Hello! I've given up doing original stories and starting to do some humorous stories of famous stuff. Here's my first one so enjoy!

Final Fantasy VII: The Messed up version that makes no sense at all

Intro plays with Aeris getting hit by a car and train coming to a stop

Barret: Com'n SOLDIER betraying good-for-nothing piece of *CENSOR* newcomer

Cloud wakes up and it turns out Aeris getting hit by car was a dream

Cloud: Boy do I wish that had happended

Battle starts

Cloud uses Omnislash

Barret just catches Cloud using it

Barret how did you get that so...

Barret notices the gameshark stuck to Cloud's back

Cloud: Let's go

Barret: Sure...

Cloud sets the bomb

Barret: Where's the scorpion boss?

Cloud: I don't know and I don't care

Cloud forgot to help Jesse

Cloud: Oops! Oh well

Red Scorpion: Huff...puff...I came here as fast as I could...umm Cloud? Barret?

Bomb blows up and blows the whole reactor to smitherines and also kills Jesse early

Wedge catches on fire and dies after the second mini-bomb

Cloud: umm...

Barret: ...

Biggs: ...

Cloud bumps into Aeris too hard and she gets hit by car

Cloud: Cool, my wish came true

Aeris gets up

Cloud: Uhh...why aren't you dead

Aeris: I think you forgot to turn off the "Good Guys Dont Die" cheat

Cloud mumbles a LOT of curses

Tifa suddenly shows up

Tifa: I happen to overhear that so that means that Jesse and Wedge are still alive

Cloud mumbles even MORE curses

Cloud makes it to Tifa's Bar...


To be continued...

So how did you like it? Also if you liked this and really like FF9 check out my friend's messed up version of FF9. His user name is Ramza.