I'm glad you people like my stories so on with chapter 3!
On the train...
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Cloud: No
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Cloud: No
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Cloud: No
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Alert thingy comes on
A/N:I forgot what that thing was called
Barret: !#$%& Someone screwed up!
Barret rams through doors, people, chairs to the last car
Cloud: Let's go
Tifa jumps
Tifa: Ow, oh, ooh, mother...son-of-a...ah! Whew!
Cloud jumps
Cloud: (inhales) F-BEEP
Barret jumps and jumps to far and lands into the tiny hole by the security lasers and gets stuck
Cloud kicks him down VERY, VERY, VERY hard
Barret: You !#$%&
Cloud: Just shuddup and sqeeze your fat, Sh-BEEP, A-BEEP down
Cloud and Tifa get in
Barret is too big so Cloud kicks all the way to the end
Barret: Ow, oh, ooh, mother...son-of-a...
Cloud: Quit your complaining!
Barret: See if I'll pay you ever again!
Cloud: Blackmail huh? Well, here comes my boot!!!
Cloud kicks Barret in the A-BEEP extremely, extremely, extremely hard
Barret: F-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Cloud: You know, I could get used to this...
Cloud continues to kick even though they are out of the vent
Cloud plants bomb
Barret: Shinra soldiers!? What the hell?
Barret shoots Shinra
Shinra dosen't die
Tifa and Barret look at Cloud
Cloud: What...? So you think I have some kind of "Villans Don't Die" cheat?
Tifa and Barret nods
Cloud: Why would I have such a cheat?
Cloud sees a shiny thing sparkle
Cloud: He's wearing a bullet-proof vest numbskulls!
Tifa and Barret: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Shinra: ...I've arranged a playmate for all of you...
Airbuster comes out
Tifa looks at watch
Tifa: Time to go!
Bomb blows up making hole in the floor
Cloud: Guess I gotta follow the storyline
Cloud jumps down the hole...
On the train...
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Cloud: No
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Cloud: No
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Cloud: No
Tifa: Are we there yet?
Alert thingy comes on
A/N:I forgot what that thing was called
Barret: !#$%& Someone screwed up!
Barret rams through doors, people, chairs to the last car
Cloud: Let's go
Tifa jumps
Tifa: Ow, oh, ooh, mother...son-of-a...ah! Whew!
Cloud jumps
Cloud: (inhales) F-BEEP
Barret jumps and jumps to far and lands into the tiny hole by the security lasers and gets stuck
Cloud kicks him down VERY, VERY, VERY hard
Barret: You !#$%&
Cloud: Just shuddup and sqeeze your fat, Sh-BEEP, A-BEEP down
Cloud and Tifa get in
Barret is too big so Cloud kicks all the way to the end
Barret: Ow, oh, ooh, mother...son-of-a...
Cloud: Quit your complaining!
Barret: See if I'll pay you ever again!
Cloud: Blackmail huh? Well, here comes my boot!!!
Cloud kicks Barret in the A-BEEP extremely, extremely, extremely hard
Barret: F-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Cloud: You know, I could get used to this...
Cloud continues to kick even though they are out of the vent
Cloud plants bomb
Barret: Shinra soldiers!? What the hell?
Barret shoots Shinra
Shinra dosen't die
Tifa and Barret look at Cloud
Cloud: What...? So you think I have some kind of "Villans Don't Die" cheat?
Tifa and Barret nods
Cloud: Why would I have such a cheat?
Cloud sees a shiny thing sparkle
Cloud: He's wearing a bullet-proof vest numbskulls!
Tifa and Barret: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Shinra: ...I've arranged a playmate for all of you...
Airbuster comes out
Tifa looks at watch
Tifa: Time to go!
Bomb blows up making hole in the floor
Cloud: Guess I gotta follow the storyline
Cloud jumps down the hole...
