The story "really" begins:
The Bright sun shone through the window. A silent but loud yawn was heard by a chao maid who was coming down the hallway of the Newly built space station call, Sector 14. she stopped in the room with a number on the door that said, 146. she slowly turned the knob and carried her cart full of dirty dishes into the room. ," oh my," she said, " your awake, I thought I heard someone yawn just a minute ago." A small green chao sat up in his bed, reached to the end table, and gave the maid 2 dirty dishes. " here you go," he said.
" thanx Dash." the maid left the room. Dash opened the blind of his mid-sized Apartment so that the sun could shine throughout the entire room. he then stretched his back and shoulders until he heard a knock at the door. " C'min!" he yelled. the door flew open. a purple chao a little shorter than Dash stepped in and said, " Dash, C'mon! we've gotta be at college in 15 minutes and you aren't even ready!"
"hey, don't worry about me, Candy, I'll be there on time!"
"oh really, well, you've got 14 minutes and 45...no....40 seconds and counting!"
"alright, I get the picture, I'm going! I'm going!" He picks up his backpack and follows Candy out the door.

On the way to their College, They stop at a coffee shop and have a few drinks. " uh, Candy, what is a Coffee?"
"honestly Dash, you know what Coffee is"
"I do.....hmmmm.....coffee...coffee?????? a coffee is when you are sick. yeah, it is a disease that makes you cough...right?
"uh....no, not really dash, it's actually a drink, that you slowly inhale down your throat because it's hot. Duh!
"oh, ok but....Candy, I have a personal question.
"ok..........
" ..........oh, right, well, as a girl, what would your opinion be about me."
"well, your a green chao, what can I say, you look like shit!"
"ha, very funny, but seriously, I was thinking about getting a girlfriend. I was wondering if you could tell me what girls might see in me and if it's good or bad."
" well, I think they would see....." she leans over to whisper in his ear. " I think they would see.....shit....HA!"
"I wonder about you sometimes, Candy!"