Konnichi Wa! Tales of Insanity!

Episode 2

Consciences can't fight.

Alex uhh. wha hoppen? Mr. Floppolom Sorry about that, I had to sedate you, rodrigo was almost dead when I tracked him down. You had your hands firmly clasped around his larynx. He's recovering in my lab, and foaming at the mouth a lot too. Rodrigo Grrgl. Alex of course I tried to kill him he blew up the p.c! Cthulu you tell 'im! Shinji I Think we should stay out of this cthulu! Cthulu get bent! At least I do my job! (shinji takes offense to this {obviously} and a small red headed girl appears on his shoulder) asukaPunch him shinji! Hit that demon! Shinji I think I should consult my good conscience too before I make a decision asuka. Rei? What do you suggest? Rei The Sun. One of many, yet isolated. Alone. Lonliness. Shinji & Asuka huh? Rei oh. Yes. The darkness that exists in this world will be smoten by the power of good. Shinji soooo.. Punch him? Rei punch him. (A fight breaks out between shinji and cthulu. Meanwhile, alex is trying to break through rodrigo's defense line which basically consists of floppy and bob, narcoleptic wielder of the spatula, trying to hold his enormous frame against the wall.) Bob I don't think he's going to listen to reason, unusual one. floppolom me neither, he's starting to swear in other languages now, never a good sign. Alex verdammt schweinhund! Anata wa baka! Kusou! Mutti fichen! Pa'tak! Bob was that klingon? (wingy walks past, rubbing his eyes after a marathon playstation session with e.m.l. he proceeds to raid the fridge and goes back upstairs completely ignoring all the commotion.) Mumm-Ra (back from mouse hunting) he still going? Alex Rodrigo.you.bastard.I was.gonna.have that.published! Bob perchance, you may use your abilities to assist us, feline one? mumm-ra (sighs) fine. (alex is suddenly imobilised by an invisible force and floppy goes to check on rodrigo who's making some unusual gargling noises.) floppolom I'll be back in a minute, Bob. Stay with mumm-ra and try to calm alex down.Bob? Bob? BOB!!! Bob huh? wha? Oh, right. Shoot some squirrels. Got it. floppolom no! calm alex..oh whatever. Do what you want! (Bob heads for the local park with a shotgun from wingy's "secret" stash of weapons while muttering something about how cinnamon messes up his digestive system.) Mumm-ra (looks around) Well! Seems it's up to me seeing as shinji is having his head slammed in the fridge door repeatedly. Asuka C'mon shinji! Ach! Ein dumkopf! Schnell! Schnell! Rei existence..to be.. to exist. shinji I mustn't run aw-ACK! I mustn't run aw-ACK! I mustn't run aw-ACK! Cthulu mwah haa haa! Take that, bitch! Mumm-Ra hmm I wonder.can a conscience be killed? Alex let me at the bastrard! I just want five minutes alone with him! Mumm-Ra oh, settle down! Here, I'll release endorphins into your bloodstream. It'll make you feel better! Alex ahh. Very nice. Please, you can release me now mumm-ra. I realise now that it was all an accident and I wish to apologise to rodrigo personally for the way I acted. (short pause) Mumm-Ra you ain't fooling anybody, boy! You forget a little gift of mine called telepathy? Alex damn your psychic prowess, cat! Let me at the sonovabitch! (Upstairs, gitaroo man is being played at the loudest possible volume that the little t.v. will produce, and e.m.l. is sat at the door.) e.m.l. crien madiera! They still goin at it down there? Wingy yeah I think that alex is venting anger from another source. I wonder what he's angry about? (wingy farts into alex's cushion and throws an empty crisp packet across the room onto a pile of old underwear.) e.m.l. uhh, I got no idea boss! wingy fancy more dorito's? e.m.l.. (sickly burp) oh, god no! I think they're givin me the shits! (a bang is heard from the park and a faint voice can be heard shouting "got one!")

to be continued! (maybe)