I'm glad you people like my stories so on with chapter 3!

On the train...

Tifa: Are we there yet?

Cloud: No

Tifa: Are we there yet?

Cloud: No

Tifa: Are we there yet?

Cloud: No

Tifa: Are we there yet?

Alert thingy comes on

A/N:I forgot what that thing was called

Barret: !#$%& Someone screwed up!

Barret rams through doors, people, chairs to the last car

Cloud: Let's go

Tifa jumps

Tifa: Ow, oh, ooh, mother...son-of-a...ah! Whew!

Cloud jumps

Cloud: (inhales) F-BEEP

Barret jumps and jumps to far and lands into the tiny hole by the security lasers and gets stuck

Cloud kicks him down VERY, VERY, VERY hard

Barret: You !#$%&

Cloud: Just shuddup and sqeeze your fat, Sh-BEEP, A-BEEP down

Cloud and Tifa get in

Barret is too big so Cloud kicks all the way to the end

Barret: Ow, oh, ooh, mother...son-of-a...

Cloud: Quit your complaining!

Barret: See if I'll pay you ever again!

Cloud: Blackmail huh? Well, here comes my boot!!!

Cloud kicks Barret in the A-BEEP extremely, extremely, extremely hard

Barret: F-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Cloud: You know, I could get used to this...

Cloud continues to kick even though they are out of the vent

Cloud plants bomb

Barret: Shinra soldiers!? What the hell?

Barret shoots Shinra

Shinra dosen't die

Tifa and Barret look at Cloud

Cloud: What...? So you think I have some kind of "Villans Don't Die" cheat?

Tifa and Barret nods

Cloud: Why would I have such a cheat?

Cloud sees a shiny thing sparkle

Cloud: He's wearing a bullet-proof vest numbskulls!

Tifa and Barret: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Shinra: ...I've arranged a playmate for all of you...

Airbuster comes out

Tifa looks at watch

Tifa: Time to go!

Bomb blows up making hole in the floor

Cloud: Guess I gotta follow the storyline

Cloud jumps down the hole...