the main characters of lotr go to montel

montel: welcome to todays show, today we have the main characters from lord of the rings here with us so give them a warm welcome! {applause} { frodo,sam,pippin,merry,gandalf,legolas,saruman,gimli,boromir,aragorn,and arwen walk on set and take a seat}

frodo: heyyyy baldy! its nice to see u again! and still as shiney as ever!

gandalf:*whacks frodo with is big staff stick thing* what did i tell you frodo we do not yet remind the bald people that they are bald!

everyone but gandalf:o.O..?

montel anywhoo.. hows the movie bizz treating ya?

{ frodo goes to answer but is rudely inturuptted but pippin }

pippin: well i had to fire my makeup artist she used the wrong shade on my face and well my face was just.... orange! i tell u orange! and u could tell she did it on purposed the look on that little bit...{ sentance trails off but then picks back up again} and my neck! my neck was just white as if it had been bleached!and i lost alot of fans and ...*bursts into tears* merry: it'll be ok pip ull get new fans..*snuggles pippin while hes crying*

montel: *ahem* would any one like some water? * offers water* { everyone accepts }

aragorn: gimli ive been feeling for u since we got on the set on montel and...

gimli: *inturrupts* ive been feelin u too aragorn cmon!* takes aragorns arm and drags him behind a row of chairs where montel,frodo,pippin and merry are sitting*

aragorn: oo heyy that ... oooo o.O ive never felt that before

frodo:* has a very disturbed look on his face* ok this happens everytime * goes to get his friends but if puled down behind the chairs*ooo know i see what u were feeling aragron! * doesnt return*

pippin: *stops crying and walks over to montel wiping his head to make it shiney so he can use it as a mirror*

gandalf: * slaps pippin with his stick* what did i tell you?we do not yet remind the bald people that they are bald!

{ everyone hears a blood curtling scream} sam: help me!! ahhh help im dr..dro..drowning!!

{ everyone accept arwen helps sam}

legolas: * crosses leg* well! i just found the most darlingest little bra to hide my 3rd nipple! its satan and lace i know i know not a good combo but its just.. here lemme sho..{ relizes the starange look hes getting and stops looking at the floor}

pippin: * uses montels head as a mirror again*

gandalf: * whacks with stick!* what did i tell you!

everyone: we do not yet remind the bald people that they are bald!

{ frodo, aragorn and gimli return now}

pippin: im sick of u hitting me gandalf imma kik yo butt!

merry:* catches pippin in mid-leap*

{ everyone gets into a big brawl}

legolas:* flashes his thrid nipple and everyone stops and stares*

everyone: o.O ooooo neat!

well a cliff hanger!! oo cant u just wait to see what happens after the break!!! haha ill tourment u forever! haha no i wont cuz hten ill tourment my self!