i do not own legend of zelda so dont sue me!
OH YEAH THIS IS RATED R SO DONT SEND ME FLAMES IF YOU GET OFFENDED!
rappings solved?
LON LON RANCHTALONS/MALONS BEDROOM.
As link stared in disbelief as he saw talon rapping malon!uhh.....
talon i-i forgot to get my pay.Help me link help me malon screamed!But
it was too late link was already out the door.
KIKIWI VILLAGESARAS HOUSE.
Hey link i found out that girl malon was rapped and beaten they found
her body in lake hyrule she was dead and naked when they found her.
Their trying to find out who did it they found that guy that lives
near the bridge semen in her but thats because he fucked her body
before he reported it.and also other victims include:x2 gerduo,king
zora,mido,deku tree,ganondorf. there still trying to figure it out.
yeah. will see ya sara im home.Awwwww link why so soon?Huh i guess a
minute or more.thanks.
NEXT MORNING:KIKIWI VILLAGESARAS HOUSE.Boy isnt link an evil devil!
link:hey goddamnit what are you talking about!your just a stupid
auther!and if you reallt wrote this story you would know sara made
the moves on me!auther:hey shut up and get back in the story!
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Link awoke the next mornin yeah i know what your thinking. no they
didnt have sex but the cuddled k.I gotta go sara. but sara was asleep
So link went to do his mornin choirs.first thing link went to do for hes mornin choir was...
GRAVEYARD
Ok which stone first?So link picked and pissed on evert stone that was
his deal.Next on the list ahhhh yes.Link went to cococo bitch and she
him to put her chickens back.Butt he git frustrated cause they
wouldent hold still and killed them by throwing rocks and shit at them
and butchered them with his sword,put them im a garbage bag and gives
it back to her.his third thing to do was posin there well which he did.
there we go now he went to....
HYRULE CASTLE
Him and zelda were good friends but zelda wanted to become more than
friends.She often daydreamed abour her and link making out and crap.
he talked to her and stuff.he also noticed that zelda tryed to get
to get behind him and rub on him.but he starts moving again.after hours
of playing tricks on the guards he said good-bye to zelda and headed
home.
KIKIWI VILLAGELINKS HOUSE
Link climb up the latter untill he noticed in sara windo was sara
taking a shower.after 30mins of pervervty&stuff. he starts to go in his house and sees a very sick thing.....
hahahaha i cut yall off you'll just hafe to read number 3 which will
be on tommorow.. why do i cut youu guys off?
OH YEAH THIS IS RATED R SO DONT SEND ME FLAMES IF YOU GET OFFENDED!
rappings solved?
LON LON RANCHTALONS/MALONS BEDROOM.
As link stared in disbelief as he saw talon rapping malon!uhh.....
talon i-i forgot to get my pay.Help me link help me malon screamed!But
it was too late link was already out the door.
KIKIWI VILLAGESARAS HOUSE.
Hey link i found out that girl malon was rapped and beaten they found
her body in lake hyrule she was dead and naked when they found her.
Their trying to find out who did it they found that guy that lives
near the bridge semen in her but thats because he fucked her body
before he reported it.and also other victims include:x2 gerduo,king
zora,mido,deku tree,ganondorf. there still trying to figure it out.
yeah. will see ya sara im home.Awwwww link why so soon?Huh i guess a
minute or more.thanks.
NEXT MORNING:KIKIWI VILLAGESARAS HOUSE.Boy isnt link an evil devil!
link:hey goddamnit what are you talking about!your just a stupid
auther!and if you reallt wrote this story you would know sara made
the moves on me!auther:hey shut up and get back in the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link awoke the next mornin yeah i know what your thinking. no they
didnt have sex but the cuddled k.I gotta go sara. but sara was asleep
So link went to do his mornin choirs.first thing link went to do for hes mornin choir was...
GRAVEYARD
Ok which stone first?So link picked and pissed on evert stone that was
his deal.Next on the list ahhhh yes.Link went to cococo bitch and she
him to put her chickens back.Butt he git frustrated cause they
wouldent hold still and killed them by throwing rocks and shit at them
and butchered them with his sword,put them im a garbage bag and gives
it back to her.his third thing to do was posin there well which he did.
there we go now he went to....
HYRULE CASTLE
Him and zelda were good friends but zelda wanted to become more than
friends.She often daydreamed abour her and link making out and crap.
he talked to her and stuff.he also noticed that zelda tryed to get
to get behind him and rub on him.but he starts moving again.after hours
of playing tricks on the guards he said good-bye to zelda and headed
home.
KIKIWI VILLAGELINKS HOUSE
Link climb up the latter untill he noticed in sara windo was sara
taking a shower.after 30mins of pervervty&stuff. he starts to go in his house and sees a very sick thing.....
hahahaha i cut yall off you'll just hafe to read number 3 which will
be on tommorow.. why do i cut youu guys off?
