Disclaimer: They are NOT OURS! Thank GOD for that!

A/N: Fata Morgana is responsible for the sickness of this story. Aurora borealis is too innocent: she just laughs at it. (At least, that's what she would like us to think.)

And just so you know: This is NOT CANON. REPEAT: NOT CANON. (As if you haven't figured yet…) We DO NOT take into consideration the persons' real heritage.

And Logan was enthusiastic about having Kurt as a brother, not worried. So there,

NIGHTCRAWLER, I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER…

The whole mansion was in turmoil after the startling revelation Creed had come with. He was Logan's father…! And Mystique was Logan's mother…!

The news had been met with stunned silence, and with Cyclops fainting again. The mansion's resident blue priest had gone to his private chapel to pray…make that scream. It wasn't that he minded having Logan for a brother…But that meant that that one night when they both (miraculously) got drunk was incest…

"Mutter, why didn't you ever tell me?" he muttered.

"Are you talking to me, son?" came the known voice from the shadows.

"Who else?"

"Well, maybe your REAL mother!"

"Oh, no! NOT AGAIN!"

"What do you mean? I thought you would be happy with having another mother – you always complain about what a bad mother I am!"

Kurt sighed and rubbed his face. "Well, at least I'm not related to you, that's a relief."

"Uhm, no, actually you are related to me," Mystique said nervously.

Kurt groaned. "Great! What are you then? My grandmother?"

"No…"

"My sister? My daughter? Nothing really surprises me in this world anymore!"

"Uhm…" Mystique actually fidgeted. "No. I am your father."

Kurt stared at her. "I take it back," he said faintly. And started praying again.

After contemplating him for a bit, Mystique decided to let him be. "Wait!" Kurt called as she got up to leave. "Who is my mother?"

"Oh," Mystique said and smiled. "It's Destiny."

Kurt looked puzzled. "I thought she was gay."

"Well, yes, but since it was just me in male form, she made an exception. And we really wanted a baby, Kurt."

"Why did you put me away, then?" Kurt cried.

"We got Rogue too!" Mystique wailed. "And we couldn't raise twins!"

"But I'm older than her!"

Mystique Looked at him. "I never knew my son was stupid. This is the Marvel Universe, Kurt! ANYTHING is possible!"

Just then a white-robed tall figure appeared. "You have to go inside to the others and announce the happy news!" he boomed.

They did, without really knowing why, and excactly what was happy about it.

*****

Coming up next: The third Summers brother! And it is not who you think it is! TRUST us!

And what's up with tall, white-robed, booming figure?

Is he an enemy?

Is he a friend?

Can we be SURE it's a HE?

Is it just a person with a white-robe fetish?!

Don't miss the next chapter!

(And remember, it's only a VERY THIN LINE between brilliance and insanity…)

BTW: "The third Summers brother" has already been written, but we want some reviews before we post it. Feel free to guess at who it is. Just so we can laugh our asses off at how wrong you are.