fire.
Billy-sue was trying to console Arwen by telling her that she was too good for this Aragorn guy and if he couldn't respect such a beautiful, sexy woman, than he doesn't deserve her. Arwen was staring at Billy-sue with a blank expression, not knowing what to say to her lover turned transvestite.
Lord Elmo, whom Gimli still clung to, was trying to gnaw through the leash in an attempt to get away while the trees in the grove were rustling gently in the breeze.. ~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas looked around his current situation. Arwen was weeping on the end of the bed, Aragorn/Billy-sue was picking at his g-string, he was hog-tied on a bed, and Lord Elmo of Moria was on the end of a leash held at the other end by and adoring subject. Things could always be worse, he thought.
"Sure," he said, accepting the offer of the mushroom.
"There's a good lad," said Gimli, as he slipped the mushroom into Legolas' mouth. Lord Elmo only looked on in despair, Gimli had stolen his chopsticks of doom.
Legolas gratefully chewed the mushroom up, not wanting to be in his current predicament any longer. Soon enough, he was flying.
Everything was turning purple, oddly skewed, but purple. Legolas was drooling on himself, but he didn't care. He was no longer tormented by the sight of Billy-sue in a pink thong, and he could finally see his true love. The only one who could rid him of the horrible pain he was feeling.
He began to fly towards Bill the Pony, longing to be with him again. He took Bill the Pony into his arms and looked deeply into his eyes, saying, "I've never forgiven Sam and Aragorn for letting you go all those years ago. I've been in agony without you."
Bill the Pony made no response, he only let out a long, mournful fart.
Legolas was falling in love all over again. "Oh, Bill! I've missed you so much!" He said, as he laid a passionate kiss on Bill's lips. He almost suffocated himself from drool emitted by Bill, but he didn't care. It only brought him closer to his true love.
*dream waves* Back in the real world..
Legolas was limp on the bed, drooling on himself, while Gimli was poking him with a point, flaming stick, trying to see how many times he could do so before catching him on fire.
Billy-sue was trying to console Arwen by telling her that she was too good for this Aragorn guy and if he couldn't respect such a beautiful, sexy woman, than he doesn't deserve her. Arwen was staring at Billy-sue with a blank expression, not knowing what to say to her lover turned transvestite.
Lord Elmo, whom Gimli still clung to, was trying to gnaw through the leash in an attempt to get away while the trees in the grove were rustling gently in the breeze.. ~~~~~~~~~~~
