Hello! I've given up doing original stories and starting to do some humorous stories of famous stuff. Here's my first one so enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII: The Messed up version that makes no sense at all
Intro plays with Aeris getting hit by a car and train coming to a stop
Barret: Com'n SOLDIER betraying good-for-nothing piece of *CENSOR* newcomer
Cloud wakes up and it turns out Aeris getting hit by car was a dream
Cloud: Boy do I wish that had happended
Battle starts
Cloud uses Omnislash
Barret just catches Cloud using it
Barret how did you get that so...
Barret notices the gameshark stuck to Cloud's back
Cloud: Let's go
Barret: Sure...
Cloud sets the bomb
Barret: Where's the scorpion boss?
Cloud: I don't know and I don't care
Cloud forgot to help Jesse
Cloud: Oops! Oh well
Red Scorpion: Huff...puff...I came here as fast as I could...umm Cloud? Barret?
Bomb blows up and blows the whole reactor to smitherines and also kills Jesse early
Wedge catches on fire and dies after the second mini-bomb
Cloud: umm...
Barret: ...
Biggs: ...
Cloud bumps into Aeris too hard and she gets hit by car
Cloud: Cool, my wish came true
Aeris gets up
Cloud: Uhh...why aren't you dead
Aeris: I think you forgot to turn off the "Good Guys Dont Die" cheat
Cloud mumbles a LOT of curses
Tifa suddenly shows up
Tifa: I happen to overhear that so that means that Jesse and Wedge are still alive
Cloud mumbles even MORE curses
Cloud makes it to Tifa's Bar...
To be continued...
So how did you like it? Also if you liked this and really like FF9 check out my friend's messed up version of FF9. His user name is Ramza.
Final Fantasy VII: The Messed up version that makes no sense at all
Intro plays with Aeris getting hit by a car and train coming to a stop
Barret: Com'n SOLDIER betraying good-for-nothing piece of *CENSOR* newcomer
Cloud wakes up and it turns out Aeris getting hit by car was a dream
Cloud: Boy do I wish that had happended
Battle starts
Cloud uses Omnislash
Barret just catches Cloud using it
Barret how did you get that so...
Barret notices the gameshark stuck to Cloud's back
Cloud: Let's go
Barret: Sure...
Cloud sets the bomb
Barret: Where's the scorpion boss?
Cloud: I don't know and I don't care
Cloud forgot to help Jesse
Cloud: Oops! Oh well
Red Scorpion: Huff...puff...I came here as fast as I could...umm Cloud? Barret?
Bomb blows up and blows the whole reactor to smitherines and also kills Jesse early
Wedge catches on fire and dies after the second mini-bomb
Cloud: umm...
Barret: ...
Biggs: ...
Cloud bumps into Aeris too hard and she gets hit by car
Cloud: Cool, my wish came true
Aeris gets up
Cloud: Uhh...why aren't you dead
Aeris: I think you forgot to turn off the "Good Guys Dont Die" cheat
Cloud mumbles a LOT of curses
Tifa suddenly shows up
Tifa: I happen to overhear that so that means that Jesse and Wedge are still alive
Cloud mumbles even MORE curses
Cloud makes it to Tifa's Bar...
To be continued...
So how did you like it? Also if you liked this and really like FF9 check out my friend's messed up version of FF9. His user name is Ramza.
