Hola all, Caz here. Okay, I've decided to do a series of...well, me. Invader Caz. No parody, none of my friends playing huge roles (Unless otherwise stated) and no reader participation (Unless I ask you to vote on something). For my stories, I wanted to do an introduction, like a commercial you would see for a movie. So, here is the intro for "Why I Hate Volleyball".

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Friendship....
"Caz! Stop! You're destroying my lab!!" Zim shouted at the top of his lungs. I didn't stop running until I reached a desk. I picked up a small laser and aimed it carefully at his head. "Where's my pixie stix?" I asked, calmly, but with rage. I placed my finger on the trigger. "Tell me or your head's gonna 'splode." {an: Awwww....feeeellll the luvvvv...}

Love....
Mini-chan walked over to where I sat. She put one hand on her hip, the other one hanging idlely. {0.- I cannot speel} Her normally blue, calm eyes were a brilliant, flashing orange. I looked up into them. I didn't really like the fact that she knew. I decided to focus on Kir, who was playing with a stuffed octupus doll. "Do you love him?" Mini questioned. I looked down at the floor and shuffled my feet. Mini-chan crouched down so that I was looking at her. "You love him, don't you?" I nodded sollemly. She got up with a sigh. She walked behind my chair and turned so her back was facing me. "But I thought you loved The Dib." I turned to stare at her, still in the chair. "I did...I don't know what happened." I paused. "He was perfect...That's what was wrong." Mini turned to look at me. Her eyes had returned to their blue color, understanding shining in them. "So you turn to a friend." She walked up to the chair to stare at me. "You turn to Zim."

Adventure....
Um....Kir? Mini? Where are we?" I looked out the window of the Voot Cruiser. 'We just want to see a VIEW...' I taunted myself mentally. After convincing Zim it was safe for us to go and look at Earth's solar system, I got us lost. 'I am such an idiot...'. "Kir! Identify Solar System number 872!" I said. Kir looked at me and responded with "My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas!". She smiled and returned to playing with her feet. I just looked at her blankly. Mini walked over to Kir and petted her head. {Petted?} "Good for you. Now how do we figure out which one Earth is?"

And Revelations....
I led Dib inside my home base. "This is so great, finally, someone belives me about Zim! I knew someone smart would finally come to our skool! At least you can see through Zim's disguise!" He said, all in one breath. He took a deep breath and was about to say more, when I held up one finger to silence him. "Shut up." I said, smiling. He grinned, and I grinned back. I really liked Dib. He was sweet and smart and funny. "Well....I've got something to show you. But only because you're my friend." I told him. I pulled up a chair from one of my computer desks. I had 3 in that room. "You might wanna have a seat." I rolled the chair twords him. "Nice place you got here.." he said, settling down into the chair. "Three computers..." I smiled. "Yeah, I call it my lab." I muttered to myself, 'And YOU'RE about to see why..'. I looked at the celing and said, "Holographic Projection System off!" My house's hologram went off automatically and revealed a complex lab. My disguise flickered. "Off!" I shouted. My Irken self was revealed. I grinned a toothy, Irken grin. Dib stared. His mouth was parted slightly. "That's okay," I said, sitting down. "Take your time." He stood up and pointed at me. "You're an alien!". I clapped. "Yay! Good job!" Of course, what I forgot was that clapping opened the entrance to my second lab. The floor under us colapsed and we fell into a slide. Dib was screaming at the top of his lungs, shocked from the fall. I was sliding right behind him. I reached forward and grabbed his hand. I giggled and allowed myself to slide next to him. My antenne were straight back. I turned to smile at him. Feeling my hand around his, he stopped screaming and looked at me. He quickly pulled his hand out of my grasp and blushed, wiping his hand on his trenchcoat. I shrugged, more to myself than him. We turned sharply in the slide-tunnel and I laughed manically. Dib had resumed screaming for a while. We suddenly hit the ground. "Wee! Do it again, do it again!" I shriked at the top of my lungs. Dib looked at me quizzically. I grinned. "Welcome to my lab."

All in this one story, the first in the Caz series, "Why I Hate Volleyball."
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